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Ok I realise that for some people, it may not be April Fool's day yet.
What are some of the craziest jokes you've encountered today? If any of you use the AdBlock extension, it gives you pictures of cats instead of the ads.

Far Seer wrote:Ok I realise that for some people, it may not be April Fool's day yet.
What are some of the craziest jokes you've encountered today? If any of you use the AdBlock extension, it gives you pictures of cats instead of the ads.

This is kind of a personal one, but on our school, we had this principal that was a bit afraid of the.. females.
The administartion sended letters to some girls from ur school saying that they had to go, for a research, to his office with a jar of urine.
ouch.

I left my brother pinned to the worktop with two pint glasses of water on the backs of his hands.

I'm not really doing anything for it.

well it wasn't today, but the greatest april fools ever was in san diego. A local radio station morning show claimed to be in contact with a space shuttle that was making an emergency landing in san diego.

SO many people believed it that cops had to go and direct traffic away from the airport that it was claimed to be landing at and inform everyone. there's no shuttles flying right now, and this airport is to small for it to ever consider landing at

The DCM legion lead an assault on DAKKA with Mat with 1 T Ward love avatars and sigs, on Valentines day. People were SO pissed at this idea, we pretty much had to shut down the project early to give the MODs a break. Poor MODs

Poor Mat, everyone hates him so much.

Blizzard did Tamagotchi Authenticators.. oddly, I wanted one. *sadface*

My family once replaced my usually hot sauce with habanero hot sauce.

... I couldn't taste the food, it suuuucked. What's the point of adding a condiment if you can't taste anything because of it?

As an aside, the avatar change is NOT an april 1st joke heh. As amusing as that would be, given its source.

What is it anyway?

Damnit n0t_u that's lunahound's avatar from ages ago, you confused me

Ages ago? We swapped for the day.

I blame wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

Stupid DCMs :(

Those DCMs, bastards the lot of them.

Heh, shows how much notice i take of names.. I assumed it was Luna replying as well.

I purposely Blood Shot my eyes. That count Instead of working I have been sleeping and instead of talking normally I am speaking like a Scot.

corpsesarefun wrote:Damnit n0t_u that's lunahound's avatar from ages ago, you confused me

Fell for the oldest trick in the book...
The Alpha Legion.

Asherian Command wrote:I purposely Blood Shot my eyes.

My mother walked into my room a few minutes ago with red covering the entire whites of her eyes, I was somewhat shocked.

Could be worse. I saw sites where the mods/admins changed everyone's avatar to one of the MLP characters for a day.

n0t_u wrote:What is it anyway?

If you've read MSPA's Homestuck, you'd probably recognize it as a troll (thus why I was stating it wasn't intended to be an april fools joke) from that universe. In this case, a fan-drawn picture of an original character I made up for the lulz (and one the artist drew and colored for practice).

http://digigoggle.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4uh2zs

Melissia wrote:Could be worse. I saw sites where the mods/admins changed everyone's avatar to one of the MLP characters for a day.

What site?

hotsauceman1 wrote:

Melissia wrote:Could be worse. I saw sites where the mods/admins changed everyone's avatar to one of the MLP characters for a day.

What site?

Hm.

It was last year, so I'm not really sure which one, I just remember the raaaaaaage by certain pony-haters...

Hmmm.... I'm thinking of putting Sraichro into something of my dads......

It's an incredibly hot hot sauce that BUUUUUUUURNS!

Of course, but you're not supposed to mention it.

Mention what? My dad isn't going to check dakka for Hot Sauce Shenanigans.

Marauder Shields

He was the final boss, /v/.

But you just don’t understand how series this was.

This isn’t just some random Marauder that popped out of nowhere, this Marauder waited to fight you from the very beginning.

All this time, he waited for you, but he was just unable to fight you from countless delays and interruptions.

He knew you were comings back to earth, so he trained and trained to get his chance to kill you.

From games, Mass Effect 1 and 2, he was finally able to face you in the end of 3.

Even if he lost, he would at least know that you were his final opponent.

I'm at work on the road, so no AFD shenanigans for me today, so I'll enlighten with a tale from years past:

I was about 13 at the time, a mischievous age, back when my parents were still together. I woke up at 2am, snuck downstairs as quietly as possible and switched the salt and the sugar. An old joke, no? Well, I went back upstairs and got back in bed, trying hard to not giggle at my 13 year old brilliance. At about 9am, my parents started getting my sister up, as we were about to head to church at 10. It was a Sunday. My sister goes downstairs and gets out a big bowl of wheat Chex-which she used to love. The last bowl of Chex in the house, I might add. As a 10 year old child, she LOVED tons of sugar on her Chex. I'm still in my room, listening...waiting...then the screaming and crying starts. I hear BAWLING from the kitchen, followed by "MATT! Go yell at your son! He switched the salt and the sugar. Now Kelly has nothing to eat before church (she was a picky eater)!" My dad starts walking up the stairs, slowly. I'm sitting there, waiting for my end to come. The door slowly opens..."Brian, did you switch the salt and sugar?" Head nod. My dad bursts out laughing. "That was freaking hilarious, but don't do it again. I can't handle the headache."
I don't think I've ever seen my sister eat Chex again-she's 23 now.

New girlfriend told me she was pregnant, turned around and walked out of her apartment. Guess the jokes on her

Razer did a pretty funny one.

http://www.razerzone.com/snakeeyes

razerzone wrote:Wearing SnakeEyes may lead to high lady aggro due to dramatically increased fashionable style. Note: Lady aggro has been known to lead to tearin what you wearing and going too far.
SnakeEyes has been known to cause retinal image burn. Avoid staring at objects for longer than 5 seconds.
Do not stare into the Sun while wearing SnakeEyes as this may cause temporary blindness and/or future sight. If future sight does occur, please use your new powers for good.
Edibility rating is subjective and open to interpretation.
Please note that family pets are not food. This is a known bug and Capt. Scruffels will be removed from the NCS recipe list in the next update

This.
http://www.npr.org/2012/04/01/149804404/n-y-preschool-starts-dna-testing-for-admission?ps=cprs