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This is for all the Neglected Grot Heros out there! Thanks Clanz Projekt for making them a codex!
In Rebel Grot Society there are few leaders who have risen to the top and stayed there for more than a week, Blitzbad is one of these Grots. Blitzbad started out when his Ork Mek master Krunk, decided Blitzbad needed to test his new “Nuklea Booma”. When Blitzbad refused, Krunk attempted to throw him into a squig pit; Blitz simply grabbed a pointy stick and killed all the squigs with 2 things almost no grots achieve, finesse and grace. He crawled out of the pit, killed Krunk, and took off in Krunk’s ship. When Blitz arrived at the Rebel Grot planet, he gathered a huge armada of ships and crewmembers to fight for his cause.
Blitzbad bad owns many, many, many ships, but the Teefkicka 9000 is by far his favorite. He sailed almost every planet that the Revulushun has taken him. It is bristling with many different kinds of weaponry and bursting with explosives in case it falls “into da wrong ‘andz”.
He also owns a very special piece of weaponry known as “Da Punisha” which is capable of firing canisters of accelerated particles that could rip apart time and space as we know it! But for now it just makes big Boom Boom.
One of his most famous battles is the Raid on Macragge. He brought down thousands of Roks filled with Galleons, Raidas, Cuttas and every Revulushunary vehicle he could muster. While Junkz and Big Luggas opened fire from behind millions of Grots poured in on Cuttas and Clippas.
The Raid was quickly defeated though, halted by a final battle between Blitzbad and Marneus Calgar that ended in the near death of Blitzbad if his Raidas had not intervened. But the raid could not be stopped before the Grots could grab the sacred Runeblade, one of the holiest relics of the Imperial Empire. When the Grots got back, they sharpened it down into a perfect Cutlaz; Blitzbad swore that he would cut Calgar down.



WS BS S T W I A Ld Ar
4 4 4 3 4 5 2 7 3+/+6

Wargear: Growla, Lukky Snot, Scrippla, Guard Squig
Da Cutlaz of da Starz: Da Cutlaz adds 3+ to the Blitzbad’s Strength and 2+ to his Toughness. The Cutlaz is also treated as a power weapon. Once per turn, the Blitzbad may exchange all of his Attacks for one “Ultra-Fancyness Deff Blow” Attack. Choose one target in base contact with Blitzbad, the target must take a WS test, if the target fails the test, it is removed as a casualty.
Da Punisha:
Name S AP Special rules_____________________________________
Da Punisha 6 3 Pistol, Rending, Small Blast, Punishin’ Blast
Punishin’ Blast: All models hit by this weapon are at a -1 armor save modifier until the beginning of the next turn.
Da Shiny Armor o’ Shinyness: Da Shiny Armor o’ Shinyness confers a 3+ Armor Save.
Pirate King: All friendly models within 6” of Blitzbad may re-roll failed Leadership tests. It also confers a 6+ Invulnerable Save. Additionally, any unit Blitzbad is in may remove 1 model and re-roll a failed leadership test.
Totally Bonkers: Blitzbad is totally bonkers and suffers from Frenzy.
Teefkicka 9000:
Armor
Name F S R Special Rules
Teefkicka 9000 13 12 11 Fast, Tank, Open Topped

Kannons: Range Str AP Notes
24” 8 2 Heavy 3, Side-Mounted
Side Mounted:
Batteries are mounted on the sides. A Galleon with a Cannon Battery is assumed to have Cannons sufficient to fire out of both sides of the Galleon (however it can only fire out of one side at once). A Galleon must have its side facing a target it intends to hit, and can fire within a 45° angle of the centre of its side armor.

Tri-KillaMajig: Range Str AP Notes
24” 5 5 Triple Shot, Asault 4,
Triple Shot: The Tri-KillaMajig may be fired 3 times per turn.
Most rules are from the Klanz Projekt: Codex Rebel Grotz Check It Out!
Krunk it Up!

Yarr! An ork pirate's lief is da lief fer meh!

How many points is this, because my God is it stupidly strong.

Im with moom.
Seems like you made him into ghaz on steroids with a wagon on penzoil!

Orkboy1 wrote:
Totally Bonkers: Blitzbad is totally bonkers and suffers from Frenzy.

What edition are you playing with here? Frenzy hasn't existed since 2nd edition, which was before you were born.

Fine, here ya go mateys
WS BS S T W I A Ld Ar
4 4 4 3 4 5 2 7 3+/+6

Wargear: Growla, Lukky Snot, Scrippla, Guard Squig
Da Cutlaz of da Starz: Da Cutlaz adds 3+ to the Blitzbad’s Strength and 2+ to his Toughness. The Cutlaz is also treated as a power weapon. Once per turn, the Blitzbad may exchange all of his Attacks for one “Ultra-Fancyness Deff Blow” Attack. Choose one target in base contact with Blitzbad, the target must take a WS test, if the target fails the test, it is removed as a casualty.
Da Punisha:
Name S AP Special rules_____________________________________
Da Punisha 6 3 Pistol, Rending, Small Blast, Punishin’ Blast
Punishin’ Blast: All models hit by this weapon are at a -1 armor save modifier until the beginning of the next turn.
Da Shiny Armor o’ Shinyness: Da Shiny Armor o’ Shinyness confers a 3+ Armor Save.
Pirate King: All friendly models within 6” of Blitzbad may re-roll failed Leadership tests. It also confers him a 6+ Invulnerable Save. Additionally, any unit Blitzbad is in may remove 1 model and re-roll a failed leadership test.
Totally Bonkers: Blitzbad is totally bonkers, for every turn he is alive, Roll a D6, 4-6 nothing happens, on 1-3 he inflicts D3 Wounds on the unit he is in, if he is not in a unit, he inflicts one wound on himself.
Teefkicka 9000:
Armor
Name F S R Special Rules
Teefkicka 9000 13 12 11 Fast, Tank, Open Topped

Kannons: Range Str AP Notes
24” 8 2 Heavy 3, Side-Mounted
Side Mounted:
Batteries are mounted on the sides. A Galleon with a Cannon Battery is assumed to have Cannons sufficient to fire out of both sides of the Galleon (however it can only fire out of one side at once). A Galleon must have its side facing a target it intends to hit, and can fire within a 45° angle of the centre of its side armor.

Tri-KillaMajig: Range Str AP Notes
24” 4 5 Triple Shot, Asault 3,
Triple Shot: The Tri-KillaMajig may be fired 3 times per turn.
Most rules are from the Klanz Projekt: Codex Rebel Grotz Check It Out!
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of Squig Beer!

You just made a grot mephiston! The idea sounds incredible but its slowed fluffwise

Remove tri-killaMajig, and just turn the kannons into a singular blast weapon with boomgun stats. the blast represents having so many kannons shooting at once.

Shiny armour is a wee bit too shiny. Make it a 4++ save and nothing else. Invuls are more shiny anyways.

Drop Da Punisha, or turn it into something simple, like a plasma pistol or a KMB with pistol range and rules.

Just +1 to toughness for the Cutlaz. DE and vanilla Eldar make by with 3 toughness, so you can too. Also, put in negitive effects for failing the Ultra-Fancyness deff blow so that on lower roles he hurts himself, or even falls on his sword (literally).

Initiative 7 is insane. Grots are quicker then orks, but not as fast as Phoenix Lords. Put it at 4, or MAYBE 5.

Why is he base strength 4? Stronger then an ork? Start him at grot strength, but the Cutlaz pulls him to 5 (that's warboss strength, more than enough).

And please, please PLEASE get a better sig. It's annoying and obnoxious. I don't want to offend you, but it is a real eyesore. Just put a quote of someone you like, or your armies and W/L/D record or something.

Lootaboy, sorry for the sig, my bro got on my account when I was doing something so I will change it, as for blitzbad's rules, the updates will come tomorrow so have some patience.

Anyone still here?

Why would anyone still care? Everyone told you why each thing was a bad idea, and you changed nothing about it.

Sorry! I have been REALLY busy lately. I will post the new rules within a week.

I'd just leave it. I don't think many people are really on the edges of their seats or anything.. Start a new project, and do some research before hand.

K.