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If you had a big party at your house what Warhammer 40k character or characters would ruin the party.

I would have to say Khorne berzerkers. They would come uninvited, kill someone, most likely everyone. Then drink all the beer and trash the house. Very rude in my opinion.

'Nids. They'd eat all the dip, the swines.

Eldar...
They don't strike me as a lot of fun...
At least everyone else (Commissars not included) knows the value of a good pary... or just joins in if they don't understand.

Plague Marines, they'd show up uninvited, give everyone syphilis and leave the place smelling like a skunk died in the ventilation system. Do you know how long it's going to take me to get it back to normal? Especially when I have to go to the doctor for syphilis too?

Hmm, good call purplefood.

"So, what do you do?"
"My actions are beyond your comprehension, foolish mon'keigh."
"Right. Right. Oh, is that Kharn? Hey, Kharn!"

Total bringdown brigade.

ToI wrote:Plague Marines, they'd show up uninvited, give everyone syphilis and leave the place smelling like a skunk died in the ventilation system. Do you know how long it's going to take me to get it back to normal? Especially when I have to go to the doctor for syphilis too?

Oh I laughed so hard. Those STD heretics, gosh.

The Great Unclean One. For obvious reasons.

On the opposite side of the question, the Boyz know how to party.

Nicholas wrote:The Great Unclean One. For obvious reasons.

On the opposite side of the question, the Boyz know how to party.

Except partying with Boyz is like partying with triggerhappy 3 year olds...the first time they hear anything that resembles "Waaagh" you are done...over...

htj wrote:Hmm, good call purplefood.

"So, what do you do?"
"My actions are beyond your comprehension, foolish mon'keigh."
"Right. Right. Oh, is that Kharn? Hey, Kharn!"

Total bringdown brigade.

Actually i was mainly going along the lines of:
"Hey you wanna do shots"
"I do not drink primitive mon-keigh intoxicants"
"Yeah well have fun not doing whatever it is you don't do, i'm gonna be over here doing shots with the boys from the 8th Cadian"

Ah, yes, well, fun is more or less forbidden by their culture. Not exactly a-grade kegger material.

purplefood wrote:

htj wrote:Hmm, good call purplefood.

"So, what do you do?"
"My actions are beyond your comprehension, foolish mon'keigh."
"Right. Right. Oh, is that Kharn? Hey, Kharn!"

Total bringdown brigade.

Actually i was mainly going along the lines of:
"Hey you wanna do shots"
"I do not drink primitive mon-keigh intoxicants"
"Yeah well have fun not doing whatever it is you don't do, i'm gonna be over here doing shots with the boys from the 8th Cadian"

You need a wing man when your drinking with Eldar im assuming. Plus yeah orks and drinking would be fun until someone said orkz aren't the bestest and the toughest.

Fabius Bile has already taught my gf how to make spinach dip... *blech*

The Deceiver.

He'd take all the hot girls upstairs simultaneously..

Ditto Duke Sliscus

Guardsmen and a commissar. They will drink up all the beer (there will be really many of them), sing crappy karaoke about how they love the emperor and then get executed because they havent drinked enough (emperor loves drinking, won russ in drinking competition) and emperor hates their singing. Then an frikking Inquisitor would crash in, shout "HERESY!" and burn the whole place down. Those bodies will smell really uncomfortable once burned (their flak armour is made from plastic and burning plastic smells terrible).

A Titan Princeps.

Because, well, he'd hog the driveway

And get ticketed for parking too close to the mailbox.

Marbo....

he would Demo charge the Kegs...then hide in closet killing all who approached.

This post seems to jsut demonstrate that no one other than guardsman or orks would be good at a party .

Dark Eldar would be fun to party with, until they knocked everyone out and took them as slaves. I guess you just can't win them all.

The C'tan Nightbringer. Or any necrons tbh. Except the deciever, He'd be kinda fun...

Can you imagine a drunk necron?

Oek Weirdboyz could go either way, loadsa phsycic fun or exploded heads...Madboyz would be hilarious...

I think a space wolf would be the worst. Would turn up and act like your a long lost friend, drink all the beer sing songs about all your exploits and then brawl until unconscious.

Daston wrote:I think a space wolf would be the worst. Would turn up and act like your a long lost friend, drink all the beer sing songs about all your exploits and then brawl until unconscious.

So, my thursday night?

Daston wrote:I think a space wolf would be the worst. Would turn up and act like your a long lost friend, drink all the beer sing songs about all your exploits and then brawl until unconscious.

That's awesome though...

Oh, and Grey Knights. They would be in the bathroom "Purging" all night.

I would say Necrons. They would stand their all awkward and stare everyone down, and they wouldn't even join the party. Just stare. I do, however, hear they do a mean thriller dance, so thats a bit redeeming.

Also, I would love to party with Tau, because a drinking game where you would take a shot every time the "Greater Good" was mentioned, it would be hilarious.

Swiftblade wrote:I would say Necrons. They would stand their all awkward and stare everyone down, and they wouldn't even join the party. Just stare. I do, however, hear they do a mean thriller dance, so thats a bit redeeming.

Also, I would love to party with Tau, because a drinking game where you would take a shot every time the "Greater Good" was mentioned, it would be hilarious.

I don't know next morning you might wake up and find they converted you to the greater good and sterilized you. JK before anyone says something about Tau hate

Pre-fall Eldar

They really knew how to party

Lady Malys probably would freak everyone out from being a cackling, crazy bitch.

Emperor's Children; starts out fun, ends with everyone dead or horribly deformed with hundreds of STDs and over dosed on drugs. In fact the Emperor's Children, due to their Astartes Status and Extreme Tolerances would probably be the only ones to survive and even then at least a few would would probably die somehow.

Wouldn't want Tau showing up, maybe Farsight enclavers. I think a space wolf would make a great wing man. I'd like to have a drink with Harker or Straken, seem lax fellas.

Eldrad, the mans an ass!