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2012/07/03 02:10:44
Subject: Another Zed sighting in China.
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Veteran ORC
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2167493/China-cannibal-attack-Drunk-bus-driver-leaps-woman-street-chews-face.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
The recent terrifying spate of 'cannibal attacks' seems to have spread to China, as a drunk bus driver was caught on camera gnawing at a woman's face in a horrific random attack.
The unfortunate woman will apparently require plastic surgery to repair the damage done by her crazed attacker.
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2012/07/03 02:18:54
Subject: Another Zed sighting in China.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Its spread to China! Time to hoard the shotgun shells and wiener dog chow! Have faith younglings, the wiener legions stand ready!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/07/03 05:20:56
Subject: Another Zed sighting in China.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Jesus, it's like a fething Wendigo epidemic.
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2012/07/03 05:31:16
Subject: Re:Another Zed sighting in China.
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Thank god I'm home for the summer and my dad has enough guns to arm a fething platoon.
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Read my story at:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356
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2012/07/03 05:31:18
Subject: Re:Another Zed sighting in China.
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Lady of the Lake
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Sounds more horrific than that other case. Also since we're in OT...
Daily Mail... not sure if the zombie is in the story or writing it...
/nighmandatorydailymailresponse
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2012/07/03 11:00:15
Subject: Another Zed sighting in China.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Well I bought 2,000 .22s just to be safe. Yea...safe...
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/07/03 11:04:49
Subject: Another Zed sighting in China.
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Frazzled wrote:Well I bought 2,000 .22s just to be safe. Yea...safe...
2000 .22 rounds? or 2000 .22 weapons? Either is good, just looking for clarification
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2012/07/03 11:07:41
Subject: Another Zed sighting in China.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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treadhead1944 wrote:Frazzled wrote:Well I bought 2,000 .22s just to be safe. Yea...safe...
2000 .22 rounds? or 2000 .22 weapons? Either is good, just looking for clarification
Rounds. At this point we have 6 functional .22s so that should take care of it. Not counting Team Wienie's emergency ASA system (Anti Squirrel Artillery) of course.  EDIT: I just remembered another .22. Make that 7.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/07/03 11:17:53
Subject: Re:Another Zed sighting in China.
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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The incident comes in the wake of a number of similar attacks committed by drugged-up psychopaths in the U.S
That number being one...
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2012/07/03 11:23:06
Subject: Re:Another Zed sighting in China.
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Hulking Hunter-class Warmech
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Medium of Death wrote:The incident comes in the wake of a number of similar attacks committed by drugged-up psychopaths in the U.S
That number being one...
Actually I believe there was more than 1... I'm in work ATM so can't provide links, can anyone else? I'm sure there were similar incidents.
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2012/07/03 11:25:47
Subject: Another Zed sighting in China.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Several actually. It seems to be a side effect of this new drug, OR THATS WHAT THEY WANT US TO THINK! THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! I WANT TO BELIEVE!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/07/03 12:46:37
Subject: Another Zed sighting in China.
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Blood-Raging Khorne Berserker
I don't even KNOW anymore.
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If this is a "zombie apocalypse", then it's being fairly inefficient about the whole process.
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2012/07/03 12:51:38
Subject: Another Zed sighting in China.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Gitkikka wrote:If this is a "zombie apocalypse", then it's being fairly inefficient about the whole process.
Great things have small beginnings.
-some robot.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/07/03 14:05:25
Subject: Re:Another Zed sighting in China.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Agreed, once it picks up steam, the gak will hit the fan. Then I get to pretend to be this badass  but crazy about killin zombehs!
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2012/07/03 14:08:55
Subject: Another Zed sighting in China.
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Tunneling Trygon
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Frazzled wrote:Several actually. It seems to be a side effect of this new drug, OR THATS WHAT THEY WANT US TO THINK! THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! I WANT TO BELIEVE!
The drug tests came up negative for bath salts, only thing in the one guy's system was marijuana. I'm not sure about drug tests in the other cases though.
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http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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2012/07/03 14:09:52
Subject: Re:Another Zed sighting in China.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Yea apparently they are trying to say its the marijuana that caused it  yea cause thats believable
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2012/07/03 14:11:06
Subject: Re:Another Zed sighting in China.
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Tunneling Trygon
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KingCracker wrote:Yea apparently they are trying to say its the marijuana that caused it yea cause thats believable
Hmm... on one hand there's a potential zombie apocalypse, on the other reefer madness... 
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http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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2012/07/03 14:19:56
Subject: Another Zed sighting in China.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Squidmanlolz wrote:Frazzled wrote:Several actually. It seems to be a side effect of this new drug, OR THATS WHAT THEY WANT US TO THINK! THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! I WANT TO BELIEVE!
The drug tests came up negative for bath salts, only thing in the one guy's system was marijuana. I'm not sure about drug tests in the other cases though.
The makers of "bath salts" change the moelcular composition frequently to avoid detection/banning. They don't have a real test for it.
Its like a mutating virus...a ZOMBIE VIRUS!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/07/03 14:21:16
Subject: Re:Another Zed sighting in China.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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DAMMIT! I always knew dopers would be the ruin of the world. Those bastards!
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2012/07/03 14:50:03
Subject: Re:Another Zed sighting in China.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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KingCracker wrote:Yea apparently they are trying to say its the marijuana that caused it yea cause thats believable
I guess you could say that he had...
*Puts on sunglasses*
A killer case of the munchies.
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2012/07/03 14:53:40
Subject: Another Zed sighting in China.
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Tunneling Trygon
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Government official: " this has been the best bit of DEA propaganda ever."
Guy: "What? People died!"
Government official: "At least they aren't doing drugs."
Guy: "They're dead! How bad are the drugs you're trying to stop?"
Government official: "It's weed."
Guy: "..."
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Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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2012/07/03 15:30:51
Subject: Re:Another Zed sighting in China.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Since I was curious, I looked up other Incidents this year involving "Zombies".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incidents_of_zombie-like_behavior_in_2012
This link has three of the attacks, The one in Miami, one about a College student in Maryland that killed and ate the heart/brain of his roomie, and one in Jersey were the guy stabbed himself and threw his intestines at the cops.
Now it's time to finish breakfast. Yum Bratwurst.
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2012/07/03 15:47:17
Subject: Re:Another Zed sighting in China.
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Hulking Hunter-class Warmech
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I knew there was more than 1... Cheers guys 
Time to start kitting up 
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2012/07/03 17:00:09
Subject: Another Zed sighting in China.
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Oh good...
Time to sharpen my files. It's gonna be stabbing time very very soon.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/07/03 17:07:38
Subject: Another Zed sighting in China.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I for one welcome our new hungry overlords.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2012/07/03 17:12:12
Subject: Another Zed sighting in China.
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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And the response you will get is "Guuuuuuuuuuhhhhh?" after which they will shamble off and walk into something lethal.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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