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The wind swept peaks

I'll just leave this here:
http://now.msn.com/now/0428-bmw-lasting-erection.aspx


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Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

To quote the article:

Whaaat?

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
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On an Express Elevator to Hell!!

Well.. they are pretty nice looking motorbikes!

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Soon, the porn industry will suffer the same fate
   
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He sat on the motorcycle for four hours? I would call that excessive, probably has nothing to do with BMW.


If only ZUN!bar were here... 
   
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I plan on getting a motorcycle this summer and if so, I'm going to have to take it on a 4 hour drive from home to campus at least twice.

I hope it doesn't destroy my man parts.

Read my story at:

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356



 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Just spooge into a mason jar, seal it, and stick it in your freezer. Then you can damage your manly bits all you want.
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

KingCracker wrote:Just spooge into a mason jar, seal it, and stick it in your freezer. Then you can damage your manly bits all you want.


That's the second worst idea you've ever had for an ice cream topping, KC!

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kronk wrote:
KingCracker wrote:Just spooge into a mason jar, seal it, and stick it in your freezer. Then you can damage your manly bits all you want.


That's the second worst idea you've ever had for an ice cream topping, KC!




Oh god I loled...

Is it possible the guy was predisposed to the condition before even riding a motorcycle for four hours?


If only ZUN!bar were here... 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

kronk wrote:
KingCracker wrote:Just spooge into a mason jar, seal it, and stick it in your freezer. Then you can damage your manly bits all you want.

That's the second worst idea you've ever had for an ice cream topping, KC!

What?! I thought this was for Waffles!

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

kronk wrote:
KingCracker wrote:Just spooge into a mason jar, seal it, and stick it in your freezer. Then you can damage your manly bits all you want.


That's the second worst idea you've ever had for an ice cream topping, KC!



Second worst idea?! What the hell was the first? Or the 3rd for that matter



On a side note....
Spoiler:
I saw that in a porn once

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