Woman inseminated by Squid!

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**warspawned**

Hi Dakka,

I was just bouncing around the internet and thought I'd share this:

http://io9.com/5918453/cooked-squid-inseminates-womans-tongue-cheek-and-gums?popular=true

That's what you get for eating squid bits

**purplefood**

Best comment ever: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. So call me, maybe?"

**master of ordinance**

Ye gods think of it...... The potential for half human half squid mutants.

**Morathi's Darkest Sin**

Should have seen this coming.

I for one welcome our new Squidman overlords.

**WarOne**

Isn't international squid appreciation day just around the corner?

**purplefood**

WarOne wrote:Isn't international squid appreciation day just around the corner?

Every day is international squid appreciation day.

**Monster Rain**

purplefood wrote:Best comment ever: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. So call me, maybe?"

That's not an exaggeration.

Quite literally, I think that is the greatest thing ever posted on the internet.

**obsidianaura**

Is this where those horrifying japanese cartoons came from?

**streamdragon**

purplefood wrote:Best comment ever: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. So call me, maybe?"

aaaaand now my office thinks i'm insane for randomly busting out laughing...

**timetowaste85**

Praise Cthulu!! The days of human power are over. Lock up your fertile women-the squid are coming (

) for them.

**htj**

Monster Rain wrote:
purplefood wrote:Best comment ever: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. So call me, maybe?"

That's not an exaggeration.

Quite literally, I think that is the greatest thing ever posted on the internet.

Time to shut down the internet, perhaps. It's all downhill from here.

**Valkyrie**

I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going to lead...

**Corpsesarefun**

Valkyrie wrote:I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going to lead...

Your avatar makes this all the more disturbing...

**SagesStone**

Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:Should have seen this coming.

I for one welcome our new Squidman overlords.

A new challenger appears.

**Grimtuff**

n0t_u wrote:
Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:Should have seen this coming.

I for one welcome our new Squidman overlords.

A new challenger appears.

Don't forget your old pal Zoidberg.

**Coolyo294**

**Manchu**

Guys, we already have a Prometheus thread.

**Easy E**

Is this some viral marketing for that Prometheus movie?

Edit: Ninja'd!

Love the Inquisitor pic above. I think I should try it for my INQ28 warband.

**Kovnik Obama**

n0t_u wrote:
Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:Should have seen this coming.

I for one welcome our new Squidman overlords.

A new challenger appears.

Isn't Nyarlathotep like a courrier boy for Cthulu?

**SagesStone**

For a few of them I think. Sort of like an attendant while he sleeps in a way, sometimes pretending to be one of the others to cults. But also their messenger.

Coolyo294 wrote:

It's surprising how much sense it makes though. Almost scary in a way.

**KingCracker**

Isnt it odd how perfect his hair is for those pics? Dammit Georgio we see what your trying to show us!

**Surtur**

I do believe this is a common myth that pops up time and again.

**Blackskullandy**

I too welcome our Squishy overlords. I am truly humbolt by their presence.

**juraigamer**

You know I came into this thread prepared to say "japan did what?" and I wasn't far off the mark.

**KingCracker**

You can pretty much guarantee, if its something weird and strange, Japan is at the bottom of it

**Squidmanlolz**

Why was I not informed sooner?
Suddenly, Squidman's origin story come to light!

**KingCracker**

Congrats on figuring out that you were really a squid all this time

**Squidmanlolz**

Also, I first thought that since Squid was capitalized, the topic was referring to me personally... What a weird way to divulge the results of a pregnancy/paternity test...

**KingCracker**

That would certainly make or break your relationship

**deathholydeath**

You can hear the excited cheers from men all over Japan from here in Colorado.