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What has been the funniest game of 40k you have played in?

Mine was against some Ultrasmurfs.
I had to laugh as in one shot he killed 16 of my bereserkers with his vindicator but then watched as they destroyed the vindicator, a whirlwind, a terminator squad and 6 tactical marines. His 'chapter master' and 10 tacticals drop poded behind my line but my 10 marines in a building over looking them had a firefight for 3 turns for his 10 marines to die for 4 of my marines, but i ended with his chapter master trying to cathc a melta shot in his mouth.......
My 5 terminators and 20 other marines, and lord spent 4 turns charging across open ground to finally get into combat with 5 scouts... and losing.

I wouldn't say funny, but my most entertaining moment was when my trusty Death Company and Chaplain
-Rampaged 20 Beserkers into the ground
-Moved on to to mop the floor with 10 Raptors
-Stamped all over about 20 marines, and dusted it off by
-Teaming up with some Sanguinary Guard to total 10 Terminators and a sorcerer.
I only lost one of those blood crazed madmen-And they go to battle to die..
Point Sink my arse

Had a game with my DoA army where Dante and 5 Sanguinary Guard killed Belial, a chaplain, the terminator cmd squad, and a deathwing terminator squad without taking a loss. They then move on to melta a tank and I lose 2 sanguinary guard to the explosion at S3 even with a priest nearby.

Woop-BA

Mine is a tie....
A Second Ed where an expolding rhino took out the rhino next to it (explosion) and that one in turn took out a third, killing, btw, nearly everything in all three.
and...
My 'Nilla Marines vs Orks .... Had a single Sgt survive multiple assaults by biker orks for four successive rounds. He even survived the battle.... and cost the Ork player the KP for his squad. Game ended in a tie, mainly due to the ork player chasing this one lone marine halfway across the board while ignoring the rest of my army.

Once i played against IG , my kroots flanked but a tank showed
some flamer love to them killing everyone but two hounds, next turn my doggies charged a command squad of five, with power weapon, on dangerous terrain, result... My hounds bitted, scratched, and chewed three of five, then my friend rolled his attacks and missed all of.them and his leadership thest, bye bye almost 200 pts of guards!! My 12 points of kroots feasted on high rank meat XD

Basalisk surviving 3 rounds of being shot at by a Monolith...

My funniest battle was when I was playing my friend's chaos marines when he deepstriked abbadon and his termies 8 inches from my board edge. So next turn, my reserves came in and they were: Hive Tyrant with Guard Dogs, Swarmlord with Gurad dog, 2 carnifexs. So I piled all my guys in and abbadon couldn't attack because of lashwhip. So my friend lost Abbadon and 8 terminators. Also, when Typhus went to wound my Old One Eye. He wounds on 2+, my friend got snake eyes. Then Old One Eye murdered him.

One Marine vs Eldar army where:
- A HB marine took out a vyper piece by piece. As in he shot the guns off and the engines and then left it parked in idle.
- A command squad + Captain managed to plod across a battlefield passing relevant saves only to get bashed down by by some panzees in robes. The Captain held his ground well until a Wraithlord bumbled in and kicked him.
- And an Ironclad who took out said Wraithlord, Farseer and remaining Warlocks and Guardians. It as a giant Eldar Whack-a-Mole game Until he smacked the last guardian. Then he was shot by 5 EMLs.

Killpoint game with IG against nidz...

2 Penal legions kill 20 Genestealers and 6 Warriors...
3 ratlings kill a Hive Tyrant in CC
The same 3 ratlings fail to snipe the last termagant in a brood thus making the game a tie

Back with my 3rd ed. space wolves against tau
in two turns my entire army excpet my wolf lord and one land speeder get annihilated. The land speeder also lost both weapons. The game ended with my wolf lord going from combat through the entire army until all that is left is a hammer head which then takes two turns firing the rail cannon at him and finally managing to take the last wound. My opponent also wasted several turns while not being able t shoot the wolf lord by trying to take the land speeder down. Game ended with me only having a weaponless land speeder and this was before the ramming rules came out.

Yesterday 2V2, my Daemons and a mates Tyranids Vs Dark Angels and Blood Angels, 1200 points a side.

I totally annihilate the BA's, whilst my suicide flamers jumped down and wrecked the DA's devs.

The star went to my Pink Horror Squad #1, turn 1- he glanced with bolt of Tzneetch the Land Raider and destroyed the twin linked assault cannon.

Turn 3, glanced the Land raider, rolled a 6 and since Bolt is ap 1, wrecked the damn thing.

We all lol'd and I was in shock. Not bad for a 95 point squad

TMonkeyGuru wrote:Once i played against IG , my kroots flanked but a tank showed
some flamer love to them killing everyone but two hounds, next turn my doggies charged a command squad of five, with power weapon, on dangerous terrain, result... My hounds bitted, scratched, and chewed three of five, then my friend rolled his attacks and missed all of.them and his leadership thest, bye bye almost 200 pts of guards!! My 12 points of kroots feasted on high rank meat XD

At another tourni a guy playing Tau included his kroot,
Game 1- Suicide by charging SW Grey Hunters
Game 2- Suicide by charging my Berserkers
Game 3- Outflanked and munched through his Opponents line of wave servants and fireprisms after one Hammerhead with that cover save thing became one huge surviving fire magnet

I found it funny when the first man to start running away happened to be the enemy Lord Commissar.

My borther's friend dropped a trygon behind his orks, the thing was then wrecked my a battle wagon and a nob squad maxed with uge' choppas and power claws.

My Furioso DSing behind a Tau Gunline (in cover behind a Devilfish that my opponent didnt move ), which then proceeded to roll up the entire gunline all on his lonesome Seriously, the rest of my army took 2 turns to reach the enemy line (stupid DT tests) but by that point there was a gun-drone squad, half a mauled Kroot squad and a very lonely Ethereal left from a 200 pt army.
I felt both bad and good that day

My Death Company in a big game, 3v3 2000 pts per army

I stuck a chaplain in a sqaud of 5 DC, no power-weapons and they managed to rip through a squad of possessed CSM, khorne berzerkers, 2 Oblilerators, a full squad of Thousand Sons, a vindicator, and Ahriman...all in one game before they died. earned their points several times over there.

Another time was when the same squad of DC in a 500pt game (Chaplain upgraded to Reclusiarch). I was 2 killpoints behind and locked in combat with a a lot of orks boyz and a Warboss. I had lost my 5 DC already and it was basically my Reclusiarch alone. Every turn they threw out some 60 attacks. And for 3 player turns I survived. My sole Reclusiarch (thanks to a Sanguinary Priest who helped him out with FNP) managed to survive around 180 attacks before dying. By the end we were just laughing.

The best part was how I had been rolling 1s and 2s all game, and at the end, it was all 5s and 6s. I named my Reclusiarch after that, he's my army mascot now.

Even though I've only played two legit games, the funniest was my first; when my Canoness wound up killing a Dreadnaught on turn 1 with her Evicerator.