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Dakka Veteran






United Kingdom

Hi Dakka,

I was just bouncing around the internet and thought I'd share this:

http://io9.com/5918453/cooked-squid-inseminates-womans-tongue-cheek-and-gums?popular=true

That's what you get for eating squid bits

   
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Ye gods think of it...... The potential for half human half squid mutants.

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Should have seen this coming.




I for one welcome our new Squidman overlords.

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

Isn't international squid appreciation day just around the corner?

   
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Elephant Graveyard

WarOne wrote:Isn't international squid appreciation day just around the corner?

Every day is international squid appreciation day.

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"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. 
   
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purplefood wrote:Best comment ever: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. So call me, maybe?"


That's not an exaggeration.

Quite literally, I think that is the greatest thing ever posted on the internet.

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Is this where those horrifying japanese cartoons came from?

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purplefood wrote:Best comment ever: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. So call me, maybe?"


aaaaand now my office thinks i'm insane for randomly busting out laughing...
   
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Praise Cthulu!! The days of human power are over. Lock up your fertile women-the squid are coming () for them.

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Monster Rain wrote:
purplefood wrote:Best comment ever: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. So call me, maybe?"


That's not an exaggeration.

Quite literally, I think that is the greatest thing ever posted on the internet.


Time to shut down the internet, perhaps. It's all downhill from here.

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I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going to lead...
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut




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Valkyrie wrote:I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going to lead...


Your avatar makes this all the more disturbing...
   
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Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:Should have seen this coming.




I for one welcome our new Squidman overlords.


A new challenger appears.

   
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n0t_u wrote:
Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:Should have seen this coming.




I for one welcome our new Squidman overlords.


A new challenger appears.




Don't forget your old pal Zoidberg.


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Guys, we already have a Prometheus thread.

   
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Is this some viral marketing for that Prometheus movie?

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Love the Inquisitor pic above. I think I should try it for my INQ28 warband.

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Montreal

n0t_u wrote:
Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:Should have seen this coming.




I for one welcome our new Squidman overlords.


A new challenger appears.


Isn't Nyarlathotep like a courrier boy for Cthulu?

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For a few of them I think. Sort of like an attendant while he sleeps in a way, sometimes pretending to be one of the others to cults. But also their messenger.

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It's surprising how much sense it makes though. Almost scary in a way.


   
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Burtucky, Michigan

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I do believe this is a common myth that pops up time and again.

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skulking around the internet

I too welcome our Squishy overlords. I am truly humbolt by their presence.

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Richmond, VA

You know I came into this thread prepared to say "japan did what?" and I wasn't far off the mark.


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Burtucky, Michigan

You can pretty much guarantee, if its something weird and strange, Japan is at the bottom of it
   
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Bradley Beach, NJ

Why was I not informed sooner?
Suddenly, Squidman's origin story come to light!

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http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Congrats on figuring out that you were really a squid all this time
   
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Bradley Beach, NJ

Also, I first thought that since Squid was capitalized, the topic was referring to me personally... What a weird way to divulge the results of a pregnancy/paternity test...

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Burtucky, Michigan

That would certainly make or break your relationship
   
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You can hear the excited cheers from men all over Japan from here in Colorado.

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