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2011/11/27 03:04:57
Subject: All the corny jokes we can muster.
Stealthy Grot Snipa
Not sure to what extent we can go I will spoiler potentially offensive ones considering our current
PC world.
"Why did the chicken cross the road"
To get to the other side.
"Why did the Stegosaurus cross the road"
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
"I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger"
Then it hit me.
The problem with internet quotes is that you can't verify them. - Abraham Lincoln.
"What did the lawyer name his daughter?"
Sue.
"There are three kinds of people."
Those who can count and those who can't.
"I don't approve of political jokes"
I've seen too many get elected.
"What's green and hairy and goes up and down?"
A gooseberry in a lift.
"What did the American football coach say to the broken bending machine?"
Give me my quaterback!
"Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?"
Great food but no atmosphere.
"Where do my pirates shop?"
Arrrrrrgos
Any other crackers I need to add?
This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2011/11/27 03:41:12
2011/11/27 03:08:58
Subject: Re:All the corny jokes we can muster.
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Corny jokes are really amaizeing.
There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
2011/11/27 03:12:42
Subject: All the corny jokes we can muster.
Stealthy Grot Snipa
I was hoping for a Maize pun
A Pony goes too the Doctor with a sore throat, he asks what's wrong with him the Doctor replies "Your a little Hoarse"
Chuck norris can swim through land.
2011/11/27 04:12:40
Subject: Re:All the corny jokes we can muster.
Lady of the Lake
VIDEO
2011/11/27 04:30:27
Subject: Re:All the corny jokes we can muster.
Veteran ORC
If a tree falls on a Mime, does he make a sound?
I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying.
2011/11/27 04:33:19
Subject: Re:All the corny jokes we can muster.
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Slarg232 wrote: If a tree falls on a Mime, does he make a sound?
Does anyone care?
There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
2011/11/27 04:34:44
Subject: Re:All the corny jokes we can muster.
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
Nerivant wrote: Slarg232 wrote: If a tree falls on a Mime, does he make a sound?
Does anyone care?
No.
Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points
2011/11/27 04:37:40
Subject: Re:All the corny jokes we can muster.
Lady of the Lake
Coolyo294 wrote: Nerivant wrote: Slarg232 wrote: If a tree falls on a Mime, does he make a sound?
Does anyone care?
No.
VIDEO
2011/11/27 05:08:28
Subject: Re:All the corny jokes we can muster.
Longtime Dakkanaut
Two men walk into a bar. Third man ducks.
2011/11/27 07:11:57
Subject: Re:All the corny jokes we can muster.
Krazed Killa Kan
Minnesota, land of 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitos
Why couldn't the pirate go to see the movie?
It was rated Arrrrrrrr.
What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?
Arrrrrrrby's.
Where does a pirate like to go for a walk?
In the parrrrrrrrrrk.
I love a
good bad pirate joke.
2011/11/27 07:22:15
Subject: All the corny jokes we can muster.
Longtime Dakkanaut
What's brown and sticky?
Fun and Fluff for the Win!
2011/11/27 09:43:32
Subject: Re:All the corny jokes we can muster.
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
A Termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
Trust in Iron and Stone
2011/11/27 09:47:37
Subject: All the corny jokes we can muster.
Screaming Shining Spear
What do you call a fish with no eye?
2011/11/27 09:52:16
Subject: All the corny jokes we can muster.
Angry Chaos Agitator
i didnt make this, i heard it when i was 6 (16 years ago) x.x
Remember when it comes to 40k Fluff
[Sing]
2011/11/27 10:35:51
Subject: All the corny jokes we can muster.
[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
There are web sites for this kind of thing.
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