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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 12:23:21
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Its best to use top of the line equipment
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 12:59:52
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Dakka Veteran
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Metal Tree Pwns Chainsaw!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 14:11:51
Subject: WAR!!
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Stormin' Stompa
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 14:23:25
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Fleshound of Khorne
London, England
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I see your metal Beaver, and raise you a Metal Squirrel with lasers!
Go!
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There is but one path to victory, and it is pathed with Blood and Skulls. For the Glory of Khorne, By the Might of Khor'Ghurneth!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 16:28:22
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Dakka Veteran
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RustMonster
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 17:07:06
Subject: WAR!!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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What's a rust monster going to do to him?
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 17:16:17
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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I can Match that....
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 18:33:06
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Dakka Veteran
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Not in the Vacuum of Space!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 19:36:26
Subject: WAR!!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Don't you mean the vacuum of SPESS?  We fight in the name of the Empra!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/12/18 19:36:41
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 20:01:51
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Dakka Veteran
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Senators pwn Empras
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 21:08:13
Subject: WAR!!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Tapping your foot in a bathroom stall pwns senators.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 21:14:26
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Joe knows Toilets....
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 21:26:19
Subject: WAR!!
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[DCM]
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Jo the Plumber > Joe the Plumber
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2025: Games Played:21/Models Bought:253/Sold:294/Painted:197
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 21:28:37
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Plumbing zone fan:
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/12/18 21:28:58
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 22:03:40
Subject: WAR!!
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Stormin' Stompa
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A quarter of a century ago... Top Of The Pops
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 22:27:30
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Tough Treekin
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not even going to come up with a snappy comment for this one, we all know the story
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When you give total control to a computer, it’s only a matter of time before it pulls a Skynet on you and you’re running for your life.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 22:49:53
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Ok.. enough toilet humor.....
Lets take this outside.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 23:59:39
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Charging Wild Rider
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But it's raining
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/19 00:10:02
Subject: WAR!!
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[DCM]
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You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, aye, aye.....
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2025: Games Played:21/Models Bought:253/Sold:294/Painted:197
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/19 00:45:53
Subject: WAR!!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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What is that? This guy knows how to use an umbrella!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/12/19 00:46:07
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/19 04:56:31
Subject: WAR!!
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Stormin' Stompa
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He might be mean with a technologically advanced umbrella, but he can't do jack with a normal one. Mary, however...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/19 05:51:45
Subject: WAR!!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Get out of our airspace.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/12/19 05:52:04
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/19 06:50:36
Subject: WAR!!
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[DCM]
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Lets see if I can find a way to shoot you down... 12 times.
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2025: Games Played:21/Models Bought:253/Sold:294/Painted:197
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/19 07:13:18
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Dakka Veteran
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Gotta lock on 1st..
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/19 08:35:41
Subject: WAR!!
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Stormin' Stompa
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MILITARY CONSPIRACY!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/19 13:59:39
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Shark > Manta
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/19 14:59:19
Subject: WAR!!
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Executing Exarch
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Shark fin soup!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2008/12/19 15:02:04
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/19 15:31:35
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/19 18:37:16
Subject: WAR!!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Vengeance!
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/19 19:23:16
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Dakka Veteran
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Wont be moving so fast with tranquilizer darts all in you!!
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