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He's a LOYALIST!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13489879

There's hope for the British Empire after all, I anticipate that when he returns he shall finally instigate the long-awaited Act of Reunion and you downtrodden colonists shall be returned to the warm embrace of the bosom that is merry ol' Blighty.

They shall be welcomed back into the fold.

Called it!

Hmm, I'm not sure that saying nice things about another Head of State adds up to him being a British Loyalist. In fact, I would say that he's anything but...

The truth is that he favors the return of the Ottoman Empire.

I'm ok with this because they gave us the foot rest, which is nice.

dogma wrote:The truth is that he favors the return of the Ottoman Empire.

I'm ok with this because they gave us the foot rest, which is nice.

So THAT is what an ottoman is for...

dogma wrote:The truth is that he favors the return of the Ottoman Empire.

I'm ok with this because they gave us the foot rest, which is nice.

And the 1858 Land Code!

Well now that just spiffy, so now that you are coming back.....erm I don't know how to....er.. put this...........but there is the small matter of the back dated Tea Taxes owed Mr President.

[ducks]

Good, take his UK hatin' ass.

So basically Obama said that the queen is a nice old lady.

She came down here for Jamestown's 400th anniversary, we tarred and feathered her and replaced her with a robotic queen. What Obama said is actually a code that will cause her to raise Boudicca from the dead to enslave the british peoples. Then we shall 'relieve' the beleagured british forces only to have Obama say the words to activate the killswitch installed on robo-queen and then zombie Boudicca will die again and America will rule all of England, except for Wales, Wales is weird.

halonachos wrote:So basically Obama said that the queen is a nice old lady.

She came down here for Jamestown's 400th anniversary, we tarred and feathered her and replaced her with a robotic queen. What Obama said is actually a code that will cause her to raise Boudicca from the dead to enslave the british peoples. Then we shall 'relieve' the beleagured british forces only to have Obama say the words to activate the killswitch installed on robo-queen and then zombie Boudicca will die again and America will rule all of England, except for Wales, Wales is weird.

What about Scotland and Northern Ireland?
Also Boudica was fighting for freedom so i don't see why undead Boudica would be enslaving people.
That said maybe being dead changes your perspectives on things...

purplefood wrote:Also Boudica was fighting for freedom so i don't see why undead Boudica would be enslaving people.

I was going to say that.

But what the Americans don't realise is that Obama is actually a British 00 agent working to bring America more into line with England in terms of healthcare, etc, so that their eventual assimilation back into the Empire is much easier for all involved.

halonachos wrote:Also Boudica was fighting for freedom so i don't see why undead Boudica would be enslaving people.

Remember, when she was around 'Death-by-Roman' was a serious health hazard.

Nowadays, seeing as most people since her are of Saxon/Norman descent the old girl might rightifully see you lot as invaders on her good celtic soil.

SilverMK2 wrote:

purplefood wrote:Also Boudica was fighting for freedom so i don't see why undead Boudica would be enslaving people.

I was going to say that.

But what the Americans don't realise is that Obama is actually a British 00 agent working to bring America more into line with England in terms of healthcare, etc, so that their eventual assimilation back into the Empire is much easier for all involved.

Actualy I think a lot of people think that.

Frazzled wrote:Actualy I think a lot of people think that.

The British Inquisition have been dispatched to your location.

They have been issued with live haggis rounds for their bagpipe launchers.

SilverMK2 wrote:

Frazzled wrote:Actualy I think a lot of people think that.

The British Inquisition have been dispatched to your location.

They have been issued with live haggis rounds for their bagpipe launchers.

Fortunately for me, Respresentatives of Wiener Legion High Command are visiting this week due to perimeter fence work at the primary bunker (replacing fence). Wiener dogs love haggis...

Hmmm... then it is lucky that they have roast parsnip daggers!

Emperors Faithful wrote:

halonachos wrote:Also Boudica was fighting for freedom so i don't see why undead Boudica would be enslaving people.

Remember, when she was around 'Death-by-Roman' was a serious health hazard.

Nowadays, seeing as most people since her are of Saxon/Norman descent the old girl might rightifully see you lot as invaders on her good celtic soil.

I'm Celtic descent so it doesn't bother me either way...
Undead Boudica can suck it.

Emperors Faithful wrote:

halonachos wrote:Also Boudica was fighting for freedom so i don't see why undead Boudica would be enslaving people.

Remember, when she was around 'Death-by-Roman' was a serious health hazard.

Nowadays, seeing as most people since her are of Saxon/Norman descent the old girl might rightifully see you lot as invaders on her good celtic soil.

That's nonsense. Just saying.

Albatross wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:

halonachos wrote:Also Boudica was fighting for freedom so i don't see why undead Boudica would be enslaving people.

Remember, when she was around 'Death-by-Roman' was a serious health hazard.

Nowadays, seeing as most people since her are of Saxon/Norman descent the old girl might rightifully see you lot as invaders on her good celtic soil.

That's nonsense. Just saying.

Makes about as much sense as her rising from the dead. So sue me.

The point is that modern day Brits are overwhelmingly descended from the same genetic stock as Boudicca would have been...

...But then we've been through this before on here, many times.

Albatross wrote:The point is that modern day Brits are overwhelmingly descended from the same genetic stock as Boudicca would have been...

...But then we've been through this before on here, many times.

Directly descended? I find that incredulous.

Obama sent back the Churchill bust from the oval office.



I loved that his comments about Israel's borders have pretty much been decried by congress, after they gave a standing ovation to Mr. Netanyahu.

I wish they would drop this special relationship BS, it clearly doesn't exist any more. Hello, Falklands!

Please watch the language ! Reds8n

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Albatross wrote:The point is that modern day Brits are overwhelmingly descended from the same genetic stock as Boudicca would have been...

...But then we've been through this before on here, many times.

Directly descended? I find that incredulous.

If I said it, quote it, bold it.... you know the drill.

Also, Emp, I'm not sure that 'incredulity' is something that can be assigned to an assertion, rather to a person's reaction to that assertion. I could be wrong, however, as I'm too ill to give a gak (stomach bug, oh the irony...).

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Albatross wrote:The point is that modern day Brits are overwhelmingly descended from the same genetic stock as Boudicca would have been...

...But then we've been through this before on here, many times.

Directly descended? I find that incredulous.

He didn't say directly descended...

You're right, I didn't. I didn't say that.


Nor would I.

Albatross wrote:The point is that modern day Brits are overwhelmingly descended from the same genetic stock as Boudicca would have been...

...But then we've been through this before on here, many times.

I had read that the Saxons were behind one of the most complete genetic assimilations in history; you are unlikely to find too much Celtic blood kicking about within your stock Englishman?

Normans mostly kept to their own stock and even when they did become naturalised, they assumed the role of the upper classes.

Albatross wrote:
If I said it, quote it, bold it.... you know the drill.

I didn't mean to imply you said directly from Boudicca, I meant directly from Celtic stock, without foreign taint. I think that would be a wee bit rare.

Also, Emp, I'm not sure that 'incredulity' is something that can be assigned to an assertion, rather to a person's reaction to that assertion. I could be wrong, however, as I'm too ill to give a gak (stomach bug, oh the irony...).

I think you're right. But I also don't care too much. It's past my beddy-bies time, you see?

Medium of Death wrote:Obama sent back the Churchill bust from the oval office.



I loved that his comments about Israel's borders have pretty much been decried by congress, after they gave a standing ovation to Mr. Netanyahu.

I wish they would drop this special relationship BS, it clearly doesn't exist any more. Hello, Falklands!

Please watch the language ! Reds8n

Thought if I put 'cake' at the end it would make it ok.

I re-submit this: Obama is an arrogant so-and-so!

Medium of Death wrote:

Medium of Death wrote:Obama sent back the Churchill bust from the oval office.



I loved that his comments about Israel's borders have pretty much been decried by congress, after they gave a standing ovation to Mr. Netanyahu.

I wish they would drop this special relationship BS, it clearly doesn't exist any more. Hello, Falklands!

Please watch the language ! Reds8n

Thought if I put 'cake' at the end it would make it ok.

I re-submit this: Obama is an arrogant so-and-so!

Based on what?

Returning the Churchill bust that was gifted to the Bush Jnr administration from the Blair regime? You know Obama's grandfather was tortured under policies enacted by Churchill?

Israel should turn over that land, it invaded and stole it. Congress fawns at any Israeli leader in a desperate attempt to appease the fairly large and powerful Jewish lobbying groups. Also, the Republicans would side with Freddy Krueger if Obama had opposed him, for the sake of opposing Obama.