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2012/09/15 01:44:57
Subject: Need a joke/pun about Romeo and Juliet/Shakespeare!
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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I need a good joke/pun about either of those two, please help!
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:In the grim darkness of the far future, the guy with a rifle is the weakest man on the battlefield, left to quake in terror, hoping the two or three shots he gets do the job before somebody runs screaming across the battlefield to hit him with an energized stick.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/440996.page
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2012/09/15 02:21:09
Subject: Need a joke/pun about Romeo and Juliet/Shakespeare!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'd romeo her juliet.
If you know what I mean  Automatically Appended Next Post: I'd let her shake my speare.
If you know what i mean
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/15 02:27:16
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2012/09/15 03:01:46
Subject: Need a joke/pun about Romeo and Juliet/Shakespeare!
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Oh. I've heard several, most of them by my freshman english teacher... I wish I could remember them.
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2012/09/15 03:11:27
Subject: Need a joke/pun about Romeo and Juliet/Shakespeare!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Romeo and Juliet: Still a better love story than Twilight.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2012/09/15 03:30:29
Subject: Need a joke/pun about Romeo and Juliet/Shakespeare!
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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You want a love story like romeo and juliet?
So you want one that lasted 3 days and resulted in the deaths of 6 people?
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2012/09/15 03:33:14
Subject: Need a joke/pun about Romeo and Juliet/Shakespeare!
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
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Mercutio: “Nay, gentle Romeo, we must have you dance.”
Romeo: “Not I, believe me. You have dancing shoes
With nimble soles; I have a soul of lead
So stakes me to the ground I cannot move.”
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2012/09/15 03:33:19
Subject: Re:Need a joke/pun about Romeo and Juliet/Shakespeare!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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We need better Anti Love Laws. Being in Love is bad. People die over being in Love.
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog 
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2012/09/15 04:08:48
Subject: Need a joke/pun about Romeo and Juliet/Shakespeare!
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Humorless Arbite
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I don't know any jokes, but It reminds me of West Side Story.
Though as dogma pointed out Romeo can't dance.
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Voxed from Salamander 84-24020
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2012/09/15 06:13:37
Subject: Re:Need a joke/pun about Romeo and Juliet/Shakespeare!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Thought males of those times dance with a rapier?
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2012/09/15 11:47:45
Subject: Need a joke/pun about Romeo and Juliet/Shakespeare!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The only performance of Romeo and Juliet I can think about is the version in Hot Fuzz
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2012/09/15 18:21:45
Subject: Re:Need a joke/pun about Romeo and Juliet/Shakespeare!
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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Act 1, scene 1: maidenheads/heads of maids
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