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Made me laugh quite a bit, especially the description of how the emperor is maintained alive.
Craftworld Eleuven 4500
LoneLictor on thread about an ork choking the Emperor:
LoneLictor wrote: I like to imagine the Emperor kills so many Orks that he ends up half buried beneath a pile of corpses, with only his head sticking out. A lone grot stumbles across him, and starts choking him.
Then Horus comes across the lone grot, somehow managing to kill the Emperor, and punts it into space.
For Emperor and Imperium!!!! None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!! Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever" Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done" My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
The only error that i saw was that the ultramarines did were not present in the defense of terra and it showed their ship their, but that is a very minor detail, i loved the video
Frigian 582nd "the regulars" with thousand sons detachment 5th Edition
W : L : D
23 : 20 : 7
6th Edition
W : L : D
Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
W : L : D
4 : 2 : 0
"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
For Emperor and Imperium!!!! None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!! Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever" Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done" My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
Brother Coa wrote:So Ultramarines were at Terra during the HH?
No, but I don't care.
I think that's the thrust of it; I just don't care. They're all Space Marines without a damn lick of difference between them besides color scheme and some vague allusion to their samey history. I am not going to be bothered by continuity errors, because frankly, there is no continuity. None of value to me, anyway.
...thinking on it, this does not sound like the statement of a 40K fan. I think I need to take stock.
You are not only going to be eathen with the Tyranids. There is only get shot with a commissar, tortured by a Dark Eldar, get torn apart by Necrons, get chopped by Orks, get saved by Sisters, Guard, Marines, Mechanicus...
This video gets it all wrong...
For Emperor and Imperium!!!! None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!! Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever" Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done" My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
Brother Coa wrote:You are not only going to be eathen with the Tyranids. There is only get shot with a commissar, tortured by a Dark Eldar, get torn apart by Necrons, get chopped by Orks, get saved by Sisters, Guard, Marines, Mechanicus...
This video gets it all wrong...
You have missed the point of this video so hard I am not even able to derive humor from it.
Brother Coa wrote:You are not only going to be eathen with the Tyranids. There is only get shot with a commissar, tortured by a Dark Eldar, get torn apart by Necrons, get chopped by Orks, get saved by Sisters, Guard, Marines, Mechanicus...
This video gets it all wrong...
d-usa wrote:Orks are the GW version of R2D2. No matter how advanced the defenses may be, there is always an open serial port somewhere that can be pluged into and a firewall that was never configured.
1. You guys found this after a longer time than i expected. Remind me to leave a note keeping all of you off of a search and rescue team that's looking for me.
Varrick wrote:1. You guys found this after a longer time than i expected. Remind me to leave a note keeping all of you off of a search and rescue team that's looking for me.
2. Coa...
3. Seriously... Coa...
I actually found this a few months ago. Still like watching it however.
And to your 2nd and 3rd posts...
Lokas wrote:...Enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick, so let's kill him too.
"Without judgement there is no obstacle to action." ~ Kommander Oleg Strakhov
You guys still don't get it do you. How can Ultramarines be a minor mistake? They were the most numerous legion in HH ( around 100.000 Astartes for sure ), if they were present at Terra in the time of battle Horus would get his ass owned.
Secondly where is Olanious Pius or Sanguinus? And Emperor was all beaten up with his arm cut and his eye pop.
Sorry guys, but I am "details" guy...and this video get's it all wrong.
For Emperor and Imperium!!!! None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!! Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever" Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done" My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
Brother Coa wrote:You guys still don't get it do you. How can Ultramarines be a minor mistake? They were the most numerous legion in HH ( around 100.000 Astartes for sure ), if they were present at Terra in the time of battle Horus would get his ass owned.
Secondly where is Olanious Pius or Sanguinus? And Emperor was all beaten up with his arm cut and his eye pop.
Sorry guys, but I am "details" guy...and this video get's it all wrong.
CpatTom wrote:Coa's funny. He is a bit like... Name escapes me at the moment, but The Cain stories, the smelly one... Names. names names... it'll come to me.
CpatTom wrote:Coa's funny. He is a bit like... Name escapes me at the moment, but The Cain stories, the smelly one... Names. names names... it'll come to me.
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
Ixion wrote:
Brother Coa wrote:So Ultramarines were at Terra during the HH?
No, but I don't care.
I think that's the thrust of it; I just don't care. They're all Space Marines without a damn lick of difference between them besides color scheme and some vague allusion to their samey history. I am not going to be bothered by continuity errors, because frankly, there is no continuity. None of value to me, anyway.
...thinking on it, this does not sound like the statement of a 40K fan. I think I need to take stock.
To be fair, they SHOULD have been at Terra. cowardly sods
but GW has a hard on for the smurfs and stuck them out in the sticsk so their poster boys wouldn't get their butts handed to them and we would have an excuse for the Smufs to be the best space marines ever!!!
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Video is funny.
It is of our hobby.
Nice to see.
People call it incorrect garbage.
I think much nitpicking for a "throw it out there" type production.
If I want correct entertainment I may watch CBC or BBC.
I wish I could say "get a life" but who am I to talk.
Have nice evening.
A revolution is an idea which has found its bayonets.
Napoleon Bonaparte
For Emperor and Imperium!!!! 
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever" 
in your name it shall be done" 
Frigian 582nd 
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