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I may request they consider doing some 40k inspired colognes...hmmm...
'Waaagh' for men, wun undred pursent ov da time, it works evurytime!
'Nightbringer' cos the laydees know you're packing a big scythe...
'Fenrisian' unleash your inner wolf!
'O'shovah' unleash your inner sphere!
'Commorragh' ...because you're a sleazy perv.
So, do they have an 'authentic' nerd fragrance, you know, burger king, coffee and sweat?
Actually, that might be a good idea, AFAIK, nerds hunt by scent, so a nerdgirl might be able to blend in better at a LGS and avoid the usual harrassment if they can mask their usual scent, kind of like those natural bug repellants that make you smell like a plant that bugs don't like.
As for me, I refuse to buy any more perfumes until they sell a range that contains pheremones to allow me to control a hive of ants
EDIT: looking back in retrospect this post was rather trollish of me, would like to apologise to anyone who may have taken offense at the post, and have now enclosed the original post in a spoiler, since you are now not forced to read the post, please don't start a flamewar if you do read it and take offense.
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And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
So, do they have an 'authentic' nerd fragrance, you know, burger king, coffee and sweat?
Actually, that might be a good idea, AFAIK, nerds hunt by scent, so a nerdgirl might be able to blend in better at a LGS and avoid the usual harrassment if they can mask their usual scent, kind of like those natural bug repellants that make you smell like a plant that bugs don't like.
As for me, I refuse to buy any more perfumes until they sell a range that contains pheremones to allow me to control a hive of ants
EDIT: looking back in retrospect this post was rather trollish of me, would like to apologise to anyone who may have taken offense at the post, and have now enclosed the original post in a spoiler, since you are now not forced to read the post, please don't start a flamewar if you do read it and take offense.
Spoiler:
You forgot "Mt. Dew and Cheeto Dust", the classic aroma.
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Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them. 
