4 word story

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**The Wise Dane**

THE CREATOR HAS RETURNED

**KaptinBadrukk**

WITH A MIGHTY VENGANCE

**JamesGang**

WHERE WAS MY WARNING!

**KaptinBadrukk**

I just saw it

**The Wise Dane**

You've been long gone.

**JamesGang**

Can't don't wasn't won't

**snurl**

Back from the dead.

**JamesGang**

Mouse in the kitchen!

**snurl**

You need a cat.

**The Wise Dane**

You always need cats.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Which I have five

**snurl**

Thats one badass mouse.

**Happyjew**

His name is Mortimer.

**snurl**

He is their king.

**KaptinBadrukk**

And I'm their superior

**Happyjew**

You mean their inferior.

**JamesGang**

Perhaps you meant posterior?

**snurl**

(He wears Mickey Ears)

**JamesGang**

His dog has worms.

**snurl**

His worms have dog.

**JamesGang**

I walked the dog.

**snurl**

I worked all night.

**JamesGang**

I banged your mom

**JamesGang**

No, it is untrue.

**The Wise Dane**

That doesn't suprise me.

**JamesGang**

It was his dad.

**snurl**

You're sick. They're dead.

**JamesGang**

It is indeed sad

**snurl**

But he probably would.

**KaptinBadrukk**

And he probably could