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2011/08/27 21:38:26
Subject: Surprising Talents
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Hi Dakka!
So I've just finished watching the first ever BBC comedy proms. A very successful attempt to bring an orchestra and comedians together.
Apart from laughing harder than I have in a while, I found out how truly talented Mr Tim Minchin really is.....
A quite wonderful performance from him on the piano and his song lyrics were awesome.
The question I'm asking is this: has anyone you know personally come up with a surprising talent that you had never seen before?
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2011/08/27 22:06:22
Subject: Re:Surprising Talents
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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I can turn invisible, but only when no-ones looking at me. 
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Games Workshop Delenda Est.
Users on ignore- 53.
If you break apart my or anyone else's posts line by line I will not read them. |
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2011/08/27 23:02:08
Subject: Surprising Talents
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It's probably NSFW... or anywhere, for that matter...
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/08/31 07:43:22
Subject: Surprising Talents
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Raging Ravener
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When i think really hard i can cook an egg on my head.
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2011/08/31 10:38:23
Subject: Re:Surprising Talents
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Giggling Nurgling
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wow, i thought i was the only one... 
i have the extraordinary abillity to cut my hands, (No Emo) and somehow forget how and whn said injury happened....
seriously, wtf is wrong with me? 
Typhon
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2011/08/31 10:40:07
Subject: Surprising Talents
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.
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2011/08/31 10:46:34
Subject: Surprising Talents
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I can drink pretty fast I guess...
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2011/08/31 11:25:16
Subject: Surprising Talents
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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I have the most powerful hangovers.....in the WURLD!
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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2011/09/01 02:37:30
Subject: Surprising Talents
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Raging Ravener
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I can restrain myself from scratching bug bites.
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2011/09/01 02:42:45
Subject: Surprising Talents
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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I can unlock a door with a nail file and a paper clip.
I can give a cop back his hand cuffs that he put onto me.
I can rebuild computers.
I can confuse a women into thinking she is gay.
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2011/09/01 02:47:23
Subject: Surprising Talents
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Nigel Stillman
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Phototoxin wrote:I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.
I can fit my foot in mine, and often do.
Usually while talking to members of the opposite sex.
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2011/09/01 02:48:43
Subject: Surprising Talents
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Ma55ter_fett wrote:Phototoxin wrote:I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.
I can fit my foot in mine, and often do.
Usually while talking to members of the opposite sex.
+1 we all agree with that.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/09/01 02:54:12
Subject: Surprising Talents
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Huge Hierodule
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Asherian Command wrote:Ma55ter_fett wrote:Phototoxin wrote:I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.
I can fit my foot in mine, and often do.
Usually while talking to members of the opposite sex.
+1 we all agree with that.
I think it's a prerequisite for the feat "Nerd"
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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2011/09/01 02:55:30
Subject: Re:Surprising Talents
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I am a master of the internet. I win every online argument I take part in. My opinions are facts, and my statistics are unassailable. If you do not correct typos, I will humiliate you. If you attempt to reason with me, I will insult you. If you do not cite sources, I will destroy you. You cannot hide, you cannot escape.
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2011/09/01 03:14:22
Subject: Surprising Talents
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
Over the hills and far away.
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I can balance a broom on my nose and i can fit 46 of those Cheetos cheese and bacon balls in my mouth... Mmm balls, wait... what?
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2011/09/01 04:35:21
Subject: Surprising Talents
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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I don't have any talents.
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/09/01 05:13:37
Subject: Surprising Talents
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Skillful Swordmaster
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I can build a computer in like 20 mins from scratch
I can hotwire a car
I haz mad wheelie skillz on my motorbike
I can eat at a superhuman pace (no I am not fat)
I can gestimate 6 inches almost perfectly everytime.
I can con folk into the hobby with my enthusiasm.
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Damn I cant wait to the GW legal team codex comes out now there is a dex that will conquer all. |
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2011/09/01 08:05:22
Subject: Surprising Talents
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Krazed Killa Kan
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It's a little NSFW, buuuuuuuuut it had to be said by someone!
'I have a 9 inch long tongue, and I can breath through my ears!' 
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My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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