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2011/04/18 16:20:48
Subject: Alien found in Russia! Dig out tin foil attire! Alien sodomy victims line up for identification!
Used search to see if this was mentioned before, but search brought up no threads. If duplicate, a thousand pardons.
Translation:
"we found him over there"
"We found him around two hours ago"
"It must have been lying here for days"
Alien body found near UFO crash site in Russia, video
Michael Cohen
Around one month ago this publication reported on a major UFO event that occurred in the region of Irkutsk in Russia's Siberia. Hundreds of villagers saw a huge object, glowing pink and blue, hurtle towards Earth before loudly impacting the ground in a wooded area . The event received widespread coverage in Russia and was reported by Inter-fax, Russia's government news agency (See article here). In the West the event was completely ignored if not deliberately kept from public view.
An enormous team of government officials, including military personal, secret service agents and science ministry officials made their was to the UFO crash site within hours of the event occurring.
Now it seems a video has been leaked onto the Internet showing a dead Alien (see video below), found in the Republic of Buryatia, not far from the site of the UFO crash. Is the alien seen in this video a survivor of that crash who managed to leave the area only to die as a result of Russia's harsh conditions?
Warning: the below video contains graphic images.
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Ma55ter_fett wrote:I wonder what they used to make the body...
My guess would be that the body/limbs are a bunch of animal parts (chickens ?) that has been carefully manipulated and stitched together. I bet the back would show all the ways it had been attached and sewn up which conveniently is buried out of sight in the snow, etc. Then apply some special effects makeup to hide how the head is joined, etc.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2011/04/20 04:27:29
Subject: Alien found in Russia! Dig out tin foil attire! Alien sodomy victims line up for identification!
Just follow me into my magic candy van, and I'll show you a sodomy victim
And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole
2011/04/20 07:04:00
Subject: Alien found in Russia! Dig out tin foil attire! Alien sodomy victims line up for identification!
There is another related video of "alien fish" which turns out to be some sort of shark flipped on its back...
Pathetic attention seekers.
MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is But we're not that bad... are we?
2011/04/21 12:14:37
Subject: Alien found in Russia! Dig out tin foil attire! Alien sodomy victims line up for identification!
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