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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 09:18:37
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Dakka Veteran
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Hi Dakka,
I was just bouncing around the internet and thought I'd share this:
http://io9.com/5918453/cooked-squid-inseminates-womans-tongue-cheek-and-gums?popular=true
That's what you get for eating squid bits
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 09:21:28
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Best comment ever: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. So call me, maybe?"
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"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
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"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 10:36:24
Subject: Re:Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Ye gods think of it...... The potential for half human half squid mutants.
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 11:15:52
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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[DCM]
Coastal Bliss in the Shadow of Sizewell
Suffolk, where the Aliens roam.
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Should have seen this coming. I for one welcome our new Squidman overlords.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/06/15 11:16:25
"That's not an Ork, its a girl.." - Last words of High General Daran Ul'tharem, battle of Ursha VII.
Two White Horses (Ipswich Town and Denver Broncos Supporter)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 11:23:02
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Isn't international squid appreciation day just around the corner?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 11:24:56
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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WarOne wrote:Isn't international squid appreciation day just around the corner?
Every day is international squid appreciation day.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 11:28:40
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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purplefood wrote:Best comment ever: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. So call me, maybe?"
That's not an exaggeration.
Quite literally, I think that is the greatest thing ever posted on the internet.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
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Haters gon' hate. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 15:22:52
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Infiltrating Broodlord
The Faye
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Is this where those horrifying japanese cartoons came from?
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We love what we love. Reason does not enter into it. In many ways, unwise love is the truest love. Anyone can love a thing because. That's as easy as putting a penny in your pocket. But to love something despite. To know the flaws and love them too. That is rare and pure and perfect.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 15:26:40
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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purplefood wrote:Best comment ever: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. So call me, maybe?"
aaaaand now my office thinks i'm insane for randomly busting out laughing...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 15:30:23
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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Praise Cthulu!! The days of human power are over. Lock up your fertile women-the squid are coming (  ) for them.
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 15:31:03
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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The Hammer of Witches
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Monster Rain wrote:purplefood wrote:Best comment ever: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. So call me, maybe?"
That's not an exaggeration.
Quite literally, I think that is the greatest thing ever posted on the internet.
Time to shut down the internet, perhaps. It's all downhill from here.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 15:48:41
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Lord of the Fleet
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I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going to lead...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 15:59:39
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Valkyrie wrote:I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going to lead...
Your avatar makes this all the more disturbing...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 16:06:16
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Lady of the Lake
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Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:Should have seen this coming.
I for one welcome our new Squidman overlords. 
A new challenger appears.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 16:41:58
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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n0t_u wrote:Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:Should have seen this coming.
I for one welcome our new Squidman overlords. 
A new challenger appears.

Don't forget your old pal Zoidberg.
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Users on ignore- 53.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 16:45:13
Subject: Re:Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 17:26:03
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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[MOD]
Solahma
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Guys, we already have a Prometheus thread.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 17:26:31
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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Is this some viral marketing for that Prometheus movie?
Edit: Ninja'd!
Love the Inquisitor pic above. I think I should try it for my INQ28 warband.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 17:27:12
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Zealous Sin-Eater
Montreal
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n0t_u wrote:Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:Should have seen this coming.
I for one welcome our new Squidman overlords. 
A new challenger appears.

Isn't Nyarlathotep like a courrier boy for Cthulu?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 17:41:28
Subject: Re:Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Lady of the Lake
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For a few of them I think. Sort of like an attendant while he sleeps in a way, sometimes pretending to be one of the others to cults. But also their messenger.
Coolyo294 wrote:
It's surprising how much sense it makes though. Almost scary in a way.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 19:24:09
Subject: Re:Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Isnt it odd how perfect his hair is for those pics? Dammit Georgio we see what your trying to show us!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 20:04:21
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Big Fat Gospel of Menoth
The other side of the internet
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I do believe this is a common myth that pops up time and again.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 20:37:03
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
skulking around the internet
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I too welcome our Squishy overlords. I am truly humbolt by their presence.
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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and erase all doubt.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/15 23:04:36
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre
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You know I came into this thread prepared to say "japan did what?" and I wasn't far off the mark.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/16 01:46:33
Subject: Re:Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You can pretty much guarantee, if its something weird and strange, Japan is at the bottom of it
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/16 01:50:14
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Tunneling Trygon
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Why was I not informed sooner?
Suddenly, Squidman's origin story come to light!
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Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/16 01:51:25
Subject: Re:Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Congrats on figuring out that you were really a squid all this time
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/16 02:08:43
Subject: Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Tunneling Trygon
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Also, I first thought that since Squid was capitalized, the topic was referring to me personally... What a weird way to divulge the results of a pregnancy/paternity test...
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Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/16 02:28:06
Subject: Re:Woman inseminated by Squid!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 That would certainly make or break your relationship
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/16 04:18:45
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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You can hear the excited cheers from men all over Japan from here in Colorado.
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