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2011/09/16 00:40:58
Subject: Re:The Blood Moon III Discussion Thread...
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
Chowderhead wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:we should have were-tigers!
Get out of this thread. Right now.
never. you will have to drag me out! and i WILL bite your hand off
Try me.
*tackles you. bites off a chunk of your shoulder. grabs your neck and starts choking you.*
by the way...do sharks even HAVE shoulders?
Spoiler:
also lets get back on topic,shall we?
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
... There is no way on earth I would pollute this RP with something like Were-Tigers...or Were-Panthers...or Were-Hedge Hogs....no way...no how...not to save my life would I even consider it.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
... ...Well...no one said anything about marrying Cas...
Well no... but it is politer than... "I have to have rampant sex with him when hes older until I get pregnant!"
I can only imagine Cass running around as a toddler and smacking ladies on the rumps and saying "dibs!". Imagine that, a toddler calling dibs ... I then imagine Ryan hanging off of Star and pointing a bottle of beer towards Cass and yelling "Thas my boy... or gurl... whys he has a gurls name?". Then the lady wolf on the receiving end of the rump smacking sending him to time out.
Think of it Aurelia, Erzuli can just send him to time out whenever he thinks about fulfilling any sort of prophecy. Didn't do his homework, no prophecy fulfillment; didn't do chores, no prophecy fulfillment; snuck out at night, no prophecy fulfillment.
But yes, Andy doesn't have to worry about something trying to get him pregnant so I guess Erzuli gets the upper hand in the terrible life in that department.
FITZZ wrote: ... There is no way on earth I would pollute this RP with something like Were-Tigers...or Were-Panthers...or Were-Hedge Hogs....no way...no how...not to save my life would I even consider it.
Were-hedgehogs exist, Sonic is a were-hedgehog in one of his new games.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
FITZZ wrote: ... There is no way on earth I would pollute this RP with something like Were-Tigers...or Were-Panthers...or Were-Hedge Hogs....no way...no how...not to save my life would I even consider it.
good thing it was a joke then. otherwise i feel my organs would be someones streamers right about now
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
... ...Well...no one said anything about marrying Cas...
Well no... but it is politer than... "I have to have rampant sex with him when hes older until I get pregnant!"
I can only imagine Cass running around as a toddler and smacking ladies on the rumps and saying "dibs!". Imagine that, a toddler calling dibs ... I then imagine Ryan hanging off of Star and pointing a bottle of beer towards Cass and yelling "Thas my boy... or gurl... whys he has a gurls name?". Then the lady wolf on the receiving end of the rump smacking sending him to time out.
Think of it Aurelia, Erzuli can just send him to time out whenever he thinks about fulfilling any sort of prophecy. Didn't do his homework, no prophecy fulfillment; didn't do chores, no prophecy fulfillment; snuck out at night, no prophecy fulfillment.
But yes, Andy doesn't have to worry about something trying to get him pregnant so I guess Erzuli gets the upper hand in the terrible life in that department.
...
Actually ..it could be either Erzuli or Natasha who " Bring forth the great wolf"...so I guess...in a way..Cass has " dibs" on both of them...or vice versa..
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
FITZZ wrote: ... There is no way on earth I would pollute this RP with something like Were-Tigers...or Were-Panthers...or Were-Hedge Hogs....no way...no how...not to save my life would I even consider it.
good thing it was a joke then. otherwise i feel my organs would be someones streamers right about now
... ...I've been talking about decorating for Halloween all day....gut streamers would be very cool.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
FITZZ wrote: ... There is no way on earth I would pollute this RP with something like Were-Tigers...or Were-Panthers...or Were-Hedge Hogs....no way...no how...not to save my life would I even consider it.
good thing it was a joke then. otherwise i feel my organs would be someones streamers right about now
... ...I've been talking about decorating for Halloween all day....gut streamers would be very cool.
I've already called dibs on his guts. For decoration purposes of course.
FITZZ wrote: ... There is no way on earth I would pollute this RP with something like Were-Tigers...or Were-Panthers...or Were-Hedge Hogs....no way...no how...not to save my life would I even consider it.
good thing it was a joke then. otherwise i feel my organs would be someones streamers right about now
... ...I've been talking about decorating for Halloween all day....gut streamers would be very cool.
I've already called dibs on his guts. For decoration purposes of course.
Then Dibs on the skull and the heart...for both decorative and cuilinary purposes...
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
FITZZ wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
FITZZ wrote: ... There is no way on earth I would pollute this RP with something like Were-Tigers...or Were-Panthers...or Were-Hedge Hogs....no way...no how...not to save my life would I even consider it.
good thing it was a joke then. otherwise i feel my organs would be someones streamers right about now
... ...I've been talking about decorating for Halloween all day....gut streamers would be very cool.
please dont kill me.....
all this talk of kids and ladies is quite frankly....something im not surprised at....huh.....im going to take it as a sign of my lost sanity and down it in orange juice.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
FITZZ wrote: ... There is no way on earth I would pollute this RP with something like Were-Tigers...or Were-Panthers...or Were-Hedge Hogs....no way...no how...not to save my life would I even consider it.
good thing it was a joke then. otherwise i feel my organs would be someones streamers right about now
... ...I've been talking about decorating for Halloween all day....gut streamers would be very cool.
I've already called dibs on his guts. For decoration purposes of course.
Then Dibs on the skull and the heart...for both decorative and cuilinary purposes...
Silly Fitzz, you can't eat a skull... oh wait you're going to eat the heart and use the skull for decoration. Dang it, I wanted to use it for a pencil holder. I guess that I can just use his femurs as stilts...
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
will you please stop talking about using my organs as everyday utilities!?!? if your going to use them at least use them for something more original!
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
FITZZ wrote: ... There is no way on earth I would pollute this RP with something like Were-Tigers...or Were-Panthers...or Were-Hedge Hogs....no way...no how...not to save my life would I even consider it.
good thing it was a joke then. otherwise i feel my organs would be someones streamers right about now
... ...I've been talking about decorating for Halloween all day....gut streamers would be very cool.
I've already called dibs on his guts. For decoration purposes of course.
Then Dibs on the skull and the heart...for both decorative and cuilinary purposes...
Silly Fitzz, you can't eat a skull... oh wait you're going to eat the heart and use the skull for decoration. Dang it, I wanted to use it for a pencil holder. I guess that I can just use his femurs as stilts...
...And the rib cage as a tie rack.. ...From the Ed Gein beautiful Homes Idea book..
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
gosh dangit i said stop! if this keeps up ill die from LAUGHTER
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
lord commissar klimino wrote: gosh dangit i said stop! if this keeps up ill die from LAUGHTER
...Which would only put Nachos and I closer to having our decorations...
And stilts/dinner/lunch/decorations. Not for breakfast though, people are not breakfast foods as noted in the previous RPs where no werewolf or vampire has dines on a human for breakfast. Imagine an IHOP, International House of People. Instead of a pancake that has a smiley face made out of chocolate chips and whipped cream, its an actual smiley face. The snack that smiles back, humanii!
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
FITZZ wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote: gosh dangit i said stop! if this keeps up ill die from LAUGHTER
...Which would only put Nachos and I closer to having our decorations...
id die before i let you have em! err...wait.....thats the point....... id burn myself alive before i let you have them!
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
halonachos wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote: gosh dangit i said stop! if this keeps up ill die from LAUGHTER
...Which would only put Nachos and I closer to having our decorations...
id die before i let you have em! err...wait.....thats the point....... id burn myself alive before i let you have them!
Ashes can be made into paint, in which case you can still be a decoration.
no! my logic! dont question eet! its fool proof! fire is foolproof!
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
halonachos wrote:A wee bit more relevant.
and thats how the town became desserted.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
FITZZ wrote: Anyway...I'm going to attempt to compile everything this weekend...so...anyone who's working on ideas...try to have some final drafts by then...
My first idea has yet to be complete as I'm not sure how the stats work so I cant give the class stat modifiers...I was hoping Mordo would work his magic but he hasn't contacted me back...
My second idea I'm pretty happy with but I'm still not sure if it will fit in right with everything or not...
halonachos wrote:And stilts/dinner/lunch/decorations. Not for breakfast though, people are not breakfast foods as noted in the previous RPs where no werewolf or vampire has dines on a human for breakfast.
Objection!
Ryan and Star ate that one business guy for breakfast...that was funny too...
And leave it to Nachos rob poor little Cass of his innocence before we even start this RP...
BTW...dunno if you realized this or not Nachos but Star's dead...yeah...sorry...
WARORK93 wrote:Ryan and Star ate that one business guy for breakfast...that was funny too...
That was brunch, not a proper breakfast.
WARORK93 wrote:
And leave it to Nachos rob poor little Cass of his innocence before we even start this RP...
BTW...dunno if you realized this or not Nachos but Star's dead...yeah...sorry...
Star may be dead, but Ryan is a necrophiliac. Either that or I meant he was hanging off of Holly, but I will leave it up to the individual to decide what they want werewolves in pink speedos doing the macarena to imagine.
Think of it Aurelia, Erzuli can just send him to time out whenever he thinks about fulfilling any sort of prophecy. Didn't do his homework, no prophecy fulfillment; didn't do chores, no prophecy fulfillment; snuck out at night, no prophecy fulfillment.
But yes, Andy doesn't have to worry about something trying to get him pregnant so I guess Erzuli gets the upper hand in the terrible life in that department.
Hmmm, take the mantle of teacher and with Ryan's fatherly input involved Cass will have so many 'no prophecy fulfilments' racked up by the time he hits 'manhood' Erzuli can just shove him at Natasha!
Currently playing Dark Eldar... the Cult of the Blackened Dagger/Kabal of the Blood-Red Sun
Think of it Aurelia, Erzuli can just send him to time out whenever he thinks about fulfilling any sort of prophecy. Didn't do his homework, no prophecy fulfillment; didn't do chores, no prophecy fulfillment; snuck out at night, no prophecy fulfillment.
But yes, Andy doesn't have to worry about something trying to get him pregnant so I guess Erzuli gets the upper hand in the terrible life in that department.
Hmmm, take the mantle of teacher and with Ryan's fatherly input involved Cass will have so many 'no prophecy fulfilments' racked up by the time he hits 'manhood' Erzuli can just shove him at Natasha!
And I'm sure Natasha would be more than happy to, in fact it could be like when a kid asks one parent for something and is told to ask the other.
Cass: Erzuli, can I fulfill the prophecy?
Erzuli: Ask Natasha.
Cass: But that's what you said last week, and I don't like cheese whiz.
Erzuli: What does liking cheese whiz have to do with... oh, oh! That's disgusting!
Crap, now I can't eat cheese whiz for awhile.
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2011/09/16 16:11:45
Subject: Re:The Blood Moon III Discussion Thread...
FITZZ wrote: Anyway...I'm going to attempt to compile everything this weekend...so...anyone who's working on ideas...try to have some final drafts by then...
I'll get it up tommorow. Still have to write the ressistance part and clean the other texts up.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.