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The Great State of Texas

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Pilot turns back after snake pops out of dashboard
Thursday - 4/5/2012, 2:41am ET
By ROD McGUIRK
Associated Press

CANBERRA, Australia (AP) - An Australian pilot said he was forced to make a harrowing landing reminiscent of a Hollywood thriller after a snake popped out from behind his dashboard and slithered across his leg during a solo cargo flight.

Braden Blennerhassett _ unsure whether the snake was venomous _ said Thursday that his heart raced as he tried to keep his hands still while maneuvering the plane back to the northern city of Darwin. The snake popped its head out from behind the instrument panel several times, Blennerhassett said, and then the ordeal worsened when the animal crawled across his leg during the approach to the airport.

"I've seen it on a movie once, but never in an airplane," Blennerhassett told Australian Broadcasting Corp., referring to the 2006 movie "Snakes on a Plane," in which deadly snakes are deliberately released in an airliner as part of a murder plot.

The 26-year-old Air Frontier pilot was alone in a twin-engine Beechcraft Baron G58 and had just left Darwin airport on a cargo run to a remote Outback Aboriginal settlement when he saw the snake on Tuesday.

Air Frontier director Geoff Hunt described Blennerhassett as a "cool character" who radioed air traffic control to report: "I'm going to have to return to Darwin. I've got a snake on board the plane."

But Blennerhassett admits he was shaken, telling Nine Network television that his blood pressure and hear rate were "a bit elevated."

"You're trying to be as still as you possibly can and when you've got your hands on the power levers," he told ABC. "You're kind of worried about the snake taking that as a threat and biting you."

"As the plane was landing, the snake was crawling down my leg, which was frightening," he told Nine.

Once the plane had landed, a firefighter spotted the snake but authorities were not immediately able to catch it, Air Frontier official Michael Ellen said. A trap baited with a mouse failed to catch the snake by Thursday, and the plane remained grounded.

Wildlife ranger Sally Heaton said the snake was suspected to be a golden tree snake, a non-venomous species that can grow up to 1.5 meters (5 feet).

Blennerhassett was back in the air Thursday and could not be immediately contacted for comment.

Hunt said he was not aware of a snake being found in a plane before in Australia, but that he had heard of a young chicken being found alive under the floor of a plane and of an escaped juvenile crocodile crawling under a pilot's rudder pedal.


(Copyright 2012 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.)

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USA

"I'm going to have to return to Darwin. I've got a snake on board the plane."


That must have been a priceless moment for air traffic control XD

   
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Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

Being Australia I am suprised the air traffic controller didnt reply: 'only one, and no spiders?'

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Orlanth wrote:Being Australia I am suprised the air traffic controller didnt reply: 'only one, and no spiders?'


Wait Australia has an air traffic control? I thought it was a just a line of emptied Fosters beer cans in the middle of a desert. I know they had a major airport, but its cool refreshing confines were taken over by killer drop bears, who now use it as a primary nesting ground. Even space Nazis from the moon won't go there.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

Thats what they tell US tourists so they go no further than Sydney.

Nice to see its still working. Best for all concerned really.

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Frazzled wrote:
Orlanth wrote:Being Australia I am suprised the air traffic controller didnt reply: 'only one, and no spiders?'


Wait Australia has an air traffic control? I thought it was a just a line of emptied Fosters beer cans in the middle of a desert. I know they had a major airport, but its cool refreshing confines were taken over by killer drop bears, who now use it as a primary nesting ground. Even space Nazis from the moon won't go there.

Frazzled is off his meds again. Someone hold him down while i sedate him.
Also im surprised this isnt more common in austrailia.

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It's amazing what foriegners think of our wildlife. I have seen the Singaporean army try to be tactical in the bush for a week. They go no further than 10 metres from the road, set up huge lights with generators, a massive fire to keep away nasties and they all carry torches...everywhere. They were absolutely terrified of the outback.

Then you have US marines... haha ohh man.
   
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he freaked cause it looked like this




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Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

What is happening there?

n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.

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DIDM wrote:he freaked cause it looked like this




THIS IS WHY WE HATE AUSTRALIA.

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Gathering the Informations.

Orlanth wrote:What is happening there?

Ticks all over a snake.
   
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USA

Those are ticks @_@

   
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Canada

LordofHats wrote:Those are ticks @_@

Yup. They're that big because they're fat with blood.

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USA

That looks... unpleasant...

I foresee a sequel.

Ticks on Snakes on a Plane

My gawd.

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The Great State of Texas

LordofHats wrote:That looks... unpleasant...

I foresee a sequel.

Ticks on Snakes on a Plane

My gawd.

This is the first time I've ever felt sorry for a snake. Jeez even the ticks are killer monsters in Australia.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Yes, but Australian ticks don't have lyme disease; oh wait, oh god!

anyway, back off-topic:
Speaking of Australian airports, I was reminded of this website
Don't worry American friends; you didn't make the top ten list either (yet Canada did twice?)

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