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Sinewy Scourge







You're playing a game of 40k 5th Edition, all the rules and everything we have now.
Your dice have six sides.

Half the sides have a 1 and half the sides have a 6.

Discuss how the game progresses.

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orks are now unstoppable.

Half of the time they pass their armor saves,
Half of the time they hit will their shots.

Marines are now the worst army in the game. its nearly pointless to take psykers, and with them failing half their saves and shooting with only 50% accuracy, they are reduced to the same effectiveness as 6 point ork boyz.

Its a bleak, bleak day to be a marine player.
   
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A garden grove on Citadel Station

All elite armies become unplayable.

All horde armies become unstoppable.


The game becomes extremely unfun for everyone.

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My Rune Priests! My beautiful Rune Priests are all gak!

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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
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Daemons of Chaos

 
   
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Richmond, VA (We are legion)

'Nids being awesome? I love it.

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Sag meks become unstoppable. Noone survives.

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
 
   
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HIDING IN METAL BAWKSES!


Just that.

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Jollydevil wrote:Sag meks become unstoppable. Noone survives.

Not even the SAG, since there's a good chance he'll turn himself into a black hole.

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Richmond, VA (We are legion)

Chaos Daemon Weapons are so not worth it now. ESPECIALLY the Khorne one.

In fact, avoid Gets Hot weapons like the plague.

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SAG meks either auto wipe a everything under the template, get decent strength, or the gun goes boom...

horde armies slaughter, shooting armies suck, and orks win (like always)

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Victories against: 2 2 1 11 2 3 1 2
Died havin fun wid: 3 2 1 4 2 2 2 5 1
 
   
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And psykers now become unplayable due to the fact that the amount of doubles you now roll... eek.

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Richmond, VA (We are legion)

Ld Tests have a 1/4 chance of failing, unless your LD is below 7, in which case 3/4.

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Much better chances of getting a funny picture of 10 1s rolled in a row.

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
 
   
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Lima, Peru, Holy Terra

Hordes. Hordes everywhere. Orks? Unstoppable. IG Infantry spam? Unstoppable. Gaunts? Unstoppable.



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I love it! 40k using coin flips haha.
   
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Richmond, VA (We are legion)

DE Poison Weapons are almost worthless now, save for high toughness models still. I think.

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A fortified bunker deep in the Andes

A large number of people quit 40k because it's becoming more and more obvious that the GW execs are just coming up with cynical ploys to sell even more dice and models at the cost of fun. (Hey kids, buy all of your dice AGAIN!)

Actual conversation from my stats class-
Student: Why is the denominator on that equation n-1?
Prof: n is very good, but n-1 is also very good.


GENERATION 5: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment.  
   
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KilroyKiljoy wrote:DE Poison Weapons are almost worthless now, save for high toughness models still. I think.
It actually wouldn't matter at all to DE poison weapons, they still have a 50/50 chance to wound


That said, yeah, having only 1's and 6's in a 50/50 distribution makes anything relying on volume way more powerful than it was before, and anything relying on low failure chance atrocious.

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New Zealand

Using said OP rules who would come out on top in a mass manage a trios battle royal between:

Orks, Nids & IG??

Disscuss..


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Chaos Spawn actually become usable. Interesting.

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Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

I am intruiged, but the day would be bleak for us facing Orks& Nids
   
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It would be an interesting special rule to add to an Ork character...

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Gimlet-Eyed Inquisitorial Acolyte





Warsaw

Necrons lay waste with Gauss weapons rending / glancing, but don't "come back" as often as they used to.




 
   
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Courageous Space Marine Captain






Glasgow, Scotland

KilroyKiljoy wrote: avoid Gets Hot weapons like the plague.



Some Dark Angels wlk across the board, all with Plasma Weapons. They suddenly come to life like in Toy Story.


"Sarge, I am doubtful that we will get away without plasma in our eyes today."

"Don't worry trooper,, only 1 in 6 of use.....Doh(Homer Simpson sound)"


He has spotted the dice.

"Sarge, are you OK? You look whiter than usual, if that is possible"


"Run," he whispered.


"What?"

"Run, Run, Run, Run, RUN, RUN,RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN!"


The all jump off the table intoi the case again.



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genestealers would have a field day, rending and poison attacks all day every day, but in all honesty it would suck. A D20 on the other hand..........

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theman99808 wrote:genestealers would have a field day, rending and poison attacks all day every day, but in all honesty it would suck. A D20 on the other hand..........

Do not speak of the D20 in 40k universe, it will only bring pain and suffering... Actually it's kind of a good idea

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I would just hate to see GK vs Tyranid's SitW. They are guarenteed to suffer perils.

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It would be worth it to try just once to watch all of my friend's GK die.

It's time to go full Skeletor  
   
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Herr Dexter wrote:Necrons lay waste with Gauss weapons rending / glancing, but don't "come back" as often as they used to.



Uh, wouldn't it be the same exact chance to get WBB? Right now they come back 1/2 the time (on a 4+). If there were 3 1s and 3 6s, they would come back 1/2 the time (on a 6).

But yes, Necrons would actually get a nice little boost. They effectively lose 1 BS to only ever get their autoglances.

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You have a 2 in 8 chance of opening a tunnel into the warp right under an entire squad of space marines. Shokk attack gun double 6.

However you have a 2 in 8 chance of having the big mek sucked into the warp.

Either way IT GOIN' GET GORY


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You have a 2 in 8 chance of opening a tunnel into the warp right under an entire squad of space marines. Shokk attack gun double 6.

However you have a 2 in 8 chance of having the big mek sucked into the warp.

Either way IT GOIN' GET GORY

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