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2012/05/10 04:07:24
Subject: Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Fixture of Dakka
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http://itsybitsysteps.com/evil-birthday-clown-will-stalk-your-child-for-a-fee/
I don't quite know what to say here. Some kids will love it, some hate it, but damn the thought behind it is either genius or sadistic. Just not sure which....
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2012/05/10 04:27:37
Subject: Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Infiltrating Hawwa'
Through the looking glass
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That's great. Truly it is. I would do it in a heart beat. Everyone loves a good scare.
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“Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I'm not living.”
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2012/05/10 04:53:05
Subject: Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Posts with Authority
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That is awesome.
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2012/05/10 04:59:24
Subject: Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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My 23 year old cousin is scared of clowns.
Im so buying this.
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2012/05/10 05:00:09
Subject: Re:Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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What happens when someone kills or injures this crazy clown?
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Read my story at:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356
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2012/05/10 05:00:47
Subject: Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Posts with Authority
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Lawsuit, cause he had a contract withya.
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2012/05/10 10:01:19
Subject: Re:Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.
I don't see this idea ending very well.
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2012/05/10 11:27:14
Subject: Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Relapse wrote:http://itsybitsysteps.com/evil-birthday-clown-will-stalk-your-child-for-a-fee/
I don't quite know what to say here. Some kids will love it, some hate it, but damn the thought behind it is either genius or sadistic. Just not sure which....
There's a period of time where all children are terribly afraid of clowns. Read IT and that never goes away.
Any clown that gets near me with a cake is going to get a full auto wiener dog right in the face. NOM!NOM!NOM! 
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2012/05/10 11:28:36
Subject: Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The wieder dog will enjoy the cake afterwards.
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2012/05/10 11:29:21
Subject: Re:Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
Perth/Glasgow
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This Is Hilarious. There is a 30 something year old guy with 2 kids @ the LGS who is SH*t scared of clowns. This could be hilarious
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2012/05/10 15:02:09
Subject: Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Heh, I whole heartedly approve of this idea.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
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2012/05/10 16:14:51
Subject: Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Imperial Agent Provocateur
Mississippi
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This sounds like something I would do to my 8 year old....and laugh about it.......alot.
The wife however.....ooooh she would jack me up side the head so many times my skull would be dimpled like a golfball.
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2012/05/10 18:45:59
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Otiose in a Niche
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Don't forget you can have a whole army of evil clowns thanks to 100 Kingdoms!
http://100k.blackorc.com/roster.php?id=6
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2012/05/10 18:50:03
Subject: Re:Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Amaya wrote:What happens when someone kills or injures this crazy clown?
It's only a matter of time....
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2012/05/13 10:16:11
Subject: Re:Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Wicked Warp Spider
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Great for scaring friends, but I think the child therapy after this will be a little less entertaining.
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Craftworld Eleuven 4500
LoneLictor on thread about an ork choking the Emperor:
 LoneLictor wrote:I like to imagine the Emperor kills so many Orks that he ends up half buried beneath a pile of corpses, with only his head sticking out. A lone grot stumbles across him, and starts choking him.
Then Horus comes across the lone grot, somehow managing to kill the Emperor, and punts it into space.
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2012/05/13 11:02:56
Subject: Re:Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Brutal Black Orc
The Empire State
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I want this for my birthday.
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2012/05/13 11:39:15
Subject: Re:Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Fixture of Dakka
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Piston Honda wrote:I want this for my birthday.
Doesn't that contradict the entire point of hiring this guy?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/05/13 11:44:35
Subject: Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Terrifying Doombull
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Any clown getting near my step daugther will get a facefull of wrath
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2012/05/13 11:49:16
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
Brisbane, Australia
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7 days of fun. 7 years of therapy.
I love it. 
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sebster wrote:
Orlanth wrote:Its a known fact that Aussies are genetically disposed towards crime, we intentionally set them up that way.
But only awesome crimes like bushranging and, if I understand the song correctly, sheep stealing and suicide.
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2012/05/13 12:21:35
Subject: Re:Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Brutal Black Orc
The Empire State
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BlapBlapBlap wrote:Piston Honda wrote:I want this for my birthday.
Doesn't that contradict the entire point of hiring this guy?
If I want to live my life like a B horror movie for 7 days let me.
Plus I plan on dragging other friends in with me. 
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2012/05/13 14:07:52
Subject: Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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Frazzled wrote:Relapse wrote:http://itsybitsysteps.com/evil-birthday-clown-will-stalk-your-child-for-a-fee/
I don't quite know what to say here. Some kids will love it, some hate it, but damn the thought behind it is either genius or sadistic. Just not sure which....
There's a period of time where all children are terribly afraid of clowns. Read IT and that never goes away.
Any clown that gets near me with a cake is going to get a full auto wiener dog right in the face. NOM!NOM!NOM!
I'm glad you chose to focus on the book-the book was terrifying, the movie...not so much. The movie was a bit of a joke-yet it's the one kids experience the most. I've never been afraid of clowns myself, but I could see doing this to some people and rolling on the floor laughing when it was all said and done. This is a genius idea. I hope Mr. Deville gets rich doing this. (I recommend only for kids 8+)
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2012/05/14 04:46:49
Subject: Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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Some stranger stalks your kids you call the cops.
Some stranger who you pay in makeup stalks your kids and you are ok with it.
There may be something wrong here
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2012/05/14 04:49:35
Subject: Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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FITZZ wrote: Heh, I whole heartedly approve of this idea.
Only because you're the guy doing it 
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2012/05/14 04:51:43
Subject: Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
Imperium - Vondolus Prime
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Johnny-Crass wrote:Some stranger stalks your kids you call the cops.
Some stranger who you pay in makeup stalks your kids and you are ok with it.
There may be something wrong here
And THAT'S why you hire ANOTHER clown to keep an eye on THIS clown, so there's no clowning around.
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2012/05/14 06:15:15
Subject: Evil birthday clown will stalk your child for a fee
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
USA
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Agree with OP. Not sure if that's utterly awesome, or extremely disturbing.
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