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I can explain all of the look alikes on Dakka.

Just got back from my vacation. The beach is cool. It's nice to be able to watch half-naked women prance pass you and give you flirting glances. Too bad they're just that: Flirting...

Why throw it 'round if you ain't 'go give it up?

I was considering buying a pair of real Ray-bans, but then I remembered, I don't have 160$ But damnit I want a pair. I wants bob dylan glasses!

Was gone for a week, but none of the packages I was counting on came in the mail
Shadowbrand, that includes you..Sort of

Cheesecat wrote:
as long as the two under aged people having sex were enjoying it, found a relatively private location, had protection from STD's and pregnancy and none of them were being forced against their will, I don't

see the two partners being under aged a major problem.

And it's that attitude that most teenage parents had. And most of them don't end up all that happy because their free lives are already more or less over.

Are you related to someone that ended up a teenage parent? I am, and it came pretty close to royally screwing his life over. Multiple times. And guess what? He was wearing a condom. It broke. Protection or no, it's a risk that kids that young shouldn't be taking. They do, but they don't stop and think about it until the worst happens to them or someone they know.

Underage sex is not okay. I say that as someone who's known 3 people that dropped out because of underage births and a relative of someone that nearly lost his future because of it.

That's some scary stuff.....

Hey, I heard they'res a cure for Aides now! My mom was telling me about some story she read on the internet about stem-cell research. I wasn't really listening

Lemme look for the story.

metallifan wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
as long as the two under aged people having sex were enjoying it, found a relatively private location, had protection from STD's and pregnancy and none of them were being forced against their will, I don't

see the two partners being under aged a major problem.

And it's that attitude that most teenage parents had. And most of them don't end up all that happy because their free lives are already more or less over.

Are you related to someone that ended up a teenage parent? I am, and it came pretty close to royally screwing his life over. Multiple times. And guess what? He was wearing a condom. It broke. Protection or no, it's a risk that kids that young shouldn't be taking. They do, but they don't stop and think about it until the worst happens to them or someone they know.

Underage sex is not okay. I say that as someone who's known 3 people that dropped out because of underage births and a relative of someone that nearly lost his future because of it.

Out of the three people that I know who had under aged sex, two out of that three (although the third one might of had some bad experiences too but she didn't mention any, although she seemed to imply that she did) have horror stories to

share from that experience, so I'll take your word that it's not a good idea, I guess I should be glad I'm still a virgin then.

Just to throw it out there..How old are you?

Samus_aran115 wrote:That's some scary stuff.....

Hey, I heard they'res a cure for Aides now! My mom was telling me about some story she read on the internet about stem-cell research. I wasn't really listening

Lemme look for the story.

Then your mum made a gullible move, and probably pulled it off of a satirical site thinking it was real news. Don't feel too bad- the Chinese government read a story on the Onion.com about how the US Senate refused to hold session until the Senate building got a retractable roof, and actually believed it, even putting it into print.

AIDS (Not aides - those are assistants) is a disease that depletes your immune system, to the point where the common cold can kill you with ease. Until we learn how to reconstruct the human immune system, it won't be cured.

Semus_aran115 wrote:Just to throw it out there..How old are you?

I see what you did there. And I think that's pretty ironic that you asked that question to Cheesecat.

Use protection always. Discuss options with your other about what your MUTUAL course of action will be should a pregnancy arise. Discuss female birth control as well, but be redundant. Even if she's on the pill or claims to be, wrap your junk.
Teenagers are gonna have sex, just be smart about it.

So this is why their are so many look alikes.

You see upon the faithful day I registered on DakkaDakka I knew I would need little helpers. So I cloned myself.

Scout, you inherited my ego and strive to be the strongest, baddest mother fether out there.

Cheese, You were given my taste of music along with the lolz.

Little lord, you were given my morbid nature as well as my sprituality with the god of rot.

Nyu, well I wanted to know what I would look like with tits.

^That post.

Aw shucks EF.

We can put that whole "Slannesh worship" behind us... Right?

Mind cannot unthink...

Well. I could let my Clone sons DESTROY you, or we could party hard.

The choice is yours.

If we were to truly PARTY HARD, then I would end up being destroyed by the following hangover anyway.

What doesn't kill you make's you stronger.

What doesn't kill me, will surley beat the gak out of my liver just to spite me anyway.

Chicks dig old wounds.

...Liver? I...do you understand basic human phsysiology? The liver is on the inside. The only wound that 'chicks will be diggin' is the complementary enormous beer gut!

Derp the brain is in my foot.

Lol I dunno. Some chicks are really into fat guys. At the FLGS their is a mobidly obese man who plays scantily clad Dark Elves. But he has a SMOKING HOT @#$% of a GF.

Shadowbrand wrote:Derp the brain is in my foot.

Lol I dunno. Some chicks are really into fat guys.

Unfortunately for much of the wider wargamming community, these females are especially rare and often not underweight themselves.

At the FLGS their is a mobidly obese man who plays scantily clad Dark Elves. But he has a SMOKING HOT @#$% of a GF.

You should ask her how much she charges per hour.

Lol at the use of the word wider.

And totally i'll ask if she does 'favors' too. All my bday presents sucked ass. D:

Shadowbrand wrote:
Little lord, you were given my morbid nature as well as my sprituality with the god of rot.

Strangely I'm okay with that.

And EF will join us eventually, I have my suspicions about his true loyalty anyway ...

Samus_aran115 wrote:Just to throw it out there..How old are you?

I'm age of consent in Canada (17) also you can check how old I am by clicking on my avatar and you'll see some info mentioning my age.

Well, the gak is starting to hit the fan now....

My boss is starting to masticate my dareaire over stupid stuff, I need to find an apartment, a car, an actual job and not the current 2 hours a day gig I have. All this is really starting to add up, so I just thought I would tell you guys I'm not going to be on as much. I do however, have a few commandments for a while:

I. Thou Shalt Keep the Spirit of Chaos alive.
II. Thou Shalt Keep the Spirit of Metal Alive.
III. Thou Shalt Not Tease the Weiner Dogs.
IV. Thou Shalt Arrive, Raise Hell, and then Leave.

Chaos be with you, Brothers and Sisters.

(Meh, I'll still be getting on, just not as long nor as often, I just really wanted to leave some Commandments somwhere .)

Slarg232 wrote: Well, the gak is starting to hit the fan now....

My boss is starting to masticate my dareaire over stupid stuff, I need to find an apartment, a car, an actual job and not the current 2 hours a day gig I have. All this is really starting to add up, so I just thought I would tell you guys I'm not going to be on as much. I do however, have a few commandments for a while:


II. Thou Shalt Keep the Spirit of Metal Alive.

IV. Thou Shalt Arrive, Raise Hell, and then Leave.

Those are the only commandments I, Shadowbrand, and possibly ghosty and little lord fauntleroy can follow.

On another note.
I had the worst day ever.

Did a rabid Hedgehog covered in boiling hot tar, and wigging out on cocaine, crawl up your bunghole?

No?

Then it isn't the worst day ever. Not by a long shot.

DEUS VULT wrote:Use protection always. Discuss options with your other about what your MUTUAL course of action will be should a pregnancy arise. Discuss female birth control as well, but be redundant. Even if she's on the pill or claims to be, wrap your junk.
Teenagers are gonna have sex, just be smart about it.

Now I'm debating whether I should ignore Metallifan's advice.

mettali, It was a porcupine, with habaero sauce lube all over him.

Let me tell you about a porcupines ball's their small and they don't give a GAK.