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**Frazzled**

She Who Must Be Obeyed Forwarded this. Link has pics. EDIT: I particularly like #2.
http://realestate.yahoo.com/news/anti-zombie-strongholds-for-sale.html

**MeanGreenStompa**

Moats are not so good for repelling zombies though?

**SagesStone**

Well it's not like any of them would have been tested anyway.

Speaking of which I wonder what they use to simulate the zombies if they do test them.

**Bromsy**

n0t_u wrote:Well it's not like any of them would have been tested anyway.

Speaking of which I wonder what they use to simulate the zombies if they do test them.

The homeless. Just give em some koolaid spiked with pcp, and enjoy the view.

**master of ordinance**

Dibs on the missile silo

**Steve steveson**

MeanGreenStompa wrote:Moats are not so good for repelling zombies though?

Wrong! I have been to many castles with moats in the UK and do you know how many zombies were in those castles? Non! Therefor they have a 100% sucess rate.

**Eydude1**

Steve steveson wrote:
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Moats are not so good for repelling zombies though?

Wrong! I have been to many castles with moats in the UK and do you know how many zombies were in those castles? Non! Therefor they have a 100% sucess rate.

He does have a point

**Aerethan**

Everything has a 100% success rate until it fails >.>

Hogwarts didn't have enough pics for me to make an informed decision of if I would be buying it or not. Shame, I've got exactly 99.9 million dollars put away for a zombie fortress.

**Frazzled**

Aerethan wrote:Everything has a 100% success rate until it fails >.>

Hogwarts didn't have enough pics for me to make an informed decision of if I would be buying it or not. Shame, I've got exactly 99.9 million dollars put away for a zombie fortress.

In actuality you only need a nice privacy fence and hurricane windows to deal with the situation, or just hurricane windows all around. The optional gun turrent is of course, optional.

So if you love top zombies do they decompose like normal people or stay zombified just more you know, dead?

**Aerethan**

Indeed, my lottery retirement dream package involves buying about 10 acres of self sustaining land(food, water, electricity, video games) with no trees other than one or two near the house, and a 12 foot reinforced concrete wall with razor wire around the perimeter. The gate wouldn't be in the wall, but rather some tunnel that exits somewhere off the beaten path. A full set of cameras, and a very large stockpile of ammunition and crossbow bolts.

Mind you none of this is about zombies. That whole compound is to keep the hippies out.

**mega_bassist**

I really like the island house...but something tells me keeping it stocked with food would be difficult. Kinda hard to grow crops or raise livestock when your house/helipad take up the whole island

**Frazzled**

mega_bassist wrote:I really like the island house...but something tells me keeping it stocked with food would be difficult. Kinda hard to grow crops or raise livestock when your house/helipad take up the whole island

Well if you like fishing you should do just fine no? If the Zombies get the upper hand, I'd imagine fish stocks would grow substantially with no massed fishing occurring.

Unless the zombies keep fishing....

**Jihadin**

If the fish feed on the zombies that might be a problem if you eat the fish....

**Frazzled**

Jihadin wrote:If the fish feed on the zombies that might be a problem if you eat the fish....

What if the fish feed on zombies, then other fish eat them, them you cook them up on the barbie?

**mega_bassist**

I'll just bring a whole lot of ramen noodles with me. That should solve a lot of my problems

/sarcasm

**Frazzled**

Frazzled wrote:
Jihadin wrote:If the fish feed on the zombies that might be a problem if you eat the fish....

What if the fish feed on zombies, then other fish eat them, them you cook them up on the barbie?

Wait are you telling me Frazzled's plan for "Frazzled's Zombie Pulled Pork and RIb Joint" is not a good idea? I mean I thought the motto was excellent: "First we destroy the brain, then we smoke the ribs"

**Jihadin**

Can imagine the wait to be served in Frazz BBQ place can be actually attribute to Frazz chasing down the meal or the meal chasing Frazz

**Frazzled**

Jihadin wrote:Can imagine the wait to be served in Frazz BBQ place can be actually attribute to Frazz chasing down the meal or the meal chasing Frazz

Envision crowds of zombies like Oliphaunts in ROTK, getting swarmed by thousands of wiener dogs, and dragged off to the kitchens...

**Deadshot**

Dibs on the 1st one.

Now just to rescue some hot babes and hurry them.into the castle. I firmly believe that in a zombie apocalypse, you will score before they rip you ti shreds.

**Jihadin**

Thinking the Silo is more my style. I'm sure over time I can put in a underground parking garage, wet bar, more food storage unit, huge collection of DVD's, Naquadah power source till I get a ZPM, hydroponic gardens, hot tubs, water purification system, air purification system and lots and lots of babes...eerrrrr helpers

**BaronIveagh**

I'd rather have a titan ! base. http://www.missilebases.com/denver

**Doctadeth**

All of them have the same real problem, Either not practical enough, or no second perimeter. Typically you'd need a second line of defense, and panic rooms just suck. Oh, plus lockdown ain't going to work when the door is smashed down.

**Jihadin**

Cheyenne mountain complex. Hopefully there's a Stargate there

**BaronIveagh**

Doctadeth wrote:All of them have the same real problem, Either not practical enough, or no second perimeter. Typically you'd need a second line of defense, and panic rooms just suck. Oh, plus lockdown ain't going to work when the door is smashed down.

Please point me to the zombie hoard that can smash down a barrier designed to take a direct 25 megaton hit?

**Aerethan**

Jihadin wrote:Cheyenne mountain complex. Hopefully there's a Stargate there

What if the stargate leads to a zombie planet?

**purplefood**

Aerethan wrote:
Jihadin wrote:Cheyenne mountain complex. Hopefully there's a Stargate there

What if the stargate leads to a zombie planet?

Don't turn it on?
Change the address?

**Jihadin**

Activate the shield and listen them slam into it for 38 min

**AlmightyWalrus**

BaronIveagh wrote:
Doctadeth wrote:All of them have the same real problem, Either not practical enough, or no second perimeter. Typically you'd need a second line of defense, and panic rooms just suck. Oh, plus lockdown ain't going to work when the door is smashed down.

Please point me to the zombie hoard that can smash down a barrier designed to take a direct 25 megaton hit?

Zombie Lenin has come to crush you, Capitalist pig!

**Jihadin**

Zombie Lenin must have downed a case of Jolt

**d-usa**

Did somebody say Zombie Lenin?