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Lieing isn't cool yo.

Just say you were working out. With the guy. Sweaty and in little clothing.

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:
I don't really see why I post on forums...

Becuase your awesome?
What threads have you started up anyway?

Well, yesterday I started up a thread about Ocean Rules, it has (Last I looked) 27 replies and 274 views. I start a thread about the actual Rules I have thought of for Ocean fighting for 40k, I get 40 veiws with 6 replies, and the DCM who posts something based off of it gets 20 replies with 60 views (Not that I blame him for it, he gave ample credit).

I post an Idea for a new Sentry Gun idea for TF2, it gets 9 replies (6 of those me bumping them) and 300 views.

My facebook has been like 3 other people posting one thing and the rest is entirely me for the past four MONTHS.

This gak happens in real life too, with my brothers constantly ignoring me/cutting me off midsentence. I really don't understand why I haven't cut off all contact with other people. Oh wait, yes I do.... I'm still going to kill that bitch next time I see her....

I am thinking:



The Knicks need to add moar talent or else it may of been a wasted two years of effort to attract LeBron.

Slarg232 wrote:

Validus Mos wrote:And the part that blew up in my face was that I lied about what I was doing

blew up in my face was that I lied

I lied

That would be your main problem right there. A woman is kinda kinky when she tries to take over and boss you around, even if she is working out with a guy you don't like. The moment you lie about it, is the moment you lose any trust we have in you. Just my 2 cents.


I don't really see why I post on forums... All of my threads end up with something around 12 replies and 300 views, which is kinda hard to get a discussion going.... Not just on here, but on multiple forums, and to an extent facebook.

Yeah, I'm figuring this one out the hard way. Thanks for the perspective, though. I had to chuckle a little bit at your usage of the quotes, too. Good taste.

6...more...work...days...until...summer 2010. My order from Maelstrom is on route. I've got a big beer drinking contest to go to next week on Naval Base (FEAR the exiled Canadian you namby pamby 20 something deck apes!) In fact, I'm getting a few reps in right now.

Going to the Tamiya Model Factory in Shizuoka City for some touring and I have another trip planned for Nagoya Castle. Summer looks like it might be fun!

Rule #1 Guys and girls can't be friends. Period. (You can't go beyond aquaintances)

If a girl and a guy are hanging out its because she likes him or he likes her, or that actually like each other. Usually because he likes her, and found himself in the "Friend Zone." Guys don't hang out with girls they aren't interested in because, well, frankly, after enough beers, we'll shag them too. (gays are exempt from this rule)

So, if you're hanging out with a guy that is not your boyfriend, you are either testing him out to see if he's date-able (most people treat boyfriends/girlfriends like a hermit crab treats a shell- stay with one til something better comes along) or your test driving his wangdoodle. You knew it was wrong because you felt the need to lie (its not that your boyfriend has an issue with the other guy, its you are showing interest in him). If you still think it meant nothing, and you were just "working out" with a male friend-at 11:30pm-, see Rule #1.
And the hotter you are, the more Rule #1 becomes painfully reinforced.


I think that's enough Rule #1 for now.

I thought Rule #1 was that there are no women on the internet?
Obviously you're making reference to rule 13#.

Actually EF, rules #1 and #13 are:

1. Do not talk about /b/.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else.

Hmmm, must revise rules. Test tommorow.

CitizenPrime wrote:
Rule #1 Guys and girls can't be friends. Period. (You can't go beyond aquaintances)

Blatant lie. I have girl friends I have no interest in dating (well, I dated the one, but she doesn't count). They have been stuck in the friends zone, and remain firmly in there (Though I might be able to do this because where I grew up girls outnumbered guys 2-1...)

I would also like to apologize for my posts of self sorrow yesterday. I get like that sometimes.

CitizenPrime wrote:
Rule #1 Guys and girls can't be friends. Period. (You can't go beyond aquaintances)

Actually, Rule #1 is "People that say things like this clearly don't have enough experence socially interacting with the opposite gender to be posting 'rules'."

Rule #1 could also be "You don't talk about Dakka", however

Anshal wrote:Boulders are for grotzs, real men uses tanks as parachutes. works much better.

This man speaks winsauce. Did you mother feed you wins when you were a child? Because I think everything that comes out of you is winz

Samus_aran115 wrote:

Anshal wrote:Boulders are for grotzs, real men uses tanks as parachutes. works much better.

This man speaks winsauce. Did you mother feed you wins when you were a child? Because I think everything that comes out of you is winz

I watched Win-y the poo when I was little.

Slarg232 wrote:

Samus_aran115 wrote:

Anshal wrote:Boulders are for grotzs, real men uses tanks as parachutes. works much better.

This man speaks winsauce. Did you mother feed you wins when you were a child? Because I think everything that comes out of you is winz

I watched Win-y the poo when I was little.

LOLOLOLOLO

Anyway, going to get a bunch of new paint tommorow. I've gotta paint eldar for a friend. Too bad I'm not getting paid for it.. Beach in 10 days, then nothing for the rest of the entire summer. >.> My life is empty beyond comprehension. I haven't even left my house in the last month for any reason except to get pringles one day.....Kill me.

Ah. So i saw predators with my new GF. Was a pretty good movie, but a bit mad at times. Apparently their are two types of preds now, which as stupid as it initially sounded, it actually seemed to work, and was cool.

And, I have made my peace with my ex. Was difficult, but we're now on speaking terms again. I thought I'd burned those bridges good n' proper, but it just shows I was wrong

Samus_aran115 wrote:My life is empty beyond comprehension. I haven't even left my house in the last month for any reason except to get pringles one day.....Kill me.

Great Scott! Somebody call the Waaambulance!

Seriously though, go outside.

ghosty wrote:Ah. So i saw predators with my new GF. Was a pretty good movie, but a bit mad at times. Apparently their are two types of preds now, which as stupid as it initially sounded, it actually seemed to work, and was cool.

If you had read the AvP comics (of which I think I have read a grand total of 1#) then it would make perfect sense. As it is, the idea of incorporating two clans was pretty interesting. BUT, the highlight of the movie is still "Sex In a Bottle Samurai/Predator Fight".

I want a Predators VS Jack Burton movie. "Yeah, the Pork Chop express beat back the invasion of the invisible dreadlocked lizardmen, and I traded my truck for a spaceship, so on a dark and stormy night in deep space, the screaming you hear will be the hot alien babes who can't get enough of me."

Rofl...I just left my D&D group because none of them enjoyed being around me.

feth yeah.

Though to be honest it wasn't that great anyway so no big loss.

Vladsimpaler wrote:Rofl...I just left my D&D group because none of them enjoyed being around me.

feth yeah.

Though to be honest it wasn't that great anyway so no big loss.

Then you weren't trying hard enough. I stayed in a D&D group that positively loathed me for three years, because I allowed them free access to my massive collections of miniatures. (Greenskins, beastmen, Daemons, giants, ogres, assorted other strange gribblies.) You need leverage, dude!

warpcrafter wrote:

Vladsimpaler wrote:Rofl...I just left my D&D group because none of them enjoyed being around me.

feth yeah.

Though to be honest it wasn't that great anyway so no big loss.

Then you weren't trying hard enough. I stayed in a D&D group that positively loathed me for three years, because I allowed them free access to my massive collections of miniatures. (Greenskins, beastmen, Daemons, giants, ogres, assorted other strange gribblies.) You need leverage, dude!

Ha! I'm not allowed to DM for my D&D group anymore because I employed 'Tucker's Kobolds'.

warpcrafter wrote:

Vladsimpaler wrote:Rofl...I just left my D&D group because none of them enjoyed being around me.

feth yeah.

Though to be honest it wasn't that great anyway so no big loss.

Then you weren't trying hard enough. I stayed in a D&D group that positively loathed me for three years, because I allowed them free access to my massive collections of miniatures. (Greenskins, beastmen, Daemons, giants, ogres, assorted other strange gribblies.) You need leverage, dude!

Unfortunately I don't have that kind of leverage, hahahaha

I'm sure that if I had your collection of miniatures I would be better off; my only leverage (my dashingly handsome face) is negated in the veritable sausagefest that is a group of D&D players.

My other leverage (my painting skills) are negated by the fact that my friend also paints warhammer and whatnot. I'm better than him but they will settle with him painting tokens and whatnot.

Actually, Rule #1 is "People that say things like this clearly don't have enough experence socially interacting with the opposite gender to be posting 'rules'."

Ouch. Suprising shot from Metallifan.

But to simply reply, my job is social interaction with 95% women. And please note the difference between friends and aquaintances.

I will stand corrected however if any heterosexual male calls a girl atleast once every day or two "just to talk" and hang out. And neither of you are interested in the other. And you have been drunk/partying with each other and nothing happened. Or you've snuck out at 11:30 at night to workout...

Blatant lie. I have girl friends I have no interest in dating (well, I dated the one, but she doesn't count). They have been stuck in the friends zone, and remain firmly in there (Though I might be able to do this because where I grew up girls outnumbered guys 2-1...)

Of course it "counted." And would you date any of those girls that are in the friend zone? Would they date you?

Work work.. :(

CitizenPrime wrote:But to simply reply, my job is social interaction with 95% women. And please note the difference between friends and aquaintances.

I will stand corrected however if any heterosexual male calls a girl atleast once every day or two "just to talk" and hang out. And neither of you are interested in the other. And you have been drunk/partying with each other and nothing happened. Or you've snuck out at 11:30 at night to workout...

Blatant lie. I have girl friends I have no interest in dating (well, I dated the one, but she doesn't count). They have been stuck in the friends zone, and remain firmly in there (Though I might be able to do this because where I grew up girls outnumbered guys 2-1...)

Of course it "counted." And would you date any of those girls that are in the friend zone? Would they date you?

I be 100% Heterosexual male. I don't talk to anyone once every day or two but the people I do talk to are usually girls. I don't really get out of my basement, so I don't really hang out with anyone. Neither of us (in any coupling) are interested in eachother, and I know I be going to lose points among my pirate ilk for this, but I don't drink and I don't party, so nothing has happened at a party. And meh, not much to do around here if you aren't interested in the village bicycle, so I don't go anywhere at 11:30 at night, though I stay up until 1 in the morning every night.

It didn't really count, actually. We met at a mutual friends birthday party, went on two dates (One of them being a video game fair!), but we never did anything and broke it off mutually due to distance. The girls I know and are friends with I have no interest in dating, they just aren't my type. I can't say about them, though most of them have boy friends (including my ex, who is really happy with her guy).

Also, since the discussion has turned to the opposite sex, I would like to say the 24 year old hairdresser whose boss I go to is HOT!

Slarg232 wrote: Something something something...Hairdresser is HOT!

That's all I heard.

Samus_aran115 wrote:

Anshal wrote:Boulders are for grotzs, real men uses tanks as parachutes. works much better.

This man speaks winsauce. Did you mother feed you wins when you were a child? Because I think everything that comes out of you is winz

Nope, I was raised on black metal and hate for smurfs&immigrants

@EF - Nononono! the samuaria fight, as cool as it was, held no comparison in awesomeness to the madness that was the convict jumping on the predator and stabbing it with a shiv! I mean, any ol' yakuza man could fight with a samurai sword, but how many would stab a predator with a small blade?!

Stabs him in the back, then falls over and dies like the punk he was. Didn't even faze the Predator.
Samurai >> Convict.

No thats why its sooo good. I mean no normal person would stab the predator even though its certain death! which makes him undeniably braver, and therefore cooler

He has a pic of his sister. Naked. In his chest. Granted she's got a nice pair, but still... And he does die like a punk.

Russian Guy = 1 Pred and a couple of dog things
Samurai = 1 Pred, maybe a dog. Didn't see it.
Convict = Half a dog. Can't even claim that kill.

I didn't like him becuase he was trying so hard to be a disturbing convict really.