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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/27 22:27:22
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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What are some of your funny moments that made you realize you are a 40k nut?
Mine came last new years day when a bunch of my gaming group family and friends gathered around to have fun n watch movies. The kids wanted to watch Disney's Mulan. Well while watching this at one point Mulan yells "For the Emperor!". My friends and I looked at each other and yelled "For the Emperor!" And began picturing drop pods coming in from orbit, land raiders rolling through town, assault marines jumping in, followed by rows of guardsmen and Russ tanks. Lol This also gave rise to the belief that when making assault moves in game we much yell "A girl worth fighting for!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/27 23:53:56
Subject: Re:Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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Lets get down to business,
To defeat Chaos.
Did they send me Sisters?
When I asked for Guard!
Your the saddest bunch I ever meet,
But you can bet,
before we're through,
Mister I'll,
Make a man,
Out of you!
Our groups own version of the song
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DR:80+S++G+MB--I+Pw40k03+D+A+++/areWD322R++T(F)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/28 05:40:50
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Guarding Guardian
Seattle, WA
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Well lately in my Western Civilizations class (which I've caught my teacher reading the 40k rulebook in) whenever we talk about Rome and he mentions "worshiping the Emperor as a god" I always snap out of my usual daze in class. Then I realize they're not the kind of Emperors that made Primarchs and resume zoning out unsatisfied.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/28 05:48:57
Subject: Re:Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Fully-charged Electropriest
Richmond, VA (We are legion)
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The Mad Tanker wrote:Lets get down to business,
To defeat Chaos.
Did they send me Sisters?
When I asked for Guard!
Your the saddest bunch I ever meet,
But you can bet,
before we're through,
Mister I'll,
Make a man,
Out of you!
Our groups own version of the song 
This made my friggin' day. Ily.
Anyway, my grandfather loves those ships-in-a-bottle. Whenever I see one, I think of a DE craft.
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DQ:90S--G-M----B--I+Pw40k94+ID+++A/sWD380R+T(I)DM
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/28 08:51:08
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Pauper with Promise
Scotland
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After playing space marine and hearing the accent of the orks when im in work and i get a customer with a brummie accent i cant help but that " damn orks " lol
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/29 02:45:00
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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I remember smelling the scent of plastic glue a few months ago for the first time in years. A rush of terrific memories came back to me, and my 40k nerdness kicked in. Ive played at least 3 games a week since then.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/29 03:13:33
Subject: Re:Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Dakka Veteran
Eye of Terra.
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My willingness to travel 600 miles to play a game of 40k or to travel 5000 miles to pick up some Forge World products so that I could hand carry them home.
Yet, continuously forget to fill my fridge on a regular basis.
In between severe cases of hunger pangs, it makes me laugh when I think about it...*cough*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/29 03:13:46
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Manhunter
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I know. Last week at a school assembly, when everyone was screaming and YOU COULD NOT FETHING HEAR YOURSELF THINK, I thought that a good weapon for a Noise Marine was to capture the noise that the school made, and have the Noise Marines use it.
I then thought that it would end up being one of the most destructive hand held weapons to exist!
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Lokas wrote:...Enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick, so let's kill him too.
"Without judgement there is no obstacle to action." ~ Kommander Oleg Strakhov
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/29 03:23:20
Subject: Re:Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Confessor Of Sins
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Well, recently when I was building my Exorcist, Death-Cult Assassins, and Crusaders, I could only barely smell the glue.
Edit: Also, when my mom's ankle was broken and had a cast on it, there was a decent-sized bloodstain on it - which apparently is quite normal. So I decided to get out a sharpie, and write, "Blood for the Blood God!" with an arrow pointing to the bloodstain.
Apparently it confused the doctor or nurse who eventually removed the cast.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/29 03:26:41
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
Sitting in yo' bath tub, poopin out shoggoths
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I accidentally cut myself while using a razor the other day, and I thought
"BLOOD, MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
LET THE GALAXY DROWN IN IT"
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750 points
1000 Points
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/29 23:00:02
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Hoary Long Fang with Lascannon
Marrickville (sydney) NSW, Australia
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When I hear someone say something like "Gotta run!" my first thought is "Hope he rolls well"
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ChrisWWII wrote:"Yea verily, though I pass through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for I am driving a house sized mass of FETH YOU!"
themocaw wrote:I view slaanesh as a giant ball of boobs and genitalia of both sexes.
Edmondblack: There's something about some str10, AP2 blast weaponry which says "i love you" in that very special way. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/29 23:02:22
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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When someone tries to punch me and I claim their WS is too low as I dodge.
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/29 23:04:04
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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I accidently did this.
"Hey Celestina!"
"Huh? My name is Heather."
"Oh gak no."
"What does that mean?"
"What? Do you mean?"
"Gak? Is that even a word?"
"Yes, it is. Sorry Celestina."
"Shut up!"
Yep calling girls Saint Celestina if they remind you of a sister of battle rofl.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/30 01:17:38
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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I also have an ok soundboard on my phone with the ring tone set to an ok yelling "DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!" I've caught myself a few times pretending to hold a big shoota and making imaginary recoil movements as my phone goes off. Lol
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/30 01:28:16
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Manhunter
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Today, I heard the word "box" and I almost said "METAL BAWKSES" out loud.
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Lokas wrote:...Enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick, so let's kill him too.
"Without judgement there is no obstacle to action." ~ Kommander Oleg Strakhov
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/30 01:58:10
Subject: Re:Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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Not my story but a good friends.
He wakes up in the middle of the nite and goes to the fridge. On his kitchen counter is a bunch of his guard and tanks moveing on their own. Complete with commisars yelling orders. He said he watched them for a sec then walked back to his room swearing he was crazy. Right then wakes up and has to check the counter to make sure that he was dreaming.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/30 02:05:14
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Sinewy Scourge
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CoI wrote:When I hear someone say something like "Gotta run!" my first thought is "Hope he rolls well"
Too bad its 10:00 at night, or else that wouldve made my day.
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"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/30 09:56:48
Subject: Re:Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Malicious Mutant Scum
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When your last 50$ for the week you spend on 40k stuff instead of food, beer, getting a life or fuel for your car
Or, when your friends think your too much of a hermit and take you to speed dating(in a bid to find you a boyfirend/friend/anything thats not a 2/3inche model or a cat), only to realise that even though you are infact out of the house your socialisation skills consist of explaining what warhammer is and why your army "pwns the other sh#t ones" at the local store.. They realise your just going to be a lame cat lady and leave you to paint minis for the rest of your life!(or until they miss you and want you to get a life ~ usually around the 6-8mth mark) ahh peace and quiet finally...
(i didnt end up getting any contact requests from the speed dating incident of 2011, guess theres always next year..)
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Wont you let me be your token cat lady??
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/30 10:26:43
Subject: Re:Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Pauper with Promise
Scotland
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TheExilEdArcHitECt wrote:When your last 50$ for the week you spend on 40k stuff instead of food, beer, getting a life or fuel for your car
Or, when your friends think your too much of a hermit and take you to speed dating(in a bid to find you a boyfirend/friend/anything thats not a 2/3inche model or a cat), only to realise that even though you are infact out of the house your socialisation skills consist of explaining what warhammer is and why your army "pwns the other sh#t ones" at the local store.. They realise your just going to be a lame cat lady and leave you to paint minis for the rest of your life!(or until they miss you and want you to get a life ~ usually around the 6-8mth mark) ahh peace and quiet finally...
(i didnt end up getting any contact requests from the speed dating incident of 2011, guess theres always next year..)
i would love a girl to talk about 40k lol dont think ive ever seen a girl where we play. we should invent 40k dateing you have to beat them to get a date lol
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/30 10:33:23
Subject: Re:Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Malicious Mutant Scum
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Jambo wrote:TheExilEdArcHitECt wrote:When your last 50$ for the week you spend on 40k stuff instead of food, beer, getting a life or fuel for your car
Or, when your friends think your too much of a hermit and take you to speed dating(in a bid to find you a boyfirend/friend/anything thats not a 2/3inche model or a cat), only to realise that even though you are infact out of the house your socialisation skills consist of explaining what warhammer is and why your army "pwns the other sh#t ones" at the local store.. They realise your just going to be a lame cat lady and leave you to paint minis for the rest of your life!(or until they miss you and want you to get a life ~ usually around the 6-8mth mark) ahh peace and quiet finally...
(i didnt end up getting any contact requests from the speed dating incident of 2011, guess theres always next year..)
i would love a girl to talk about 40k lol dont think ive ever seen a girl where we play. we should invent 40k dateing you have to beat them to get a date lol
Yeah that wouldnt happen considering the only guys iv seen at my store over 30 is the manager and a few guys that look like they stepped out of LoTR...
There are.. hmmm.. 4 girls at my store that play, 2 at my uni and a few random painting ones at the head store in the city. I probably know like 8-12 girls who paint and/or play 40k but at least half of them, well, i dont want to socialise with. Some are... very nerdy, some are to amazing at painting for me to even approach to talk to and the rest i just chat to in store. I find all the kids under 21 come chat to me when im in store painting, most are well behaved. Except the one who made me cry first time i took anything painted into the store :(
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Wont you let me be your token cat lady??
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/30 10:45:41
Subject: Re:Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Pauper with Promise
Scotland
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TheExilEdArcHitECt wrote:Jambo wrote:TheExilEdArcHitECt wrote:When your last 50$ for the week you spend on 40k stuff instead of food, beer, getting a life or fuel for your car
Or, when your friends think your too much of a hermit and take you to speed dating(in a bid to find you a boyfirend/friend/anything thats not a 2/3inche model or a cat), only to realise that even though you are infact out of the house your socialisation skills consist of explaining what warhammer is and why your army "pwns the other sh#t ones" at the local store.. They realise your just going to be a lame cat lady and leave you to paint minis for the rest of your life!(or until they miss you and want you to get a life ~ usually around the 6-8mth mark) ahh peace and quiet finally...
(i didnt end up getting any contact requests from the speed dating incident of 2011, guess theres always next year..)
i would love a girl to talk about 40k lol dont think ive ever seen a girl where we play. we should invent 40k dateing you have to beat them to get a date lol
Yeah that wouldnt happen considering the only guys iv seen at my store over 30 is the manager and a few guys that look like they stepped out of LoTR...
There are.. hmmm.. 4 girls at my store that play, 2 at my uni and a few random painting ones at the head store in the city. I probably know like 8-12 girls who paint and/or play 40k but at least half of them, well, i dont want to socialise with. Some are... very nerdy, some are to amazing at painting for me to even approach to talk to and the rest i just chat to in store. I find all the kids under 21 come chat to me when im in store painting, most are well behaved. Except the one who made me cry first time i took anything painted into the store :(
yeah its all guys who play at my local shop. I was getting to the point i thought female 40k players were just a myth lol. We have tried several times to talk our female mates to start but to no avail lol
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/30 10:58:20
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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I've seen one girl playing, and that was in a city two hours driving away from where I live.
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/30 11:11:35
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Pauper with Promise
Scotland
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Durza wrote:I've seen one girl playing, and that was in a city two hours driving away from where I live.
if i ever meet a token metal head 40 k girl i think i might have to just marry her lol
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/30 11:21:41
Subject: Re:Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Airborne Infiltrating Tomcat
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+1 to spending funds necessary for survival on the next part of my army... because now my army list is almost completely finished without having to proxy! ....until next week when i decide i want to try a new list
I was lying in bed with my girlfriend watching tv, the dvd remote wasn't working so i thought it needed batteries until i noticed a 40k figure blocking the little light. I could have said "oh i see, a model is blocking some of the signal or something" but no, I decided to say "OHHHH the dvd has a 4+ cover save!" Luckily my girlfriend doesn't know enough about warhammer to know what i was referring to... our relationship might not have survived that hit
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/30 11:24:21
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Pauper with Promise
Scotland
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that just made my day man thank you lol
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/30 17:39:56
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Crushing Black Templar Crusader Pilot
Philippines
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Whenever i feel down due to unfortunate events. The phrase "When life gives you Lemons...BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" always comes to mind
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/30 23:57:37
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Dakka Veteran
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"Gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal, MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/10/01 00:37:35
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch
Lost in the depths of the Warp.
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I overheard person at work the other day saying they need to use the golden throne and had to stop myself from going 'When did the Emperor get off?'
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/10/01 00:59:31
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Calculating Commissar
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My group of friends have decided to set The Crucuible in the 40k universe.
Makes it MUCH more interesting...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/10/01 01:05:37
Subject: Funny moments that made you realize youre a 40k nut
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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I accidentally called Earth Holy Terra in the middle of class. I am not the student of the class, I am the teacher.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. -Groucho Marx
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