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My CSM army had a battle against an army of GK, both army's had about 1500 points worth. My opponent had only 13 models. At the end, most of my Chaos had been destroyed and my opponent hadn't lost a single model.


WARD!!!!

This doesn't constitute a battle report at all.

Translation: I lost badly, therefore all of the problems must be with the opponent's codex, I shall now make a tired joke in an attempt to cover the the fact.

Red Corsair wrote:This doesn't constitute a battle report at all.

Agreed. Threadlock + Spanking?

If you coulcnt kill even one GK then the loss isn't just Wards fault.....

Marshall Ragnar wrote:If you coulcnt kill even one GK then the loss isn't just Wards fault.....

Didn't you know that Matt Ward killed the dinosaurs, crucified Jesus, and is supporting the Republicans?

1) This is NOT A BATTLE REPORT. You actually have to tell us what happened

2) If you can't hurt a single model in Draigowing that's completely your fault.

3) Battle Reports is NOT FOR WHINGING ABOUT OTHER ARMIES

4) You cannot blame all of your problems on the opponent's army. The simple fact that you tried to cover it up with a tired, overused joke shows just how unfounded this is.

5) I've alerted the Mods, so this thread is probably getting locked.

So what did you do to fight them? What was your army like? What was the mission like? It's not just the GK codex's fault you got thrashed so soundly.

Paladins are an army tailor made to scare the hell out of inexperienced and bad players. People can't get over the sticker shock of 2 wound Terminators and have no idea what to do.

Brother SRM wrote:So what did you do to fight them? What was your army like? What was the mission like? It's not just the GK codex's fault you got thrashed so soundly.

Paladins are an army tailor made to scare the hell out of inexperienced and bad players. People can't get over the sticker shock of 2 wound Terminators and have no idea what to do.

So next time you face Draigowing, use Power Weapons and AP2 shooting.

And next time you post in Battle Reports, use a Battle Report and common sense!

Grey Knights are a bit broken (I've never had the pleasure of fighting Draigowing, so...) but that does not give you an excuse to whinge about your poor battling skills.

Was your opponent fielding a LR painted bright yellow, with a black stripe down the side and gothic arch windows?

If not, he should, because it sure sounds like you got took to school.

Psienesis wrote:Was your opponent fielding a LR painted bright yellow, with a black stripe down the side and gothic arch windows?

If not, he should, because it sure sounds like you got took to school.

If I were drinking milk I would have broken my computer !

To everyone who has read this thread:


I am sorry that I have posted such a discracefull thread on this forum, using an old joke and in the wrong forum.

Please alert the moderators so they can lock this atroucious piece of rubbish

Sorry for the trouble I have caused.

I fought Dragowing once with my Chaos. The Vindicator thought that was hilarious.

Fear not butteredtoast, the new chaos legions codex is coming soon and then we will reign again as the next broken cheese-fest to wreak havoc on the table top!