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The requisition of hydraulics for my tank, well that and a chain axe

You are enforcing my will, by the order of the high commander.

However that makes me sound cruel.

*Cracks open crate of beer (and non alcoholic for those of you not 18, this is a british party) and passes round to everyone*

WOO SPRING BREAK! no battles for 3 weeks!

*Incoming vox* This is Major Dalcassian of the Terran 3rd expeditionary force, and we need assistance, here is the link
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/384423.page

(ooc yes this is some shameless promotion for me, but Liuetenant Taveth likes the idea too

you may wanna give some credit to someone for taking the idea nd format

hlaine.larkin wrote:Right o you lazy whelps, i have been left in charge in his absence. drop and give me 20!

Nonsense! Vordon left specific instructions that I would be in command! *begins brawl*

He said he sent someone else a pm, if that was you, then okay we will deal with it together

Together we shall and if this thread gets locked I swear I will Censored by order of the Inquisition

D: *Dives into hole where the latrines were and fortifies with sand bags, razor wire and storm bolter positions, throws together a mortar from some tooth picks, gum, vodka and non alchoholic beer bottles, and some dead ork parts. Plants mines around the position and sets up a vox caster.* "Sir, I shall be watching our camp from this position."

Dane, we are renaming you to MacGuyver, its settled

This is now official edict. From now on, dane shall be macgyver.

Loner sent me a PM saying that I would in charge of managing you buggars for awhile. Unfortunately I was away at the time, but now I'm back, and I'm ready to full fill my duties, anyone of you steps out of line, and I'll have Dane make a pretty light show up your , any questions!!!

No sir!

Any questions?....My tank needs more cowbell

*Staggers in*
I was told... Something 'bout looking after thread... Drinking contest with Space Marine... Moral victory
...In charge...
*Collapses*

Wardragoon wrote:Any questions?....My tank needs more cowbell

I sent a man to aquire more cowbell, unfortunately he failed and was executed by Dane for incompitance. I've sent another man, if he fails I'll be sending Cheslav, I sure hope he fails.

DarthLakey wrote:potato

. . . shut up

Aun'shi wrote:*Staggers in*
I was told... Something 'bout looking after thread... Drinking contest with Space Marine... Moral victory
...In charge...
*Collapses*

*Drags Pasqan to Dane's fortified position*
I'll let you deal with this one, he's very drunk, aparantly he had a drinking contest with a space marine, or something. Anyway he should probably be executed.

*Follows Demitrix* By the Emperor don't execute the man, he just showed those Astartes who the true warriors of the Imperium are.

Maybe he did, but he still challeneges my authority, and I won't have that here. Besides, it is up to Dane to determine the punishment, he is, after all, our commisar.

Hey, if the CO told him to make sure we dont blow more stuff up I am inclined to believe him, and besides, you Bavarians tend to like the drink.

I will not shoot this man... However take him from his drink rations for 3 weeks, if that doesn't work maybe he would like to personly lead the Canon Foder I have collected.

Probably should take him to the medica officer to... If he isn't in life threatening situation, then make him work aswell.

Yes the commanding officer told me to help. But I was uhh... distracted. Long story short I now owe the marines a storm raven. I agree with anyone who wasn't for killing me. Im just gonna... *collapses again*

....deffinately bring him to the medicae

Has anyone seen that the medicae are green, ugly, big and have goblins with them?

No, actually I haven't.

Name:Jack Zwieblumen
Age:20
Nickname: Tourist
favorite food: none (or rather has to many)
Favorite drink: See above
Pets: none(unless you include his lasgun and picter)
habits:Jack refers to his lasgun as 'Lugg' which he says is short for 'luggage'. He also gets into some of the oddest situations possible and seems to come out of them relatively unscathed. He carries a picter and frequently uses it when he sees something he wants to remember, usually someone in a heroic pose or soul-stirring scenes of battle.
Likes: Pict-taking,Space marines and other heroes,excitement,travelling,new experiences.
Hates: Picts that don't turn out right,mundane jobs,boredom.
Description:whatever valhallan troopers you might have left with a green stuffed camera hanging by his side(or in his other hand or whatever.
Quotes:
"What a strange creature...think it's dangerous?"-trooper Zwieblumen on seeing a tyranid for the first time.

Well sky, out infamous leader is on leave at the moment.

oh ok.
Well then ill just wait patiently...

But I am the commissar, so I could take you under my wing as a general hanger oner untill he gets back if you want.

Yeah... brevet rank of junior commissar ...or not

Ah well.