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2012/10/07 22:53:34
Subject: do SM need to use the toilet??
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Daring Dark Eldar Raider Rider
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"Archon Yulliptidon sat apon a throne made of polished glass, which gleamed with magnificence in the rays of the dying suns, beautifully suspended above the the many razor sharp peaks that where Commorragh. The archon held within his hands a a delicate pyramid of sculpted crystal, from which emitted a faint glow, an echo of the soundless screams of pain belonging to countless tortured souls forever trapped within. The room in which the archon sat in was something like a throne room, but displayed apon the walls where helm of every color, but all the same in size and shape. Some bore eagles on their foreheads, and others still contained the decapitated heads of their previous owners. Two huge, beautifully carved iron double doors, engraved with intricate runes of pain and suffering, opened at the far end of the room, to reveal a tall, elegant dark eldar warrior, clad in armor made from bone and flesh. "lord Yulliptidon, you asked for my presence?" Said the arrival, " to what do I owe the pleasure?". The archon raised his elongated head, skin as pale as a full moon, eyes as vivid as a horrible nightmare. " I did not ask for you, Thrayon, I ordered your presence. Do not think to much for your self, for truly, you are not much past a feral that one would find on the streets. As for why I have ordered you to my palace, it is because their is a task that I wish you to preform. I wish you and you kabal to cleanse the imperial out fort of Sargosain Gastienagan." Thrayon was both aghast and interested at what the archon had just said. "Such a task would stretch my kabal to its limits, only a great reward would be enough to do a deed like this." Yulliptidon was outraged by the the proposal of a "great reward" by Thrayon, but did not let his anger show, hiding it with a cold smile that hid his evil intentions surprisingly well. The archon was was famous for never telling a lie in his life, but was very fond of veiled double speak, and this was no exception. "Do not worry, Thrayon, you shall receive what you deserve." Thrayon, happy with this outcome, left to carry out Yulliptidons task. Little did he know what was coming. Thrayon had done a thousand evil deeds, and what he deserved was a horrible death equal to to all those he had caused. Yulliptidons smiled. He was going to have fun."
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2012/10/07 23:06:48
Subject: Re:do SM need to use the toilet??
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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2012/10/07 23:11:05
Subject: Re:do SM need to use the toilet??
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Mutating Changebringer
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Seriouslt though, no they don't. Much like Fremen (from Dune... which is where 90% of GWs ideas come from) their power armour recycles waste.
A space marines diet is made up of nutrient rich grule. Almost all of what they consume is utilised by their enhanced bodies.
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2012/10/07 23:23:35
Subject: do SM need to use the toilet??
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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I remember a thread along time ago that talked about various factions toilets. I wish i could find it
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2012/10/07 23:33:40
Subject: Re:do SM need to use the toilet??
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Wicked Warp Spider
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 DeffDred wrote:Seriouslt though, no they don't. Much like Fremen (from Dune... which is where 90% of GWs ideas come from) their power armour recycles waste.
A space marines diet is made up of nutrient rich grule. Almost all of what they consume is utilised by their enhanced bodies.
In other words, yes they do. If their armour is part of the recycling process then yes, they do use the proverbial "bathroom". If forced to live off diet, they'll accrue waste material. It might not be the bacteria-rich matter that normal humans produce, though.
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2012/10/07 23:43:13
Subject: Re:do SM need to use the toilet??
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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 Mahtamori wrote: DeffDred wrote:Seriouslt though, no they don't. Much like Fremen (from Dune... which is where 90% of GWs ideas come from) their power armour recycles waste.
A space marines diet is made up of nutrient rich grule. Almost all of what they consume is utilised by their enhanced bodies.
In other words, yes they do. If their armour is part of the recycling process then yes, they do use the proverbial "bathroom". If forced to live off diet, they'll accrue waste material. It might not be the bacteria-rich matter that normal humans produce, though.
Well, yes they produce waste. But no, they don't need to use a 'toilet' per se. At least, not when armoured. I imagine this has led to a few slip-ups at various fortress monasteries over the centuries.
"I'm sorry, for some reason I thought I was still armoured..."
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"Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?" |
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2012/10/08 00:30:21
Subject: do SM need to use the toilet??
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Daring Dark Eldar Raider Rider
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Lol. I'm pretty sude Dark eldar clone themselves from their waste.
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"Archon Yulliptidon sat apon a throne made of polished glass, which gleamed with magnificence in the rays of the dying suns, beautifully suspended above the the many razor sharp peaks that where Commorragh. The archon held within his hands a a delicate pyramid of sculpted crystal, from which emitted a faint glow, an echo of the soundless screams of pain belonging to countless tortured souls forever trapped within. The room in which the archon sat in was something like a throne room, but displayed apon the walls where helm of every color, but all the same in size and shape. Some bore eagles on their foreheads, and others still contained the decapitated heads of their previous owners. Two huge, beautifully carved iron double doors, engraved with intricate runes of pain and suffering, opened at the far end of the room, to reveal a tall, elegant dark eldar warrior, clad in armor made from bone and flesh. "lord Yulliptidon, you asked for my presence?" Said the arrival, " to what do I owe the pleasure?". The archon raised his elongated head, skin as pale as a full moon, eyes as vivid as a horrible nightmare. " I did not ask for you, Thrayon, I ordered your presence. Do not think to much for your self, for truly, you are not much past a feral that one would find on the streets. As for why I have ordered you to my palace, it is because their is a task that I wish you to preform. I wish you and you kabal to cleanse the imperial out fort of Sargosain Gastienagan." Thrayon was both aghast and interested at what the archon had just said. "Such a task would stretch my kabal to its limits, only a great reward would be enough to do a deed like this." Yulliptidon was outraged by the the proposal of a "great reward" by Thrayon, but did not let his anger show, hiding it with a cold smile that hid his evil intentions surprisingly well. The archon was was famous for never telling a lie in his life, but was very fond of veiled double speak, and this was no exception. "Do not worry, Thrayon, you shall receive what you deserve." Thrayon, happy with this outcome, left to carry out Yulliptidons task. Little did he know what was coming. Thrayon had done a thousand evil deeds, and what he deserved was a horrible death equal to to all those he had caused. Yulliptidons smiled. He was going to have fun."
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