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'And we got veterans that can have combi-weapons or can charge when they deep strike and our Storm Shields got upgraded and we got a guy who's like a Vindicare but can't be singled out by shooting and a guy who makes melta and flamers twin-linked and a guy who makes veterans into scoring units and a Land Speeder that transports scouts and a Land Raider with AP3 flamers and a guy with a gun that gets more powerful the further away he is and armies on bikes and a new artillery piece that disrupts the hell out of stuff it doesn't kill and Claymore mines & rapid fire grenade launchers for our Scout bikes and a new Dreadnought that out-slaps all other walkers and a guy who makes Terminators infiltrate and run as fast as Eldar! This is the best Emperormas EVER! ...Abaddon, what did you get?'

'...A couple of stolen Vindicators.'

'Oh. Well, you kept the receipts for those Raptors and Obliterators and Daemons from last year, right?'

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Makes so much sense

lindsay40k wrote:'And we got veterans that can have combi-weapons or can charge when they deep strike and our Storm Shields got upgraded and we got a guy who's like a Vindicare but can't be singled out by shooting and a guy who makes melta and flamers twin-linked and a guy who makes veterans into scoring units and a Land Speeder that transports scouts and a Land Raider with AP3 flamers and a guy with a gun that gets more powerful the further away he is and armies on bikes and a new artillery piece that disrupts the hell out of stuff it doesn't kill and Claymore mines & rapid fire grenade launchers for our Scout bikes and a new Dreadnought that out-slaps all other walkers and a guy who makes Terminators infiltrate and run as fast as Eldar! This is the best Emperormas EVER! ...Abaddon, what did you get?'

'...A couple of stolen Vindicators.'

'Oh. Well, you kept the receipts for those Raptors and Possessed and Daemons from last year, right?'

Fixed.

Emperormass is now an official Dakka holiday.

But when is it celebrated?

The fifth of June every year.