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Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
Corpses is correct, the only way one can ascend to bearhood, is to grow the mythical full body beard. Thats right, every bear in existence was a human once. Those lucky souls!
Auston - Im going to guess its a gag, but Im The Beard, therefore its totally legit
KingCracker wrote:Corpses is correct, the only way one can ascend to bearhood, is to grow the mythical full body beard. Thats right, every bear in existence was a human once. Those lucky souls!
Auston - Im going to guess its a gag, but Im The Beard, therefore its totally legit
A full body beard is achieved once you reach the point where the facial hair is so long, it is no longer distinguishable from the pubic hair.
IIRC the reason why many special forces groups (SAS, Delta, SEALs, etc.) have beards. Is because it is seen as a sign of manhood, and strength in Afghanistan. Don't quote me on that.
Also because when only a select few men who are already considered dominant (Special Forces, etc.) the option to grow a beard becomes a sort of badge to reinforce that dominance.
So ZZ Top would be the most effective soldier ever?
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Squidmanlolz wrote:Also because when only a select few men who are already considered dominant (Special Forces, etc.) the option to grow a beard becomes a sort of badge to reinforce that dominance.
....but usually because when in a desert, it's best to drink water and not shave with it.
I just think this is another example that KC is no longer in control of his own beard. KC actually asleep right now and the fething beard is pumping it's own ego up by posting this nonsense. Do not be fooled.
By Jebuses holy sideburns begone beard demon!
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Melissia wrote:So ZZ Top would be the most effective soldier ever?
Katie Holmes is almost as good.
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By Jebuses holy sideburns begone beard demon! 