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2011/04/12 07:40:05
Subject: anyone know any good warhammer jokes? Do things like that exist?
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Water-Caste Negotiator
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So a wolf Priest and a Herald of Nurgle walk into a bar and....
Any good warhammer humor out there? Jokes, Stories, something poking fun about how SW have so many priests such?
Or maybe something related to Necrons or Tau? Or Eldar Jokes?
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THE ARMIES I PLAY!
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2011/04/12 07:58:17
Subject: Re:anyone know any good warhammer jokes? Do things like that exist?
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Kovnik
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This. Or failing that,
'So, Khárn walks into a bar an-BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!'
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2011/04/12 08:22:25
Subject: anyone know any good warhammer jokes? Do things like that exist?
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Krazed Killa Kan
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Field Gen wrote:So a wolf Priest and a Herald of Nurgle walk into a bar and....
Some poor chick is sore for the rest of the night, AND sore for a few months after  
/flamebait!
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2011/04/12 11:25:45
Subject: Re:anyone know any good warhammer jokes? Do things like that exist?
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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.. is it this time of the month already ?
We've had/done this thread a fair few times already, a brief perusal of the board , perhaps aided by the search feature , should sort you out methinks.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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