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Hmm...probably a tech priest. Would use his machiny bits to filter out all the alcohol, then blast dial-up sounds at 11, scaring the vomit out of everyone in the room. Then give a light hearted chuckle, along with some off-colour joke about how we all had frail organic bodies or some such. Jerks....

The sisters of battle. It'd start out fine, but then some jack hole would try something stupid and we'd all get burned. And they don't drink, so we couldn't even loosen them up with a few.

Do NOT feel up the Seraphim.

NOT a good move..trust me


The Repentia are fair game though

Eldarad.

He's a dick.

Ascalam wrote:


The Repentia are fair game though

I don't know....that eviscerator they carry around and their way of dressing....seems like they'd be into some ah, "Stuff".....

don't forget the leather togs and the underwear that gives as good protection as full carapace armour..

Just steer clear of the mistress. Anyone who is into BDSM with power weapon whips and an armour-plated Madonna costume is someone to avoid..

Commisar Von Humps wrote:I don't know....that eviscerator they carry around and their way of dressing....seems like they'd be into some ah, "Snuff".....

I fixed that for you. Hur.

Anyone who says a Great Unclean One is out of their mind, they'd be a great addition to any party, that friendly, wacky fat neckbearded guy you can't help but love as he guzzles a tankar of booze while giving you Ebola. I can think of no one else I'd rather hang out with.

Now the Emperor on the other hand would walk in your house like he owns the place, take a piss on your rug and pull the floorboards out so the Mechanicum can start digging for your home's abundant natural resources, while not shutting up about how he's doing it just so he may "bring you his light." What a jackass.

Ascalam wrote:don't forget the leather togs and the underwear that gives as good protection as full carapace armour..

Just steer clear of the mistress. Anyone who is into BDSM with power weapon whips and an armour-plated Madonna costume is someone to avoid..

Unless you're into that.

CoI wrote:The sisters of battle. It'd start out fine, but then some jack hole would try something stupid and we'd all get burned. And they don't drink, so we couldn't even loosen them up with a few.

I knew at some point this post was coming. The follow up sisters posts were awesome too. Oh dakka threads made my day. Now I need to go to the bathroom and purge.

A Space wolf Lone Wolf....he would just talk about all the ways he plans to die.

Kharn is a swell guy, so he doesn't belong in this convo.

I think Lysander would be, he's so stern, he'd show up and start hammer-raping everything.

Or a inquisitor of any sort, they would call you a heretic and make you feel bad.

Hückleberry wrote:A Space wolf Lone Wolf....he would just talk about all the ways he plans to die.

Yea, but then we can help him out with some 'creative ideas'

OR a dark Eldar of any kind. She would just go around demanding BDSM and whipping people...on second thought...

only joking...

dark eldar..
they'd jump in out of nothing and start enslaving all uf os..or at least most...maybe none if they want to have fun killing some people....who knows....

supremeoverlordVECT wrote:dark eldar..
they'd jump in out of nothing and start enslaving all uf os..or at least most...maybe none if they want to have fun killing some people....who knows....

They probably enjoy the party first.

I can see the great unlcean one being a laugh actually, once you get round the smell. He's quite jolly isn't he?.

Hahaha

Beasts of nurgle - they would be those "Huggy" drunks - Y'know, "thish guy, thish guh righ here... *hic* 'e's my besht mate..."
Then they vomit corrosive slime all over your shoes...
Not ideal.

Nurgle - optimism in the face of entropy. They're really fun guys, just don't challenge the Plague Bearers to any game involving counting.

Daemonettes would be terrible. Everyone would be checking them out, next thing they're taking your mate, your misses and everyone else upstairs. You'd fine them later drooling at the mouth and slightly comatose.

Genestealers...

They'd spend the whole party just trying to get your pants off (geddit?).

I can imagine being at a house party, the bass all loud and it being impossible to hear a word other people are saying, when, faintly from the driveway, 'kill maim burn' would be heard.

It would get louder.

'KILL MAIM BURN!'

*wham* the front door is kicked open and in a few seconds all the party guests in the front of the house are hacked to death.

As the survivors are still trembling, struck still in fear, Kharn would just stride up to them, grab a beer, and ask "WHUSSHAPPENIN'?"

Eventually we'd all just reconcile ourselves to the fact that he's one hell of a guy.

Dark Apostle 666 wrote:Beasts of nurgle - they would be those "Huggy" drunks - Y'know, "thish guy, thish guh righ here... *hic* 'e's my besht mate..."
Then they vomit corrosive slime all over your shoes...
Not ideal.

Hahaha. "You know thish one time....thish one time..I was in the warp...*hic* and I had this sword right....*hic*. You wouldn't, you wouldnt....*stares off for awhile* Well here comes big old bad...abaddon and take the thing right!. Can you believe that guy!. Then he passes out. Oh Nurgle.

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A commisar(I hope i spelled it right) they would come uninvited and if you tell him to leave then he will kill you for defience.

Could image kharn betrayer playing guitar hero and losing. Then you going to toilet and come back all your guests have been butchered. Then he'd steal your chicken.

pinoypower wrote:A commisar(I hope i spelled it right) they would come uninvited and if you tell him to leave then he will kill you for defience.

It's commissar. And defiance.

Swiftblade wrote:I would say Necrons. They would stand their all awkward and stare everyone down, and they wouldn't even join the party. Just stare. I do, however, hear they do a mean thriller dance, so thats a bit redeeming.

Now, Old One Eye, that would be someone I'd hate to see crashing my party. Specially because he'll be literally crashing it. All over the walls. Now, any Dark Eldar would probabbly make a mess too. Same with Fulgrim and his Emperor's Children. People say Kharn is a pretty fun guy to be around, but I don't think my guests would apreciate his kind of fun.

On the other side of the discussion, having Lukas the Trickster over would be fun. That guy's awesome. I bet Straken would be a good drinking partner too. Now, I'm not so sure about Sergeant Bastonne. I'd like to take him to Vegas, though. With his memory, he'd be a killer in Blackjack.

on the bad side: epidurmius

on the good side: SoB maybe would make a good party, and an apothecary would be cool for saving you from the crazy fools you invited

Skarbrand, because Im sure he has some sort of annoying special effe- BLOODFORTHEBLOODGOD! *RAGHLGKHGLRLGHL*

I belive Eldrad would be the worst. Standing there saying ''This night will not end well ''

What a party pooper!

Abaddon. He'd march in head held high, proclaim that "Chaos shall rule over this land!" or something. Then a titan would step out from behind a potted plant, Abaddon would scream "CREEEEEEED!!!", then a Cadian would step up and punch him the face, and then Abaddon would flee the party. And not just that, he'd try again at least another 12 or times before the night was out, and they would all of his attempts would end the exact same way, it would just be so annoying.

On the other hand Creed would be a pretty cool guy to have around, I imagine he would know tonnes of awesome magic tricks! Like hiding a titan behind someones ear, or pulling a platooon of guardsmen out of his sleeve!