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Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






Philadelphia

The worst would be picking up a dark eldar chick. She is really hot and all, and you guys go upstairs to the bedroom. Everything is going great, then she pulls out the nipple clamps, starts cackling maniacally and suddenly you have a sinking feeling she is going to enjoy this a lot more than you are...
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






Philadelphia

GamzaTheChaos wrote:Tau because they would pass out of a single shot because they are so weak.

and sisters of battle because they wouldn't even respond at all if you try to flirt with them.


No you just have to know what to say. "I have the emperor in my bedroom. He wants to...ah-hem...shower you with his graces. You in?" You guys would be hitting the sack faster than you can say "Burn the Heretic". But then there is that awkward moment when she realizes that the "emperor" was a little smaller than she expected him to be...
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






Philadelphia

hemingway wrote:necrons would crash it. they'd be wallflowers until you played that chumbawumba song, then they'd headbang on the floor all night. the zerkers would show up and jump in the mosh pit. orks would get into a drinking contest with the space wolves (with no real winner at the end, but all participants with a headache). the slaaneshi cultists and dark eldar might try to take things outside, but let's face it, the make-up sex was fantastic.

i thought eldrad and the canoness would wind up out-doom and glooming each other, but sure enough, at the end of the night, he wound up showing her his emperor and inviting her to sit on the golden throne.

the only guy who really didn't have a good time was the shas-o. he sat in the corner playing on his laptop all night. the guardsmen were chill dudes, they sat outside and burned back cadian green with the plague marines, the blood angels spent all night hitting on the sisters repentia who were gogo dancing, but the only one who managed to get in in with them was the demon prince. guess they like bad boys.


winning
 
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