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So pretty simple, if you (as you are) were in the 40k universe, what would your stat line be? What Special Rules would you have? Wargear?

Mine

WS: 3
BS:4
S:3
T:5
W:2
I:3
A:2
LD:9
SV: 5+

War Gear:
Sniper Rifle
Grenade Launcher
A lot of knives (I collect and carry a lot)
Hot-Shot Las Pistol

Special Rules:
FNP (I think that being hit by a car with a cracked rib and still going about my day allows me to assume I'd have this rule)
Combat Tactics
And They Shall Know No Fear
Stealth

Options:
May Exchange Sniper Rifle for:
Lasgun
Hotshot Lasgun
Exitus Sniper Rifle
Shotgun

Me:

WS:4
BS:2
S:4
T:4
I:4
A:2
LD:8
SV:5+


Wargear:
Chainsword
Bolt pistol

Special rules:
Furious charge
Fearless

WS:2
BS:4
S:3
T:5
I:1
A:1
LD:10
SV:3+


Wargear:
Holy Burrito of Nurgle - After consuming the Holy Burrito, Noxious Gas will be str 8 next turn.
Stained Underpants of Shame - All models with line of sight to Horst must take a leadership check on 3d6. If they fail, they are pinned for the turn, as they vomit in disgust .

Special rules:
Noxious Gas - Any models within 6" take a str4 hit every turn.

WS: 2
BS: 3
S: 2
T: 2
W: 1
I: 2
A: 1
Ld: 10
Sv: -

Wargear:
Knife

Special Rules:
Tactical Genius
Combat Tactics
Righteous Zeal
Stubborn
Pariah (yeah, not around any more, but still...)

Oh go on then;

WS: 2
BS: 3
S: 2
T:2
W: 1
I: 4
A: 2
Ld: 7
Sv: -

Wargear:
Laspistol, sword (cavalry sabre), lasgun

Special Rules:
Eternally Cheerful: Friendly units within 6" gain +1 leadership.
I say I'm terribly sorry old chap: Whenever the unit scores a wound on an enemy unit, the controlling player must apologise.
Let me know if I'm needed: If the unit does not move during the movement phase, during the subsequent shooting phase the unit may only fire on a 4+, or else the unit will do nothing but read a book.
Follow me lads! If an enemy unit is within 12" of this unit at the start of the players turn, this unit must move towards the enemy as quickly as he can. Ignore all difficult terrain.

WS: 2
BS: 2
S: 2
T: 3
W: 1
I: 3
A: 1
LD: 6

Special Rule:
Rage

Wargear:
Uh... a silly hat?

...What? I'm just a regular guy, and I don't work out often. I HAVE swung a baseball bat before, and I HAVE shot a firearm before, but I'm not trained in them. Not even IG trained in them.

King Pariah, you're tougher than a space marine? That's impressive.

daedalus wrote:
King Pariah, you're tougher than a space marine? That's impressive.

Well I have and suppose can walk away and continue my day after being hit twice by cars and once by a van (one of those times with a cracked rib and no armor for any of those), Survive chlorine gas exposure, walk away from a grenade explosion which went off practically right next to my head, finish a wrestling tournament with a broken foot and dislocated shoulder with all tendons and cuffs torn in said shoulder and still get 4th out of 16, etc so I figured T5 and FNP was fitting.

WS: 6
BS: 6
S: 4
T: 3(4)
W: 1
I: 4
A: 3
LD: 8
Sv: 3+

Wargear:
Chainsword
Bolt pistol
Bolter
Bike
Power Armor

Special rules:
Turbo-Boosters.
Hit and Run
Counter Attack

WS: 2
BS: 4
S: 2
T: 3
W: 1
I: 3
A: 2
LD: 8

Sv: +5

Wargear:
Lasgun
Auxiliary Grenade Launcher
Las Pisol

Special Rules:
Deep Strike
Medal of the Marksman: Shots from my lasgun count as Rending on a roll of a 5 or better when rolling to Wound

I'll answer this question for myself and likely the majority of posters.

WS: 2
BS: 2, maybe 3
S: 3
T: 3
W: 1
I: 2, maybe 3
A: 1
Ld: 5-7
Sv: -

Wargear:
Close combat weapon (keys, pocket knife, a shoe, etc)
Pistol
Rifle
(those last to probably don't apply to as many people as everything else).

Special Rules:
none.

Tazz Azrael
Ws4
Bs2
S4(6)
T3
W2
I1
A3
Ld8
Sv4

Wargear

Gas mask (poison weapons wound on a 5+)
Chainsaw S6 weapon with rending
WWI Trench Helm
Steel Toed Boots
Heavy Plaid Jacket

Special Rules
uncanny sense of destruction- rolls an aditional D6 for armour penetration
zero tolerence for B L S IT- counts as rage USR

Options

May take a 1989 4x4 Ford Ranger as a dedicated Transport for +20 pts

1989 4x4 Ford Ranger

F11
S11
R11

Special Rules
4x4- rolls an additional D6 for moving over difficult/ dangerous terrain
Projectiles- due to a lack of cleaning out the inside of the Ranger Tazz may toss random objects (such as a jerry can or snow chains) out at opposing units if he has drivin by them, this counts as a S2 Ap- hit

WS: 1
BS: 1
S: 1
T:1
W: 1
I: 1
A: 1
Ld: 1
Sv: 1

Wargear:
Pocket Knife

Special Rules:
No point to kill this model!
This model awards no victory or kill points.

WS:2
BS:3
S:3
T:3(4)
I:4
A:2
Ld:8

Wargear:
Civvy dirt bike
Combat Shotgun
CCW

Special Rules:
Hit and Run

WS: 2
BS: 2
S: 2
T: 3
I:2
A: 1
LD: 10

Wargear:
Whatever's closest

Special Rules:
Fearless
Stupidity

(or should it just be 'to stupid to break'...hmm...)

WS:10
BS:10
S:20
T:10
I:10
A:10
Ld:12

Wargear:
Close Combat Weapon, 4 twin-linked lascannons

Special Rules:
Furious Charge

Trolly

WS: 1
BS: 2
S: 2
T: 2
I: 1
W: 1
A: 2
LD: 7

Wargear:

Kitchen knife
Sledgehammer

Special rules:

"I surrender!": If Trolly is ever engaged in close combat, he is automatically removed as a casualty.
"Can't be arsed.": Before performing any attack or movement, Trolly must take a leadership test, and go to ground immediately if he fails.
"Oooooh shiny!": If a model is removed from the table within 6" of Trolly, he may exchange his current wargear for that of the model that has been removed (if multiple models have been removed, you may choose what wargear he picks up). This does not apply to Tyranids, Tau Battlesuits, vehicles or Obliterators, as their weapons are fused to their bodies.

An accurate representation of me.

Blitza

WS:3
BS:3
S:3(+x)
t:3
W:1
I:4
A:2(+x)
LD:7
SV: 3++ (this represents Blitza's extreme amount of luck he gets...sometimes)

Wargear: Banana, unicron toy or a similar sized transformer toy (both count as CCW), A football helmet that is small enough to cause a concussion due to it being too tight (made me lose 2 games ), cup of righteous protection

football helmet: Blitza can headbutt, counting as a powerfist, but his toughness turns into t2 for the rest of the turn.
Cup of righteous protection: Blitza gets +3 T for every unit attacking with ld 7 or less (as they would be the only types of people willing to hit blitza there)

Special rules: bitchy mode activate!, Distracted
Bitchy mode, activate!: for every time Blitza makes a save, he loses 1 point of WS and BS but gets +1 attack and Strength. No characteristics may go below 1.
Distracted: Blitza can leave and join units like an independent character, but isn't a skilled rider or has move through cover

WS-3
BS-3
S-3
T-3
W-1
I-2
A-1
Ld-5
Sv-none

Equipments- fists(single close combat weapon) and thrown objects:Str D3, Range 2D6 ap- assault1.
Special rules- S***, those b****** have guns and are psychos! Run awaaay!: this unit begins in the enemy deployment zone and moves 2d6 toward its own each turn until it either runs off the board edgw or into a scarier (ie.higher Ld) friendly unit, where it will join that scary units and fight alongside them until the unit is destroyed.

The Mad Tanker

WS:2 BS:5 S:3 T:2 W:1 I:2 A :1 Ld:9 Sv:5+

Wargear: Big Bertha, Flak Armor, Hellpistol.

Big Bertha: Big Bertha is an Arkurion pattern Shadowsword super heavy tank with the targeters upgrade.

The Mad Tanker: The eccentric nature of the tank's commander means little dissuades it from its mission and even less from popping up in the most unlikely places. Therefore, Big Bertha ignores all shaken and stunned results and posses the Infiltrate USR.

WS: 2 (swords are for the archaic)
BS: 3
S: 3 (higher end)
T:3 (higher end)
W:2 (broke my arm, drove self to hospital)
I:3 (lower end)
A:2
Ld:8
Save: 1+ rerollable... Jk No save ( i dont wear armor)

Wargear:
Close combat weapon
Handgun
Shotgun
Rifle
Camo cloak

USR
Feel No Pain
Stealth

My stats:

WS:4
BS:3
S:2
T:2
W:2
I:4
A:3
LD:8
SV:4+

Wargear:
*Close combat weapon
*Las pistol
*Camo Cloak

Special rules:
*Furious charge
*Hit and run

My stats:

WS:9
BS:4
S:4
T:3
W:2
I:6
A:4
LD:8
Sv: 4+

Wargear:
Bolt pistol
C'tan phase sword
Scout Armor

Special Rules
Stubborn
Furious Charge

Master Swordsmen: Matt has become so trained in the ways of the blade he can pick out vulnerable parts of armored enemies. This makes it so his attacks ignore him invulnerable saves on 4+.

Master of Sneak: Matt has mastered the art of stealth so much he is almost unnoticeable to the trained eye. This makes it so any unit that attempts to shoot at him has to use the night fighting rules.

Mine's easy enough:
WS: 2
BS: 1
S: 2
T: 3
W: 1
I: 5
A: 1
Ld: 9
Sv: 5+

Wargear:
Coffee and pen (Counts as pair of close combat weapons.)
Suit and coat (Counts as flak armour.)

Special rules:
Fleet
Master salesman: In close combat, Sam can choose to unleash his sales pitch. Both units must make a leadership test, if Sam wins and the opponent loses, the opponent is reduced to initiative 1, and Sam is increased to initiative 10, gaining +1 attacks, all attacks made are rending. If both units either fail or pass, no attacks can be made as questions are fired and arguments ensue about which broadband is best.
Hands off the suit: Sam can force the opponent to re-roll any passed rolls to hit, representing Sam's vanity towards his appearance and desire to keep to his clothes clean.

Why not?

WS: 3
BS: 3
S: 3
T: 3
W: 1
I: 4
A: 1
Ld: 10
Sv: 6+

Unit type: Infantry

Wargear:
Fiddle and Guitar
Paintball Gun: Range 24" S:2 AP: 6 Assault 2, Splatter*

*Splatter: If a six is rolled to hit then the target may not move next turn as they have been blinded by a paintball shot to the face. They must remain in position until the next turn to clear their vision.

Special Rules:
Feel the Teuchtair beat: Castiel is known for being a traditional Scottish Musician. On the turn the Fiddle and Guitar are activated all enemies within 6" become I:1 S:1 as they are forced to dance by the toe-tapping music, sapping their strength.

Country Lad: Due to growing up in the country Castiel is used to moving through woodland and mountainous regions, and taking best advantage of the cover available. Castiel has the Stealth and and Move through Cover USRs.

Transport Vehicle:

The Mighty Corsa:

BS: 0 F: 9 S: 9 R: 9 Unit Type: Vehicle

The Mighty Corsa has a transport capacity of 5. It has 2 firing points and two access points. It may only move is Castiel is embarked in it.

Good thread.

Samus_aran115 (fast attack)

WS: 0
BS:3
S: 2
T: 1
W:1
I: 2
A: 2
ld: 4
Sv: -

Wargear: Compass, adds +1 to reserve rolls, however, a unit of samus_aran115 must be put on the board after all other units have arrived
USB mouse, adds 1 WS (included in profile)
Pew-pew gun: Has a the following profile S:10 AP:1 Assault 8000
Special Rules: Poor. This unit cannot fire any weapons, due to not having enough money for ammunition
Corcoran Jump Boots: This unit can turbo boost 2 inches in the movement phase

Da Boss
WS: 1
BS: 2
S: 2
T: 3
W: 1
I: 1
A: 1
Ld: 5
Sv: -

Equipment: Heavy Bag of Marking (close combat weapon)

Special Rules:
Completely Cowardly: Da Boss must pass a leadership test each turn or he may do nothing except go to ground or flee. He may only use his own leadership for this.

cgmckenzie

WS-3(go fencing and hand to hand training!)
BS-5(range time has been a staple of my life since I was a kid)
S-2(gym time or range time? I'm going with range)
T-2(lets be realistic here, fellas)
W-1
I-3(faster than an ork, slower than pretty much everything else)
A-2(fencing and hand to hand, remember?)
Ld-7(I am unflappable)
Sv-6+(Kevlar and ceramic plates have to give me SOMETHING)

Wargear

Hunting rifle- S 4 AP 5 Assault 1 24 inches
Combat blade
Colt revolver- S 4 AP- Assault 2 12 inches

Special Rules
Move through cover; stealth; stubborn

Options
May exchange hunting rifle for:
Assault rifle-15 pts
Combat shotgun-10pts
double barrel shotgun-10 pts

May exchange combat blade for bayonet-free

May exchange colt revolver for:
Colt 1911-5 pts


-cgmckenzie

I would probably have the stats of a grot, with the wargear of a warlord titan

Me:

WS: 4
BS: 5 ( Golden Medal in shooting competition )
S: 4
T: 4
W: 2
I: 4
A: 3
Ld: 10
Sv 2+

I would wear Terminator armor, Blood Ravens chapter.
In right hand I would have Assault cannon, in my left hand I would have power sword. And on my top I would bring Cyclone missile launcher. With all that I would take personal teleporter, melta bombs, tactical optics, a lot of purity seals and paint my helmet in gold paint

My traits: "And they shall know no fear", "Combat tactics", "Eternal Warrior", "Independent Character", "Titanic Might", "God of War"


Do I need to say more?

This is me in real life:
Killykavekommando
WS: 2
BS: 5 (got almost perfect score at shooting range)
S: 3
T: 3
W: 2
I: 3
A: 2 (+d3)
LD: 10 (I fear nothing!)
Sv: 5+

Weapon:
Assortment of knives (2 close combat weapons)
IG auto-gun (cool looking)

Equipment:
Flak armor
Camo cloak
Flashbangs and smoke bombs (defensive grenades)

Special Rules:
Pessimist: Although in reality fearless, the killykavekommando's cynical attitude leads him to run from combat on a 5+ if outnumbered by 2 to one or more.
Dead eye: When shooting at targets that have not moved in the previous movement phase, all shots count as rending.
Angry as gak: After taking a further pessimism test after being wounded, add d3 attacks to killykavekommando's profile for 1 combat phase to represent killy getting pissed at the enemy.

I think that pinoypower and Knox would agree with this profile, as they know me well.