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2009/02/20 22:27:39
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Charging Wild Rider
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Some people successfully fought off Vikings
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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2009/02/21 02:54:14
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Like in this movie....
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2009/02/21 07:17:38
Subject: WAR!!
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I'd bring a Nissan Pathfinder to a 'swords and sorcery' battle and run everyone down.
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2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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2009/02/21 11:53:10
Subject: WAR!!
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Stormin' Stompa
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Navara - an even bigger phallic extension for people with even smaller penises.
The '09 model looks amazing... this one's an '08.
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2009/02/21 12:04:34
Subject: WAR!!
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The Holden Maloo R8 Ute is much prettier...
BTW to the people from the US the above 2 posts are the 2 differing styles of 'pick up trucks', is Australia, Invented by Ford Australia in 1932, the 'coupe utility' or 'ute' was born...
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2025: Games Played:12/Models Bought:174/Sold:169/Painted:159
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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2009/02/21 15:31:32
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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RPG pops cars
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Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman
And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
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2009/02/21 15:53:52
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Heres an RPG that lets you use the other one.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2009/02/21 21:41:59
Subject: WAR!!
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Executing Exarch
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Much better RPG 
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2009/02/21 21:44:35
**** Phoenix ****
Threads should be like skirts: long enough to cover what's important but short enough to keep it interesting. |
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2009/02/22 01:05:41
Subject: WAR!!
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Now I'm level 5 I need expanded rules....
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2025: Games Played:12/Models Bought:174/Sold:169/Painted:159
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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2009/02/22 12:20:04
Subject: WAR!!
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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When you were ready to move on to "Advanced" and geek it up fully:
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2009/02/22 12:41:16
Subject: WAR!!
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Stormin' Stompa
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2009/02/22 17:16:53
Subject: WAR!!
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Executing Exarch
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Moving on up to 2nd edition...
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**** Phoenix ****
Threads should be like skirts: long enough to cover what's important but short enough to keep it interesting. |
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2009/02/22 23:25:26
Subject: WAR!!
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Without this.... there is no game.
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2025: Games Played:12/Models Bought:174/Sold:169/Painted:159
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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2009/02/22 23:43:47
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Charging Wild Rider
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Best D & D Parody
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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2009/02/23 01:00:11
Subject: WAR!!
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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D&D parody from the monsters view point:
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2009/02/23 01:16:40
Subject: WAR!!
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Executing Exarch
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I like it better when orcs stumble across a stock pile of modern weapons.
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**** Phoenix ****
Threads should be like skirts: long enough to cover what's important but short enough to keep it interesting. |
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2009/02/23 06:27:04
Subject: WAR!!
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Some of the most kick ass RPGing I ever did was with this game... replete with many modern weapons...
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2025: Games Played:12/Models Bought:174/Sold:169/Painted:159
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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2009/02/23 06:48:49
Subject: WAR!!
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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However, this was the only RPG where you could play an angry camel trained by Mosad who uses an M16 with an underslung grenade launcher (true story!)
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2009/02/23 07:47:08
Subject: WAR!!
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I played that one too...
Giant transforming robot planes and mecha....
Yet another gloriuos RPG from when I was in school...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/02/23 07:48:37
2025: Games Played:12/Models Bought:174/Sold:169/Painted:159
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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2009/02/23 09:18:51
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Mindless Spore Mine
Australia
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rpg's blow up rpg's
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"You dont have a sniper. Theres no sniper in that building. Oh, now I see him. Um, nice camoflauge."  |
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2009/02/23 10:33:13
Subject: WAR!!
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Ablative armour beats RPGs
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2009/02/23 11:43:32
Subject: WAR!!
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Resistance is futile...
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2025: Games Played:12/Models Bought:174/Sold:169/Painted:159
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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2009/02/23 13:11:09
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Stabbin' Skarboy
La Crosse, WI USA
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Nanu Nanu.
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle
WWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
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2009/02/23 16:19:33
Subject: WAR!!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Mork wasn't funny without
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2009/02/23 22:22:06
Subject: WAR!!
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Kiddy cocaine gets them younger:
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2009/02/23 22:37:26
Subject: WAR!!
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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Still no substitute for proper parenting.
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2009/02/23 22:59:39
Subject: WAR!!
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Parents can do nothing when they have....
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2025: Games Played:12/Models Bought:174/Sold:169/Painted:159
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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2009/02/23 23:13:24
Subject: WAR!!
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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An effective cure for gingivitis:
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2009/02/24 02:50:52
Subject: WAR!!
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A permanent cure...
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2025: Games Played:12/Models Bought:174/Sold:169/Painted:159
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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2009/02/24 13:52:20
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Stabbin' Skarboy
La Crosse, WI USA
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a funnier solution...
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle
WWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
heh heh |
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