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A Hong Kong businessman offers a bounty of half a billion Hong Kong dollars (£40M, $60M) for the man who can woo his daughter away from her lesbian partner.


A hot meal ticket



Gigi Chao, right, married her partner in France. The marriage is not legitimate under Hong Kong law, hence the bounty offer.


Go go Giggolo

Huh. Odd. Her partner already looks like a guy so overt feminine qualities aren't what she's looking for.

This is terrible, but also great. What a beautiful woman.

What a bastard.

Hell, I'd do that for free. Actually, I'd pay for it. (just a bit, I'm poor)

 Kovnik Obama wrote:
Hell, I'd do that for free. Actually, I'd pay for it. (just a bit, I'm poor)

i thin her dad is after someone who wants a relationship with her, not a short fling and sling that drives her closer to female company.


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Extract from the Telegraph article on the saga:

But Mr Chao, 76, has told the South China Morning Post that reports of his daughter's civil ceremony were "false". He announced the HK$500 million dowry earlier this week.
It has sparked a deluge of offers. Speaking on Thursday Ms Chao, 33, said she had received about 200 proposals and that the number of people following her on Twitter, YouTube and Facebook had jumped by 1,500 since her father's announcement.
"People are contacting me on Facebook, by email, on Twitter. It's ridiculous. I can't sort out the serious proposals from the half-hearted ones. I can't make head or tail of it," she told The Daily Telegraph.
Ms Chao, an executive director of her father's company, Cheuk Nang, said that in addition to receiving enquiries from gentlemen who say they are looking for love and ask her out on a date, she has received some introductions that are less conventional.
Some hopefuls have attached nude photos of themselves or provided information about their financial situations. She has received proposals from all over the world, including Oklahoma, Nigeria, India, Turkey and Bulgaria. Numerous bankers have contacted her.
"Some of them had obviously done their research, you know, gone on my Facebook and looked at my background," she said. "Some of them are quite poetic."
But far from getting angry at her father, she said she was "touched".
"At first I was entertained by it, and then that entertainment turned into the realisation and conviction that I am a really lucky girl to have such a loving daddy, because it's really sweet of him to do something like this as an expression of his fatherly love," she said.

Its playing out different to how I expected between father and daughter.

Hahahahaha..........Like.

 Orlanth wrote:

 Kovnik Obama wrote:
Hell, I'd do that for free. Actually, I'd pay for it. (just a bit, I'm poor)

i thin her dad is after someone who wants a relationship with her, not a short fling and sling that drives her closer to female company.

Meh. My previous statement stands. Anyway, you pay one way or another.

It's go time

I'd give it a shot. I mean, I'm a nice guy, right?

 Squidmanlolz wrote:

I'd give it a shot. I mean, I'm a nice guy, right?

Awesome.

And your Jay's Buffalo Bill skit is fahkin' hilarious.

What a jackass.

64 million dollars. Time to wrangle a lezzie...again.

 d-usa wrote:
What a jackass.

This. Would everyone still think it was so funny if the guy was offering that cash to get his daughter away from her black husband?

 AustonT wrote:
64 million dollars. Time to wrangle a lezzie...again.

classy

 Peregrine wrote:
This. Would everyone still think it was so funny if the guy was offering that cash to get his daughter away from her black husband?

Sure he's a jackass. That's why we can laugh at his stupidity and not feel bad about it at all.

I think any situation where a rich guy offers a ridiculous sum of money to steal his daughter away from an unwanted in-law is utterly hilarious

Im sure one could convince her to split the cash, for a "fake" relationship. I could handle having 30million and having to show up in Hong Kong once in awhile to pretend we are madly in love

Im sure one could convince her to split the cash, for a "fake" relationship.

Oh, now this is a good idea. Who here can make it to Hong Kong? We're gonna need a boyfriend who looks good enough to be believable, a cameraman, and some 'witnesses.'

 Peregrine wrote:

 d-usa wrote:
What a jackass.

This. Would everyone still think it was so funny if the guy was offering that cash to get his daughter away from her black husband?

Absolutely.

How about we hook her up with a black dude, see if we can squeeze a bit more dough out of the daddy?

 Kovnik Obama wrote:

 Peregrine wrote:

 d-usa wrote:
What a jackass.

This. Would everyone still think it was so funny if the guy was offering that cash to get his daughter away from her black husband?

Absolutely.

How about we hook her up with a black dude, see if we can squeeze a bit more dough out of the dude?

I like the way you think, sir

 Kovnik Obama wrote:

 Peregrine wrote:

 d-usa wrote:
What a jackass.

This. Would everyone still think it was so funny if the guy was offering that cash to get his daughter away from her black husband?

Absolutely.

How about we hook her up with a black dude, see if we can squeeze a bit more dough out of the daddy?

Hell, you might as well hook her up with a black chick for maximum impact then.

 Kovnik Obama wrote:

 Peregrine wrote:

 d-usa wrote:
What a jackass.

This. Would everyone still think it was so funny if the guy was offering that cash to get his daughter away from her black husband?

Absolutely.

How about we hook her up with a black dude, see if we can squeeze a bit more dough out of the daddy?

Or better, A Black Artist who lives in a studio apartment.

I didn't know Oko Yono got remarried.

 Ahtman wrote:
I didn't know Oko Yono got remarried.

Yoko Ono.
And that's an insult to this cute lesbo. Yoko was scary.

I'd hit it though, she's quite lovely.

I'm sure that her father would like to see grandchildren... so "faking" the relationship might be a little harder she doesn't want to do the nasty with a guy..

 Alfndrate wrote:
I'm glad no one pointed out OP's failure at math... 40 million GBP is not half a billion...

Realization inbound in three... two... one...

Don't you judge me! It's late and the browns are on... editing my idiocy D:

Way to hit out the park creepy turnip-looking lady, you go girl.

Alfndrate wrote:I'd hit it though, she's quite lovely.

I'm sure that her father would like to see grandchildren... so "faking" the relationship might be a little harder she doesn't want to do the nasty with a guy..

Her father has claimed to have beat cheeks with 10,000 women, I don't think procreation is his sticking point.

 AustonT wrote:

Alfndrate wrote:I'd hit it though, she's quite lovely.

I'm sure that her father would like to see grandchildren... so "faking" the relationship might be a little harder she doesn't want to do the nasty with a guy..

Her father has claimed to have beat cheeks with 10,000 women, I don't think procreation is his sticking point.

Still... who knows what crazy people with money want... How many other children does he have that could legitimately pass on the name/genes...