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Made in au
Frenzied Berserker Terminator






Name: Lionel Macawicz
M 10 WS 7 BS 5 S 7 T 7 W 5 A 5 I 10 Ld 10

Special Rules: Equipment:
Immune to Psycology Bindle of Poisons (Confers poisoned attacks)
Stubborn Incapacitating Stench (Makes enemies initiative one, and if they have ASF, removes it.)
Hobo Streetfighter (confers +3 ws) Tattered clothing (Confers 1+ armour save)
Worn-out Top hat (3+ ward)

Background:
Lionel was born from noble blood in the city of Ostland. However when it was sacked by Azhag, he was out on a hunting expedition. When he returned, all of his riches were gone. He moved to the capital of the Empire, and became a hobo. He soon discovered the hobo fighting league, which he quickly dominated, because of his past training as a noble. Soon after this, he caught the attention of the Emperor himself, when he single-handedly out-matched the Emperor's bodyguards just to say hello. Presently he is an Empire general and has an army garrisoned in his rebuilt former home, Ostland.

What do you guys think?


Veteran Sergeant wrote:In the grim darkness of the far future, the guy with a rifle is the weakest man on the battlefield, left to quake in terror, hoping the two or three shots he gets do the job before somebody runs screaming across the battlefield to hit him with an energized stick.


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Made in de
Helpful Sophotect





Hamburg, Germany

When you have to tell people that it is a joke, most of the time that's a sign it was not funny. And this is one of those times.

Now if you had first produced a really well converted and beautifully painted miniature that can actually represent this character - ie with that worn-out top hat, the ragged clothes, maybe similar to the style of Terry Pratchett's characters - it might have been somewhat funny or maybe even steampunk-stylish. But you didn't.

"We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "feth" on their airplanes because it's obscene!" (Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now)

And you know what's funny? "feth" is actually censored on a forum about a dystopia where the nice guys are the ones who kill only millions of innocents, not billions. 
   
Made in nz
Infiltrating Broodlord





R'lyeh

Also- joke characters shouldn't have greater daemon statlines.
   
Made in au
The Dread Evil Lord Varlak





There's probably a lot more scope in the concept for a fun miscreant hero, than there is for comedy, to be perfectly honest.

“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”

Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
Made in ca
Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought




Victoria B.C.

Where is the hahas? that was not haha funny so not a joke. :(

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Do you have enough Priests do you?
 
   
 
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