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Justin Beiber is among the most notorius demon princes ever
wandering the warp it(for to call it a "he" would be to offend all men) occasionaly breaks through into the material world.
these events are marked by vast loads of bleading eardrums and shellshocked men and liquidised brains as well as an absence of girls and women over the age of 14 on the planet affected.

Justin Beiber..............................700 pts

WS6 BS6 S6 T6 W8 I6 A5 LD10 S4+/3++

unit type-monsterous creature

equitment
voice(counts as 2 CCWS)

special rules

HES SO FIT
all female models must take a LD check or they must move and if possible run straight towards him any reaching him are removed and count as killed.

Call that singing!
all models non female in 72" must take a toughness test or DIE. veihcles must roll a 3+ or take a penertrating hit

Well if you bring that to the table... Ima take this model

Some say hes the greatest singer of all time, a being who can rival even Slaanesh in his excess and experience. He would be destined to become the best of all time, he wanders the universe, doomed to an untimely death.

Freddy Mercury : 400 points

WS 5
BS 5
s 3
t 3
ini 5
w 3
a 3
ld 10
sv 3++

Unit Type: IC

equipment: Microphone and Stand (power weapon and pistol, also allows Freddy to cast 2 psychic powers per player turn)

Psychic Powers:
Princes of the Universe (Born to be Kings): Cast at the beginning of the shooting phase, this is not a shooting attack. Target an enemy Monsterous Creature or IC anywhere on the map. Target and Freddy roll a dice and add their leadership, the loser is removed from the table. This overrides the effect of Can't Stop me Now and Flash Gordon. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

Can't Stop Me Now (cause I'm having a good time): cast at the Beginning of Freddy's movement phase, he and his squad become impervious to wounds and cannot be removed from the table until Freddy's next turn. Freddy and his squad may move as jetbikes- you know like a Tiger defying the laws of gravity...

We are the Champions (of the world): Cast at the begining of the player turn- All friendly models immediately regroup even if falling back below half strength, all pinned units immediately stand up and are able to act (at a cost of half their movement distance), all tanks lose shaken / stunned status, and all friendly models gain +1 attack and stubborn until Freddie's next turn.

We Will Rock You (sock you pick you up and drop you): Cast at the beginning of the turn, All enemy models suffer -3 leadership.

Another One Bites the Dust (and another one down): cast at the beginning of the shooting phase, Psychic shooting power, s10, ap1, melta, 24 inch range


Special Rules:
Bohemian Rhapsody (or is it just fantasy?): On account of how fun this song is to sing along to, all enemy sound based attacks and enemy psychic powers cease to work as they are drowned ou- HES JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY

Flash Gordon (WHAT??? Gordon's alive!!): Freddy has eternal warrior, and may re roll all saves. In addition Freddy may not be removed from the table. If an effect would remove Freddy from the table, the offending model instead takes a wound without any saves allowed to represent Flash's surprise attack. This does not protect freddy from losing a Princes of the Universe Roll-Off

Show Must Go On (my makeup may be flaking): Freddy is aflicted with a terrible disease, at the start of every turn, roll a d6, on a 1 Freddy dies a tragic pre-mature death

master of ordinance wrote:Justin Beiber is among the most notorius demon princes ever
wandering the warp it(for to call it a "he" would be to offend all men) occasionaly breaks through into the material world.
these events are marked by vast loads of bleading eardrums and shellshocked men and liquidised brains as well as an absence of girls and women over the age of 14 on the planet affected.

Justin Beiber..............................700 pts

WS6 BS6 S6 T6 W8 I6 A5 LD10 S4+/3++

unit type-monsterous creature

equitment
voice(counts as 2 CCWS)

special rules

HES SO FIT
all female models must take a LD check or they must move and if possible run straight towards him any reaching him are removed and count as killed.

Call that singing!
all models non female in 72" must take a toughness test or DIE. veihcles must roll a 3+ or take a penertrating hit

Please stop making stupid threads. Although your rules are rather accurate.

Hmm. I hate Justin Bieber. KILL HIM!

However, I feel the need to write a new unit.....

JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL SQUAD

Unit Type: Infantry.

Cost: 3 points a model.

Unit Composition: 10+ models.

WS:2 BS:2 S:2 T:2 W:1 I:4 A:1 LD: 5 SV:-

Wargear: Ridiculous uniform, camera, pencilcase (none of which does anything whatsoever!)

Special Rules:

Stubborn, Fleet, Move Through Cover, Rage.

Too Cute to Shoot: Any model wishing to Shoot or Assault a Japanese Schoolgirl must take a Leadership Test (even if they are Fearless)-if failed, they are overwhelmed by sheer adorability, and may not Shoot or Assault at all on that turn.

Overexcitable: Japanese schoolgirls are prone to getting overexcited. When a Japanese Schoolgirl squad charges, roll a D6: on a 6 the Schoolgirls get far too friendly and start chasing after the enemy and trying to get their autograph, take a photo of them, or hug them. On a turn in which a unit of Japanese Schoolgirls charges, roll a D6: on a roll of 6, they get far too friendly, and the enemy counts as losing the combat and must fall back (even if they are fearless!). The Schoolgirl unit must then make a Sweeping Advance-if they catch the retreating enemy, then the enemy models are drowned in a tide of hugs, autograph books and ridiculous uniforms and are removed. Even And They Shall Know No Fear offers no protection against this.

..Humour is always going to be a subjective thing it seems.