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Had to share this one with you men.. Its most lolworthy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Outrage-Egypt-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-dead-wives-hours-AFTER-death.html

Outrage as Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.
The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

Hey, if shes still warm.. You might as well say goodbye.

feth it, 6 hours is way too long, if she died in a car accident Id green stuff her head back on and Id wheel her into a movie.. maybe go for a meal afterwards.. then.. toss the coffee over her midriff and get yourself some loving before the burial?

Well that is one of the oddest laws I have ever seen.

Wait.. what, I don't even.

For husbands who can't let go?

Six hours isn't enough.

"Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said marriage remains valid even after death.
He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported."

Oh, fair enough then. So long as they're being even handed in this.

So Egypt will prosecute and jail homosexuals but will allow husbands and possibly wives to have sex with their partners dead body...
Priorities are somewhat skewed...

htj wrote:"Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said marriage remains valid even after death.
He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported."

Oh, fair enough then. So long as they're being even handed in this.

Surely its harder for women!?

Rigor Mortis?

purplefood wrote:So Egypt will prosecute and jail homosexuals but will allow husbands and possibly wives to have sex with their partners dead body...
Priorities are somewhat skewed...

Well gays aren't real people purps, so it's all good.

And that sums up the daily mail in one article . Maybe if they added that it causes cancer and that all teenagers are gang members it would sum up all tabloid papers.

MrDwhitey wrote:

purplefood wrote:So Egypt will prosecute and jail homosexuals but will allow husbands and possibly wives to have sex with their partners dead body...
Priorities are somewhat skewed...

Well gays aren't real people purps, so it's all good.

mattyrm wrote:

htj wrote:"Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said marriage remains valid even after death.
He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported."

Oh, fair enough then. So long as they're being even handed in this.

Surely its harder for women!?

Rigor Mortis?

Pun intended?

Wait, what? Why isn't there an Orkmoticon for vomiting? Oh well. That's one more on the loooooooooooong list of why I will never travel outside the United States.

Ha! I have a hate hate relationship with the Daily Hate Mail, but that story is awesome....

Although I haven't even flicked past the front page of that hateful rag for around a year. Lately they have been slamming Internet pornography, claiming that it's skewing the minds of our young and impressionable children....

Then they run a story on Egypt, who are possibly going to ok a law legalising necrophilia.... Brilliant...

Barack Obama wrote:place in the Middle East and North Africa. Square by square; town by town; country by country; the people have risen up to demand their basic human rights

You said it Barry.

warpcrafter wrote:Wait, what? Why isn't there an Orkmoticon for vomiting? Oh well. That's one more on the loooooooooooong list of why I will never travel outside the United States.

Well unless you besmirch the greatness of Hockey, Canada is probably the most polite place on earth. Good place to visit.

Stay out of the parts that speak French though...not so polite.

Frazzled wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:Wait, what? Why isn't there an Orkmoticon for vomiting? Oh well. That's one more on the loooooooooooong list of why I will never travel outside the United States.

Well unless you besmirch the greatness of Hockey, Canada is probably the most polite place on earth. Good place to visit.

And Britain is fething awesome.. Its your loss my stereotypically American chum.

If you never leave the US you can never enjoy the strange and wonderful world of international prostitution.

AustonT wrote:If you never leave the US you can never enjoy the strange and wonderful world of international prostitution.

That too, heartily recommended.

mattyrm wrote:

AustonT wrote:If you never leave the US you can never enjoy the strange and wonderful world of international prostitution.

That too, heartily recommended.

aaaand thirded.

I really wish I had never clicked on this thread.

Well this thread has my attention.

Wow I have heard of some sick gak before, but this? Wow Egypt.

Frazzled wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:Wait, what? Why isn't there an Orkmoticon for vomiting? Oh well. That's one more on the loooooooooooong list of why I will never travel outside the United States.

Well unless you besmirch the greatness of Hockey, Canada is probably the most polite place on earth. Good place to visit.

Hockey is for inbreds.

AustonT wrote:Stay out of the parts that speak French though...not so polite.

Half my family tree comes from Quebec, I'll have you know. Of course, they left it so they could make money smuggling cigarettes and later liquor, so there you go.

mattyrm wrote:

Frazzled wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:Wait, what? Why isn't there an Orkmoticon for vomiting? Oh well. That's one more on the loooooooooooong list of why I will never travel outside the United States.

Well unless you besmirch the greatness of Hockey, Canada is probably the most polite place on earth. Good place to visit.

And Britain is fething awesome.. Its your loss my stereotypically American chum.

I have been exposed sufficiently to the mind-destroying horror that is British "Cuisine" (/Shudder...) to never want to set foot in the abysmal lair of the Queen mum.

AustonT wrote:If you never leave the US you can never enjoy the strange and wonderful world of international prostitution.

Yeah, catching a disease that has yet to be cataloged really appeals to me.

Some of the comments on that linked page are talking like this is fake too. Who knows...

MrDwhitey wrote:

purplefood wrote:So Egypt will prosecute and jail homosexuals but will allow husbands and possibly wives to have sex with their partners dead body...
Priorities are somewhat skewed...

Well gays aren't real people purps, so it's all good.

True, but then again neither are muslims.

Jokes aside, this law is disturbing in so many ways...

warpcrafter wrote:

AustonT wrote:If you never leave the US you can never enjoy the strange and wonderful world of international prostitution.

Yeah, catching a disease that has yet to be cataloged really appeals to me.

That's why you wear a rubber...Christ it's like you've never fethed a woman you barely know before.
Plus if you don't like the service you can refuse to pay her more than $30 or throw her out of a moving car.

AustonT wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:

AustonT wrote:If you never leave the US you can never enjoy the strange and wonderful world of international prostitution.

Yeah, catching a disease that has yet to be cataloged really appeals to me.

That's why you wear a rubber...Christ it's like you've never fethed a woman you barely know before.
Plus if you don't like the service you can refuse to pay her more than $30 or throw her out of a moving car.

If you're in SE Asia make sure it's actually a woman first and don't solicit prostitutes when exceptionally drunk.

Amaya wrote:

AustonT wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:

AustonT wrote:If you never leave the US you can never enjoy the strange and wonderful world of international prostitution.

Yeah, catching a disease that has yet to be cataloged really appeals to me.

That's why you wear a rubber...Christ it's like you've never fethed a woman you barely know before.
Plus if you don't like the service you can refuse to pay her more than $30 or throw her out of a moving car.

If you're in SE Asia make sure it's actually a woman first and don't solicit prostitutes when exceptionally drunk.

that's easy, if its the most beautiful women you've ever seen, its not.

Flesh may be cold but the love is always warm! That is my motto