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I'm still laughing my ass off like this is an Onion article, but this guy is totally serious.
Follow link I can't post text it's not the same without the charts and graphs.

http://christwire.org/2011/09/is-p90x-and-tony-horton-turning-america-gay/

Ok fine, they are totally trolling the Religious Right...whatever.

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Its the Onion, Nuff Said....


 
   
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Catyrpelius wrote:Its the Onion, Nuff Said....

It's not the Onion. It's from Christwire, which is a website dedicated to trolling the religious right.

So, it's even worse than the Onion.

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Okay, so they've got data proving that P90X turns you gay, but do they have data proving that being gay is bad?

They need to provide a full picture here.

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daedalus wrote:Okay, so they've got data proving that P90X turns you gay, but do they have data proving that being gay is bad?

They need to provide a full picture here.


Well we all know that being gay turns you into a commie, or even worse a socalist, need I say more?

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Grakmar wrote:
Catyrpelius wrote:Its the Onion, Nuff Said....

It's not the Onion. It's from Christwire, which is a website dedicated to trolling the religious right.

So, it's even worse than the Onion.

I think it's actually dedicated to trolling anti-religious people more than the religious right.

Although I'm sure more than a few idiots on the religious right have taken it seriously.

edit: link added for a double dose of hilarity.

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Huffy wrote:
daedalus wrote:Okay, so they've got data proving that P90X turns you gay, but do they have data proving that being gay is bad?

They need to provide a full picture here.


Well we all know that being gay turns you into a commie, or even worse a socalist, need I say more?


Personally, I believe that people become gay because the Christians aren't praying for them hard enough. I have data to show that, but I haven't got the pie graphs rendered in Excel yet.

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biccat wrote:
Grakmar wrote:
Catyrpelius wrote:Its the Onion, Nuff Said....

It's not the Onion. It's from Christwire, which is a website dedicated to trolling the religious right.

So, it's even worse than the Onion.

I think it's actually dedicated to trolling anti-religious people more than the religious right.

Although I'm sure more than a few idiots on the religious right have taken it seriously.

edit: link added for a double dose of hilarity.

It got me, I totally thought it was by and for religious wackos, and then I checked their background. They sit on the point where real crazy and satirical crazy are so close it's hard to tell.

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Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
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Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
 
   
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Grakmar wrote:

So, it's even worse than the Onion.


Worse than the Onion? That includes nearly all the western media out there today.

The Onion is one of those rare gems that goes a very along way to redeem the concept of American comedy.

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P90X doesnt turn you gay, the DAKKA OT showyourself thread makes you gay
   
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KingCracker wrote:P90X doesnt turn you gay, the DAKKA OT showyourself thread makes you gay

Is that a subtle hint for me to pop my head in here?

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KingCracker wrote:Nope, but if I needed to, I now know what your "bat signal" is

P90X?

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Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
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I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
 
   
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I saw P90x and I thought it was a new firearm thread. And no, pistol caliber carbines do not make you gay. Though if you color coordinate your wardrobe to match your new dura coated Uzi you might be .....ready for zombageddon!

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Insurgency Walker wrote:I saw P90x and I thought it was a new firearm thread.
I thought this too. I was hoping it was a new series P90. I was a wee bit disappointed at first but then i read the article and had a good laugh.

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KingCracker wrote:P90X doesnt turn you gay, the DAKKA OT showyourself thread makes you gay


haha, yeah.....

I don't understand why christians have to troll so damn much.

captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).



wait, what? Σ(・□・;) 
   
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I also had no idea what P90 was, other than a gun that looks like it was made of spare parts, before read this.

The Onion, as always, reaffirms that it and Conservapedia are really the only 2 news sources anyone really needs.

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AustonT wrote:
It got me, I totally thought it was by and for religious wackos, and then I checked their background. They sit on the point where real crazy and satirical crazy are so close it's hard to tell.


To be fair, they have a lot to work with.

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remilia_scarlet wrote:
KingCracker wrote:P90X doesnt turn you gay, the DAKKA OT showyourself thread makes you gay


haha, yeah.....

I don't understand why christians have to troll so damn much.




Im pretty sure your trolling.
   
 
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