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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 08:59:40
Subject: what do eldar eat?
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
Eye of Terror
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as the thread states what do eldar eat? (both dark & craftworld)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 09:37:30
Subject: what do eldar eat?
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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Fruits and vegetables, juices and fermented beverages made from fruits and flowers, and meat.
They trade with the exodite worlds for the meat (at least the craftworld in the Path of the ... novels does.)
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 09:56:26
Subject: what do eldar eat?
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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I'm sure the dark eldar's taste preferences probably go more toward the meaty type as there does not appear to be enough sunlight on their worlds to afford good agriculture.
Tortured human meat perhaps?
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+ Thought of the day + Not even in death does duty end.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 10:03:20
Subject: Re:what do eldar eat?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Eldar eat potpourri and gumdrops
Its a perfect circle
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 11:05:19
Subject: what do eldar eat?
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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Bolter and Lasfire.
They also love Power Fist punches and Chinswords.
But those are delicacies
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For Emperor and Imperium!!!!
None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!!
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done"
My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 11:27:51
Subject: what do eldar eat?
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Lady of the Lake
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Chinswords of course being incompatible with the mk8 errant armour.
They probably eat somewhat similar things to the IoM. The variety of planets alone means maybe a couple will eat anything like they would on earth.
They'd likely have agriculture segments on the craftworlds.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 11:45:02
Subject: Re:what do eldar eat?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Mon keigh souls.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 11:54:25
Subject: Re:what do eldar eat?
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Fixture of Dakka
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They eat BRAINS!
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 11:54:48
Subject: what do eldar eat?
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
Onuris Coreworld
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Brother Coa wrote:Bolter and Lasfire.
They also love Power Fist punches and Chinswords.
But those are delicacies 
I had to admit, that made me lawl.
Eldar eat, as stated above, a variety of fruits and veggies with some meat mixed in there. Their diets seem to be very lean. No double cheeseburges with extra bacon if you get me.
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"Most mortals will die from this procedure...and so will you!" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 11:55:52
Subject: Re:what do eldar eat?
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Babies.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 11:59:43
Subject: Re:what do eldar eat?
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Fixture of Dakka
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They also eat antique furniture.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 12:19:53
Subject: what do eldar eat?
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Nihilistic Necron Lord
The best State-Texas
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Brother Coa wrote:Bolter and Lasfire.
They also love Power Fist punches and Chinswords.
But those are delicacies 
I'm sure Dark Eldar players, would enjoy a feast of a certain Delusional Imperium fanboy's sorrow, as the truth dawned on them that their empire is doomed to fail, and of how little the pitiful humans have accomplished in the Galaxy.
The tears would go down Deliciously with a main course of the fanboys denial, but ultimately knowing the real truth.
Such sweet sorrow, that would be. A Feast made for the greatest of Archons.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 12:23:33
Subject: Re:what do eldar eat?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Nearly forgot. They also eat roadkill and cottage cheese mixed with beer.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 12:25:40
Subject: Re:what do eldar eat?
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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And other eldar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 15:29:31
Subject: Re:what do eldar eat?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Don't forget that they eat iPods too
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 15:41:33
Subject: what do eldar eat?
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Screaming Banshee
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Tofu.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 15:42:35
Subject: what do eldar eat?
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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The Eldar are vegeritarian.
They only eat Soylent Green.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 15:44:31
Subject: Re:what do eldar eat?
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Kid_Kyoto
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I always pictured them eating Dandelions. Potpourri is a good guess too though.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 16:15:45
Subject: what do eldar eat?
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Raging Ravener
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Flowers and Pixie Dust
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BURN THE HERETIC! KILL THE MUTANT! PURGE THE UNCLEAN! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 16:15:54
Subject: what do eldar eat?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Food. *shades*
Otherwise, they don't eat. They drink your milkshake instead.
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 17:19:25
Subject: Re:what do eldar eat?
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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BlapBlapBlap wrote:They also eat antique furniture.
WIN!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 17:20:16
Subject: what do eldar eat?
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
A fortified bunker deep in the Andes
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Since the fall they've been eating a whole lot of crow.
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Actual conversation from my stats class-
Student: Why is the denominator on that equation n-1?
Prof: n is very good, but n-1 is also very good.
GENERATION 5: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 17:55:49
Subject: what do eldar eat?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Path of the Warrior goes into this a bit. They seem to eat fruit and fruitjuice.
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My Armies:
5,500pts
2,700pts
2,000pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 19:42:28
Subject: what do eldar eat?
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Nasty Nob
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Crimson wrote:The Eldar are vegeritarian.
They only eat Soylent Green.
But wait, Soyent Green is...
I think eldars eat rainbows and cuddles to bring out the colour in their armour.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 20:41:33
Subject: Re:what do eldar eat?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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In-n-out. Animal style.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 20:46:04
Subject: Re:what do eldar eat?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Don't forget tainted space-china dog food and medical waste.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 21:08:40
Subject: Re:what do eldar eat?
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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IronSnake wrote:In-n-out. Animal style.
We must purge the Xenos for stealing the Emperor's rightious sustainance he has gifted to mankind.
Till every Eldar is slain, no Double-Double is safe
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 21:20:42
Subject: Re:what do eldar eat?
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Raging Ravener
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BlapBlapBlap wrote:Don't forget tainted space-china dog food and medical waste.
That sounds more like Tau
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BURN THE HERETIC! KILL THE MUTANT! PURGE THE UNCLEAN! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 21:32:15
Subject: Re:what do eldar eat?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Grey Templar wrote:IronSnake wrote:In-n-out. Animal style.
We must purge the Xenos for stealing the Emperor's rightious sustainance he has gifted to mankind.
Till every Eldar is slain, no Double-Double is safe 
 Excellent.
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