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2011/10/06 04:53:33
Subject: People Who Might Be The Emprah
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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People Thought To Be The God Emperor Of Mankind 1: Conan The Cimmerian: Deep in the Hyborian Age, a man was born in the crude wastes of Cimmeria(a region known by many names throughout history); he would go on to fight in many wars, slay Daemons, and eventually become a king by his own hand. Evidence: This is The Emperor while This is Conan The Cimmerian. In addition, Conan constantly fights demons, and Robert E. Howard's stories lent a good bit to Warhammer Fantasy. Finally, Conan at one point envisions himself "Sitting on a Golden Throne with a Lion Banner Flying Above" (even the Emperor can change his favorite animal.) 2: Any number of religious figures: Really, anyone could be the Emperor putting up an act, but figures such as Moses and Jesus are some of the most likely ones, considering the Emperor would love to bolster his influence. 3: St. George: Specifically the St. George who fought the Dragon, this was in fact the Emperor fighting and imprisoning the Void Dragon on Mars Evidence: Outright stated in that one story about "The Guardian Of The Dragon" 4: Buckaroo Banzai: Brilliant brain surgeon, racecar driver, musician, experimental physicist, and omniglot, Buckaroo Banzai is mostly known for his development of the Oscillation Overthruster in our time. This device, which allowed vehicles to travel through solid matter "by way of the eighth dimension" was actually an early Warp Drive. The Red Lectroids were Warp Creatures attempting to escape the warp. Approximately one thousand years later, The Emperor assumed the name of Buckaroo Banzai once again, as a Battlemech Pilot and Test Driver, providing the groundwork for the Emperor's great later forces, the Titans. Evidence: Buckaroo Banzai simply could not have learned and accomplished all that in half a lifetime, especially the multiple PhDs. The Oscillation Overthruster is again, a Warp Device. Both Banzai's work on Battlemechs(proto-Titans) and his being alive a thousand years after he ought to be are evidence. (Sources: "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across The Eighth Dimension, Battletech source material)
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/10/06 05:36:23
Dirty Harry wrote:I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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2011/10/06 05:43:48
Subject: Re:People Who Might Be The Emprah
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Fully-charged Electropriest
Richmond, VA (We are legion)
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I have your answer right here.
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2011/10/06 06:44:51
Subject: Re:People Who Might Be The Emprah
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
Sitting in yo' bath tub, poopin out shoggoths
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and KilroyKiljoy just won the thread with the first post.....bravo
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2011/10/06 07:08:36
Subject: People Who Might Be The Emprah
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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The Imperium is pretty metal......
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2011/10/06 07:43:49
Subject: People Who Might Be The Emprah
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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Damn straight. Case Closed.
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:In the grim darkness of the far future, the guy with a rifle is the weakest man on the battlefield, left to quake in terror, hoping the two or three shots he gets do the job before somebody runs screaming across the battlefield to hit him with an energized stick.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/440996.page
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2011/10/06 11:06:04
Subject: People Who Might Be The Emprah
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Lead-Footed Trukkboy Driver
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Suddenly, it all makes sense.
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2011/10/06 11:40:05
Subject: People Who Might Be The Emprah
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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I figure Ward's middle name starts with a P, and he decided that saying M.P.Ward really fast sounded cool. It's proven by the fact that any Imperial army he turns his attention to suddenly becomes insanely powerful, especially while he influences fluff 
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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2011/10/07 05:54:46
Subject: People Who Might Be The Emprah
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
goose creek, SC
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Chuck Norris.
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"we are the defenders of humanity, we are the bringers of death."
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"We dont fight fer food, or fer teef, or guns, or cos we's told ta fight. We fight cos we woz born ta fight. And win."
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"Fear not the darkness. Fear that which the darkness hides."
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(")_(") to help him gain world domination
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2011/10/07 07:23:03
Subject: People Who Might Be The Emprah
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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Deathsadvocate wrote:Chuck Norris.
That would mean that Bruce Lee was more powerful than the Emperor.
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Dirty Harry wrote:I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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2011/10/07 07:41:44
Subject: People Who Might Be The Emprah
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Your Friend Doctor Robert wrote:People Thought To Be The God Emperor Of Mankind
1: Conan The Cimmerian: Deep in the Hyborian Age, a man was born in the crude wastes of Cimmeria(a region known by many names throughout history); he would go on to fight in many wars, slay Daemons, and eventually become a king by his own hand.
Evidence: This is The Emperor while This is Conan The Cimmerian. In addition, Conan constantly fights demons, and Robert E. Howard's stories lent a good bit to Warhammer Fantasy. Finally, Conan at one point envisions himself "Sitting on a Golden Throne with a Lion Banner Flying Above" (even the Emperor can change his favorite animal.)quote]
No, because Conan HATES magic (psychics), magic users (psykers), and has no magic (psychic) powers of his own. He would, however, crush the Emporer, see him driven before him, and hear the lamentations of the astartes (women). Plus he worship's Crom.
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2011/10/07 07:42:33
Subject: People Who Might Be The Emprah
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Your Friend Doctor Robert wrote:Deathsadvocate wrote:Chuck Norris.
That would mean that Bruce Lee was more powerful than the Emperor.
and that Bruce Campbell was one of the first tech priests of Mar's, infact he created the first Chainfist
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2011/10/08 03:24:40
Subject: Re:People Who Might Be The Emprah
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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He clearly was working against the forces of Nurgle in Terra's past.
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Dirty Harry wrote:I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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2011/10/08 03:29:01
Subject: Re:People Who Might Be The Emprah
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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No he is not conan the barbarian. But what he is the guy from that heavy metal thingy.
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2011/10/08 03:51:13
Subject: People Who Might Be The Emprah
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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Your Friend Doctor Robert wrote:Deathsadvocate wrote:Chuck Norris.
That would mean that Bruce Lee was more powerful than the Emperor.
But Chuck Norris defeated Bruce Lee in an actual martial arts tournament at one time.
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'When in deadly danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.'
-Parody of the Litany of Command,
popular among commissar cadets |
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2011/10/08 03:53:51
Subject: People Who Might Be The Emprah
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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Chosen Praetorian wrote:Your Friend Doctor Robert wrote:Deathsadvocate wrote:Chuck Norris.
That would mean that Bruce Lee was more powerful than the Emperor.
But Chuck Norris defeated Bruce Lee in an actual martial arts tournament at one time.
Silence! These are foul lies you speak!
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Dirty Harry wrote:I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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2011/10/08 04:02:44
Subject: People Who Might Be The Emprah
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Fully-charged Electropriest
Richmond, VA (We are legion)
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You know that Freddie Mercury was the Emperor, right? He cut his hair and grew in a 'stache, just to not get recognized. He never died, he just withdrew because Humanity didn't need him. He'll be back, though, when we need him most.
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DQ:90S--G-M----B--I+Pw40k94+ID+++A/sWD380R+T(I)DM
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2011/10/08 05:41:39
Subject: Re:People Who Might Be The Emprah
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Slippery Scout Biker
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Chuck norris...
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