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Dark Apostle 666 wrote:Squats would be good.

It would definitely not. At first it would be great. With all the booze, drunk-singing and "when I was young" stories. But then BAM! The party and everybody wiped out from existence and all records by the inquisition..

Vect (for a birthday party). I wonder whats in this prezzie?

I dare say Horus, or Agrom. Imagien the mess they would leave behind

Slannesh cultists would probably end up raping and killing everyone (not necesarily in that order), and that would be bad.

Im gonna go with slannesh demon, you might think damn that pink chicks hot when your drinking afew beers but you might wake up the next morning to find she has man parts...and you wernt on top >_<

What about Ratlings....they would drink your booze, eat your food, steal your stuff (and try to sell it back to you), and basically just get underfoot.....

Kroot.

They AREN'T cool dudes on the table, and they most certainly aren't cool dudes at a party.

What with all their eating my food and kool-aid and takin-no EATING my women.

Then I have to wait for several of their generations to die off for the food and women to redevelope again as offspring so I can attempt to enjoy them before the next gang of them in their kroot zoots take 'em again.

Belexar wrote:Slannesh cultists would probably end up raping and killing everyone (not necesarily in that order), and that would be bad.

I luld

BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF THE FORUM YOU SWINE!

Well, it shure wouldn't be orks for me, those guys are party animals!

It would probably be some pesky purist inquisitor... Wouldnt want them to find the stuff at my party...

Mat Ward; he'd change all the rules of the drinking games, sexually assault some well know character, carve his name into their heart, and write their untimely death into a terribly untruthful and vague account of the party.

Failing that, Tzeentch; he'd win everything, manage to stop you getting drunk, laid or even have any ounce of fun and would be the only one missing when the Police knock at your door after getting a tip off about an illegal drugs party (guess who tipped them off), and finding cleverly hidden stashes of drugs across the house with your fingerprints on them (guess who planted the evidence).

Either that or Creed, he'd turn up with all of his own mates and somehow manage to get them all in without you noticing.

Lellith and a troop of her wyches...
cage dancers anyone?

Avatar 720 wrote:Mat Ward; he'd change all the rules of the drinking games, sexually assault some well know character, carve his name into their heart, and write their untimely death into a terribly untruthful and vague account of the party.

Failing that, Tzeentch; he'd win everything, manage to stop you getting drunk, laid or even have any ounce of fun and would be the only one missing when the Police knock at your door after getting a tip off about an illegal drugs party (guess who tipped them off), and finding cleverly hidden stashes of drugs across the house with your fingerprints on them (guess who planted the evidence).

Either that or Creed, he'd turn up with all of his own mates and somehow manage to get them all in without you noticing.

He'd also spend half the party fapping to ultrasmurfs in the bathroom.

A dreadnought. He would stand and bore people with his old rambling stories in monotone voice. Everytime he moved he would knock over things, crush walls and spill his drink as he wobbled around, while apologizing and filling the house with exhaust fumes.

A chaos dreadnought might be even worse, but he could at least be lured out by chasing a car or something.

Apparently no one answered the obvious question... The Inquisition

First of all, no one expects the Inquisition, so they show up unannounced (points if you get the reference). Second of all, they will start yelling at people for not drinking their kinda drink, since all other drinks are deemed "heretical." God don't even get me started on the puritan beer drinkers vs. the radical vodka drinkers, they always be fighting....





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Avatar 720 wrote:Mat Ward; he'd change all the rules of the drinking games, sexually assault some well know character, carve his name into their heart, and write their untimely death into a terribly untruthful and vague account of the party.

Failing that, Tzeentch; he'd win everything, manage to stop you getting drunk, laid or even have any ounce of fun and would be the only one missing when the Police knock at your door after getting a tip off about an illegal drugs party (guess who tipped them off), and finding cleverly hidden stashes of drugs across the house with your fingerprints on them (guess who planted the evidence).

Either that or Creed, he'd turn up with all of his own mates and somehow manage to get them all in without you noticing.

o0o0o0o0o0o I laughed wayyyyyy to hard at this...