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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
Every so often this video appears on the froums, and every time I am happy to see it, as it makes explaining our hobby to relatives so much less awkward.
'I once saw a man kill another with only a sock. It was slow and painful to watch...'
Darnath Lysander: The Man, The Mystery, The Legend
is it just me or is there a few errors in this?
1. horus dropped his shield to allow the emperor to beam aboard as a challenge
2. the emperor killed horus after he slaughtered a human and he saw how far horus had fallen
3. the emperor diddent shoot/stab horus he annhialated him, body and soul via a psychic blast through a kink in his armour which sanguinius created, having his soul obliterated is why he hasent been ressurected as there is nothing left of him
4. the emperor doesnt have 1000 people sacrificed to him a day, 1000 psychers are killed keepin the astronomican running as the strain of amplifying the emperors mind overwhelms them.
correct me if any of these are wrong.
"Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things long ago, and we shall do so again"
"You have ruled this galaxy for ten thousand years, yet have little of account to show for your efforts. such failure must be as depressing to bear as it is pathetic to behold."
"Your desires are irrelevant. This galaxy once knelt before us, and it will do so again"
Ha-ha, it's a nice tidy fun thing. I'm hurt that Sanguinius' contribution, Emporer would have had his butt kick if he wasn't softened up. His review of Space Marine is good. his visceral reaction to that first combat I can totally identify with.
Old news is old. BUT that doesnt make that video any less awesome! So great!
"You have ruled this galaxy for ten thousand years, yet have little of account to show for you efforts. Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
"You have ruled this galaxy for ten thousand years, yet have little of account to show for you efforts. Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
Kain wrote: Hope feeds Tzeentch, who will do horrible things to your planet to reward you for your service. Ergo, Hope is evil, and you should stop having it, but you can't have despair because then Nurgle gets a free ride. You could be angry about this, but that'd just get Khorne's jollies off. And heck you can't even get your own jollies off without Slaanesh giggling and farting out some daemons. And if you manage to avoid all that, some genestealers might infiltrate your planet and bring a hive fleet crashing down on you any way.
Warhammer 40k Universe in 5 words: Your Gonna Die, Have Fun.
Regiment: 91st Schrott Experimental Regiment
Regiment Planet: Schrott Specialization: Salvaged, Heavily Modified, and/or Experimental Mechanized Units. "SIR! Are you sure this will work!?"
"I HAVE NO IDEA, PULL THE TRIGGER!!!" 91st comms chatter.
Langston128 wrote:This is more like the hh in a minute
The HH is the basis for the 40k universe, not knowing the HH means you won't understand 40k.
Las Vegas Open Head Judge
I'm sorry if it hurts your feelings or pride, but your credentials matter. Even on the internet.
"If you do not have the knowledge, you do not have the right to the opinion." -Plato
Nazgren wrote:
2. the emperor killed horus after he slaughtered a human and he saw how far horus had fallen
That was retconned away some number of years ago. Poor Ollanius Pius, he doesn't even exist anymore.
"'players must agree how they are going to select their armies, and if any restrictions apply to the number and type of models they can use."
This is an actual rule in the actual rulebook. Quit whining about how you can imagine someone's army touching you in a bad place and play by the actual rules.
Freelance Ontologist
When people ask, "What's the point in understanding everything?" they've just disqualified themselves from using questions and should disappear in a puff of paradox. But they don't understand and just continue existing, which are also their only two strategies for life.
I'm giving this thread a bump against my good judgement of thread necromancy. But I still think this is cool and if new people haven't seen it, it's a great little video. I was going to just post a new thread, but I would rather give credit to the OP.
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