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2014/05/15 18:32:10
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Platuan4th wrote:
Is that a True Blood joke or a The Originals joke?
Manchu wrote:THE END
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WEREWOLF VICTORY
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It's a good thing Plataun4th is taking over. Here's what was in store for you if I ran Game 3:
That book cover turned me on a little too much.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2014/05/15 18:37:12
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 Avatar 720 wrote:Platuan4th wrote:
Is that a True Blood joke or a The Originals joke?
Manchu wrote:THE END
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WEREWOLF VICTORY
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It's a good thing Plataun4th is taking over. Here's what was in store for you if I ran Game 3:
That book cover turned me on a little too much.
Still, probably a better idea than my original plan: shift the setting and turn it into The Howling 3: The Marsupials.
Also, still a better love story than Twilight.
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2014/05/15 20:08:55
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Solahma
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That is a random google image search joke.
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2014/05/15 20:10:36
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Just had to ask since both feature "Cajun" werewolves.
And cause I totes forgot you had posted that picture.
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2014/05/15 20:18:47
Subject: Re:Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Fixture of Dakka
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For the victors in Lammheim, since I can't bring the wrath of God down upon you...
I would have ended up as Rogue Demon. Thank goodness, kronk killed me.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/05/15 20:19:50
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2014/05/15 20:20:02
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Alpha Fire? So meta...
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2014/05/15 20:20:48
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Do you want gory/smutty fiction of Dakkadorf/Lammheim? Because that Cajun Werewolf picture is how you get gory/smutty fiction.
So Kronk the Mystic bedded one of Dakkadorf's villagers' daughters, do you know just how he managed to reach into the secrets of the ether? Let me tell you he sheathed more than his glittering man-tackle into that young woman that night. The lynching may have seemed random, but let me tell you that the discovery of her ritually-sacrificed remains in kronk's cellar sparked very understandable outrage.
What about the blessing of lycanthropy in Lammheim? I can tell you that it's bestowed through much more than a bite.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/05/15 20:21:02
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2014/05/15 20:21:28
Subject: Re:Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 JB wrote:For the victors in Lammheim, since I can't bring the wrath of God down upon you...
I would have ended up as Rogue Demon. Thank goodness, kronk killed me.
Ravenous Crescent.
I like it.
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2014/05/15 20:22:34
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Fixture of Dakka
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This is why I don't read fan fiction...
You start out heading for Melbourne and you end up on Gilligan's Purple Vandersexx Hookerbong Isle.
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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2014/05/15 20:24:17
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Fixture of Dakka
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A mod needs to be Savage Bane.
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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2014/05/15 20:26:18
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I get Moon Shadow.
Unless you use my character name, in which case I get Magic Paw.
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2014/05/15 20:31:01
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well, Dakka name would be Ancient Hunter.
Wolfheim name would be Lone Wolf.
Both better than my real name...
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2014/05/15 20:32:48
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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I get Lone Fang. I'm okay with that.
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
Due to work, I can usually only ship any sales or trades out on Saturday morning. Please trade/purchase with this in mind. |
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2014/05/15 20:34:04
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Avatar 720 wrote:Do you want gory/smutty fiction of Dakkadorf/Lammheim? Because that Cajun Werewolf picture is how you get gory/smutty fiction.
So Kronk the Mystic bedded one of Dakkadorf's villagers' daughters, do you know just how he managed to reach into the secrets of the ether? Let me tell you he sheathed more than his glittering man-tackle into that young woman that night. The lynching may have seemed random, but let me tell you that the discovery of her ritually-sacrificed remains in kronk's cellar sparked very understandable outrage.
What about the blessing of lycanthropy in Lammheim? I can tell you that it's bestowed through much more than a bite.
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2014/05/15 20:58:10
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'll do it, you know! *Holds dripping fountain pen up to paper* I'LL FETHING DO IT!
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2014/05/15 21:32:31
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
Perth/Glasgow
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Rogue Temptress?
not sure I'm 100% cool with this one
Also Avatar, feel free to do as much fan fic as you want as long as there's never a snuff film
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Currently debating whether to study for my exams or paint some Deathwing |
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2014/05/15 21:33:42
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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 Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:Rogue Temptress?
not sure I'm 100% cool with this one
Also Avatar, feel free to do as much fan fic as you want as long as there's never a snuff film
That cannot be promised...
Did you know Avatar has a fandom? A stalky fandom at that...
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"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
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2014/05/15 21:56:32
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
Perth/Glasgow
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 purplefood wrote: Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:Rogue Temptress?
not sure I'm 100% cool with this one
Also Avatar, feel free to do as much fan fic as you want as long as there's never a snuff film
That cannot be promised...
Did you know Avatar has a fandom? A stalky fandom at that...
I may or may not be a part of it
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Currently debating whether to study for my exams or paint some Deathwing |
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2014/05/15 21:59:07
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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I'm totally fine with a werewolf snuff thread. But if you try to spread the transformation through a knot in the ass, I'm out. Totes.
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
Due to work, I can usually only ship any sales or trades out on Saturday morning. Please trade/purchase with this in mind. |
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2014/05/16 04:20:07
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Fixture of Dakka
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This thread has taken an ugly turn.
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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2014/05/16 09:11:47
Subject: Werewolf 2: The Outbreak -WOLVES WIN AGAIN
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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Or a glorious one, depending on your interests.
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
Due to work, I can usually only ship any sales or trades out on Saturday morning. Please trade/purchase with this in mind. |
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