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2012/05/17 16:35:51
Subject: What Two Dakkas would make for a good game in a Turnie?
***Everyone stands to look into the Arena Below***
....."Ding, Ding!".....
KingCracker .V. Mannahnin
**** The Crowd Cheers!!!****
Flowers, rose peddles,.... and Dice? "Outch" are thrown to carpet the ground below.
They both have good ideas, tactics... and by Odins beard,
they are STEEDFAST in their Beliefs!!
The only way to get these two guys to back off,
is to build a wall between them with Vindicare assassins on both sides,.... and with mindfields on both sides,.....
and an Emperor Titan standing on top of the wall(Hey its a big wall)!
But come to think of it,... i dont think that'll work eather!
Man! that should be Podcast all over the world!
What two do you think would be a great Pair? and Why?
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Waaaaaaaaaaaagh! Pass me my Grog!.
2012/05/17 16:40:28
Subject: Re:What Two Dakkas would make for a good game in a Turnie?
I think it's supposed to be which two Dakkanauts you would pair up for a deathmatch... It's pointless really... We all know Matty would kill everyone on the site with a piece of cheese wire and a recording of an owl regurgitating the US tax code...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2012/05/17 17:02:35
Subject: What Two Dakkas would make for a good game in a Turnie?
I think you mean Dakkanauts. A Dakkanaught is a Dakkanaut who has been flamed and trolled so many times that he should be totally disgusted and just leave the site. And yet his unwavering dedication to the SRS BSNS of internet debate (as well as giant robotic sarcophagus) gives him the strength to somehow carry on. Also, don't confuse them with Flamers of OT (didn't you know Tzeentch was the god of the OT? I bet you thought it was Nurgle); the Flamers of OT are Dakkanauts possessed by the daemonic urge to deceive others, weaving their ceaseless variations of bs into supposedly sound arguments.
I think you mean Dakkanauts. A Dakkanaught is a Dakkanaut who has been flamed and trolled so many times that he should be totally disgusted and just leave the site. And yet his unwavering dedication to the SRS BSNS of internet debate (as well as giant robotic sarcophagus) gives him the strength to somehow carry on. Also, don't confuse them with Flamers of OT (didn't you know Tzeentch was the god of the OT? I bet you thought it was Nurgle); the Flamers of OT are Dakkanauts possessed by the daemonic urge to deceive others, weaving their ceaseless variations of bs into supposedly sound arguments.
Good point...
I'll change it then
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2012/05/17 17:12:26
Subject: What Two Dakkas would make for a good game in a Turnie?
purplefood wrote:I think it's supposed to be which two Dakkanauts you would pair up for a deathmatch...
It's pointless really...
We all know Matty would kill everyone on the site with a piece of cheese wire and a recording of an owl regurgitating the US tax code...
Thats why you don't pair Matty up with anyone, or when Britain is involved in a war requiring Matty's very special set of skills. its all about proper scheduling.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/05/17 17:14:25
Subject: What Two Dakkas would make for a good game in a Turnie?
biccat wrote:I believe the proper term is "Dakkites."
We changed to Dakkanauts a while ago...
I'd have gone with Morgan Freeman but i couldn't find it...
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Frazzled wrote:
purplefood wrote:I think it's supposed to be which two Dakkanauts you would pair up for a deathmatch...
It's pointless really...
We all know Matty would kill everyone on the site with a piece of cheese wire and a recording of an owl regurgitating the US tax code...
Thats why you don't pair Matty up with anyone, or when Britain is involved in a war requiring Matty's very special set of skills. its all about proper scheduling.
Matty doesn't care who is paired up with who...
He was involved in a top secret project where they genetically altered his DNA with that of a Great White shark...
Now as soon as he smells blood his eyes go black and he goes into a rage where he kills everyone around him...
The project was a success...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2012/05/17 17:28:20
Subject: What Two Dakkas would make for a good game in a Turnie?
Son, if you want to keep posting here..... stay off the drugs.
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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
2012/05/17 17:43:33
Subject: What Two Dakkas would make for a good game in a Turnie?
Dakka is a great ship of wargaming community and those who voyage upon her through the perilous seas of this evolving hobby-culture are indeed her brave crew, the Dakkanauts.
Manchu wrote:Dakka is a great ship of wargaming community and those who voyage upon her through the perilous seas of this evolving hobby-culture are indeed her brave crew, the Dakkanauts.
To boldly go where no gamer has gone before?
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/05/17 19:29:11
Subject: What Two Dakkas would make for a good game in a Turnie?
Manchu wrote:To the undiscovered country, my dear Frazzled!
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/05/17 19:36:44
Subject: What Two Dakkas would make for a good game in a Turnie?
I could take any of you on in a fight. I have all sorts of crazy diseases I could give you with just one bite and then the odds would be tipped in my favor.
2012/05/17 19:45:35
Subject: What Two Dakkas would make for a good game in a Turnie?
LoneLictor wrote:I could take any of you on in a fight. I have all sorts of crazy diseases I could give you with just one bite and then the odds would be tipped in my favor.
Steps quietly and slowly away from Lonelictor.
You...win...just stay...over...there...
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/05/17 19:47:53
Subject: What Two Dakkas would make for a good game in a Turnie?
biccat wrote:I believe the proper term is "Dakkites."
This.
I'm no sailor. Dakkite for life.
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You know you're really doing something when you can make strangers hate you over the Internet. - Mauleed
Just remember folks. Panic. Panic all the time. It's the only way to survive, other than just being mindful, of course-but geez, that's so friggin' boring. - Aegis Grimm
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2012/05/17 19:51:02
Subject: Re:What Two Dakkas would make for a good game in a Turnie?
Chowderhead wrote:On topic, we have a few choices.
Biccat Vs. Dogma seems like a fun one. Winner gets to fight Shuma.
Frazzled Vs. Matty would be a bloodbath.
Chowderhead Vs. Corpsesarefun is fairly obvious.
Vitruvian Vs. Purplefood would be a straight up midget fight.
For Tagteam, we have MGS and MDS vs. Gitsplitta and Gutsplitta in the battle of the similar names.
The posters in the YKTSFW... thread would have a deathmatch (BlapBlapBlap, Coolyo, Brock, etc. etc.)
The Moderators are given swords and are told to kill the unarmed banned users.
And for the final spectacular, Kanluwen Vs. Melissia. We all know we'd like to see that.
The wiener dog's have yodelled and declared Chowderhead the winner by TKO of this thread.
Wait why do I have to go up against the British Buzzsaw?
Oh I know I'll stuff him with queso and convert him to our cause. Together* we can rule the galaxy.
*By together I mean he goes berserk and I go get the snack foods.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/05/17 20:31:39
Subject: What Two Dakkas would make for a good game in a Turnie?
LoneLictor wrote:I could take any of you on in a fight. I have all sorts of crazy diseases I could give you with just one bite and then the odds would be tipped in my favor.
2012/05/17 20:33:32
Subject: Re:What Two Dakkas would make for a good game in a Turnie?
I found these Two Great Minds,.... 
