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know of a metal that gets only slightly warm but vibrates "violently" when electricity passes through it?

Some friends of mine were thinking about "unconventional methods of making music", and it got me to think of a wierd sort of instrument that could possibly sound really cool. I would just need a rod of that Metal in order to get it to work, and naturally I would need to know if it exists/is available for commercial use.

If you guys know anything like that (doesn't neccesarily have to be Metal, could be anything that would make a hum, honestly) I could draw up some specs for what I have in my head. Could possibly build one, too, if it would only cost me an arm instead of an arm and a leg...

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United Kingdom

It is said that many gamers hum.
Not sure that electricuting them is ethical and/or legal.

 
   
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I have a NSFW answer for you.
Spoiler:
A vibrating female pleasure device

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Oh, I have one of those!

 
   
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Then you should be good to go!

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coolyo294 wrote:I have a NSFW answer for you.
Spoiler:
A vibrating female pleasure device


While that would technically work, I am going to have to say.... No.

Though I suppose that sort of thing would work if assembled instead of boughten; I don't want to go through the embarresment of someone finding out that I ordered a bunch of those

Also, thinking about it, but that would be kinda short for what I have in mind.

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Newcastle, OZ

Those vibrating pleasure things use an electric motor to generate the buzz, not just a chunk of metal wired up to a battery - so that doesn't answer the OPs question.




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Spitsbergen

Slarg232 wrote:
coolyo294 wrote:I have a NSFW answer for you.
Spoiler:
A vibrating female pleasure device



thinking about it, but that would be kinda short for what I have in mind.



Oh my. . .
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

You know, I've read some mighty strange threads here in the OT...
But the concept of using a vibrator for musical purposes is a new one on me.


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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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Eternal Plague

FITZZ wrote: You know, I've read some mighty strange threads here in the OT...
But the concept of using a vibrator for musical purposes is a new one on me.


Welcome to Frazzle's Domain. Now get on his lawn. He has some things (weiners) to show you...

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WarOne wrote:
FITZZ wrote: You know, I've read some mighty strange threads here in the OT...
But the concept of using a vibrator for musical purposes is a new one on me.


Welcome to Frazzle's Domain. Now get on his lawn. He has some things (weiners) to show you...


... .. ...Not touching that one ...not with a ten foot pole.


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Austin, TX

Slarg232 wrote:
coolyo294 wrote:I have a NSFW answer for you.
Spoiler:
A vibrating female pleasure device


Also, thinking about it, but that would be kinda short for what I have in mind.




I hate to be a dick but I think you should have thought long and hard about what you were going to type before you replied to that post.

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Chicago, Illinois

Vladsimpaler wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
coolyo294 wrote:I have a NSFW answer for you.
Spoiler:
A vibrating female pleasure device


Also, thinking about it, but that would be kinda short for what I have in mind.



lol!
I love that picture lol it is how i picture slarg sometimes lol.

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I think that if you find a metal which 'vibrates violently' it's gonna get pretty hot regardless. That said, there is no such metal anyway

Passing an electric current through a metal will not make it do anything really*. Placing it within an alternating magnetic field however.......

*At least, anything you can see. There will be some fascinating quantum interactions going on, but without an incredibly powerful microscope you won't be able to see anything

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Electric transformers make quite a cool buzzing sound, but are not exactly safe to play with.

I managed to create quite an impressive sound once, my parent's microwave has a uncoated steel body, and my dad, having the electrical safety training of a toddler with wet fingers, decides to use an extension cord with no earthing wire to plug it in.

Needless to say, the magnetron would induce a current in the metal casing causing a little tingle when you pressed the 'open door' button.

While microwaving something, turned around with a metal knife in my hand, the knife got magnetised to the microwave, I got magnetised to the knife, luckily my gf was on hand to switch off the wall socket and prevent me turning into a tesla trooper from RA2!

The buzzing noise from that was rather impressive, though I felt it more than I heard it.

Perhaps you could rig up something similar, but much safer?

EDIT: Why don't you try NOT using electricity, look at Tibetan singing bowls which essentially create tones through vibrating metal.

DOUBLE EDIT: If you REALLY want to go the electricity route, I'm guessing oscilloscopes will be your friend here...

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i think the OP needs to look at this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meta_material

so good luck and if you do find a suitable material, let the lab coats know and you could sell it for millions.

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Asherian Command wrote:
Vladsimpaler wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
coolyo294 wrote:I have a NSFW answer for you.
Spoiler:
A vibrating female pleasure device


Also, thinking about it, but that would be kinda short for what I have in mind.



lol!
I love that picture lol it is how i picture slarg sometimes lol.


Wha- wh- why- I'm not even going to......

Thanks for hte links guys, I'll check them out later.

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Spitsbergen

Vladsimpaler wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
coolyo294 wrote:I have a NSFW answer for you.
Spoiler:
A vibrating female pleasure device


Also, thinking about it, but that would be kinda short for what I have in mind.




I hate to be a dick but I think you should have thought long and hard about what you were going to type before you replied to that post.





I think you could have probably chosen your words a bit better as well.

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Probably work

High voltage arcs can generate noise. There's actually situations where people have manipulated the level of current to generate "music".

See the below:



I also feel the need to direct you to the humble Theremin

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Austin, TX

rubiksnoob wrote:
Vladsimpaler wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
coolyo294 wrote:I have a NSFW answer for you.
Spoiler:
A vibrating female pleasure device


Also, thinking about it, but that would be kinda short for what I have in mind.




I hate to be a dick but I think you should have thought long and hard about what you were going to type before you replied to that post.





I think you could have probably chosen your words a bit better as well.


Ah, but I did.





Don't you get testy with me

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Spitsbergen

Vladsimpaler wrote:
rubiksnoob wrote:
Vladsimpaler wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
coolyo294 wrote:I have a NSFW answer for you.
Spoiler:
A vibrating female pleasure device


Also, thinking about it, but that would be kinda short for what I have in mind.




I hate to be a dick but I think you should have thought long and hard about what you were going to type before you replied to that post.





I think you could have probably chosen your words a bit better as well.


Ah, but I did.





Don't you get testy with me



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coolyo294 wrote:I have a NSFW answer for you.
Spoiler:
A vibrating female pleasure device


Do you think it'll make a vas deferens?
   
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daedalus wrote:High voltage arcs can generate noise. There's actually situations where people have manipulated the level of current to generate "music".

See the below:



I also feel the need to direct you to the humble Theremin


Yeah, but is High Voltage Arcs safe to contain into a Guitar like form?

Hmmm, that Theremin would be pretty cool to have, but I imagine it's expensive and/or hard to learn. Still....

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Cheesecat wrote:
coolyo294 wrote:I have a NSFW answer for you.
Spoiler:
A vibrating female pleasure device


Do you think it'll make a vas deferens?
NOOO! Not the puns!

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Probably work

Slarg232 wrote:
Yeah, but is High Voltage Arcs safe to contain into a Guitar like form?

This I cannot say. All I can suggest is to ground yourself well and to not hold me responsible if anything goes awry.

Hmmm, that Theremin would be pretty cool to have, but I imagine it's expensive and/or hard to learn. Still....


At a cursory glance, I found one for about $450. Kinda pricy, though I'm sure you can find one on ebay for less. I could easily imagine one being hard to learn. I remember back in the day when I lurked the SA forums, there was a guy on there who practiced tone control on his using the vocal portion of Rock Band. It was kind of cool, he just sat the microphone in front of it and went to work.

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daedalus wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Yeah, but is High Voltage Arcs safe to contain into a Guitar like form?

This I cannot say. All I can suggest is to ground yourself well and to not hold me responsible if anything goes awry.

Hmmm, that Theremin would be pretty cool to have, but I imagine it's expensive and/or hard to learn. Still....


At a cursory glance, I found one for about $450. Kinda pricy, though I'm sure you can find one on ebay for less. I could easily imagine one being hard to learn. I remember back in the day when I lurked the SA forums, there was a guy on there who practiced tone control on his using the vocal portion of Rock Band. It was kind of cool, he just sat the microphone in front of it and went to work.


I suppose I might have to sacrifice myself, for Science. SCIENCE!!

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FITZZ wrote: You know, I've read some mighty strange threads here in the OT...
But the concept of using a vibrator for musical purposes is a new one on me.


Have you seen Anvil: The Story of Anvil?

The guy is famous for playing his guitar with dildo. Which isn't a vibrator, but still...

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

sebster wrote:
FITZZ wrote: You know, I've read some mighty strange threads here in the OT...
But the concept of using a vibrator for musical purposes is a new one on me.


Have you seen Anvil: The Story of Anvil?

The guy is famous for playing his guitar with dildo. Which isn't a vibrator, but still...


...I actually almost watched that film/documentary the other night...now I'm going to have to see it.


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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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coolyo294 wrote:I have a NSFW answer for you.
Spoiler:
A vibrating female pleasure device


A Black Ram wrote:Oh, I have one of those!


I believe if you examine closely the thread was derailed successfully at this point

Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...

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