Hands Free Food and Drink Dispenser

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**madman12367**

Hey,

I've been drawing up an idea for a hands free food dispenser, For use instead of getting you hands, and therefore your controller greasy:

Here it is! all the information is on the pictures:

- Madman12367

**JohnnoM**

My.... My God. WWWHHHHYYYYYY!!!???!!!

**Medium of Death**

As if the stereotype of gamers isn't bad enough as it is.

**madman12367**

I was asked to design it by a company. this idea wouldn't be my first choice

**Somedude593**

... No lie i would not mind a coke dispensing headset.... food is a little too far though... i think its brilliant... and i like the design as well

**nomotog**

What ever happened to just tapping a Slim Jim on your controller?

There are already a lot of hands free drinking systems. The camel pack for example.

**kronk**

Why not just put one of these hats on over your headphones? They've been around for more than 20 years. The mullet and missing teeth are optional add-ons...

**BryllCream**

kronk wrote:
Why not just put one of these hats on over your headphones? They've been around for more than 20 years. The mullet and missing teeth are optional add-ons...

Problem with those is that they make everything you drink taste overwealmingly of plastic.

**4oursword**

I recommend that the headphones be separable from the containers. Some dumb buffoon is going to try to wash the headphones otherwise.

**madman12367**

You take out the inner compartments to clean so the casing on the headphones stays still but the liquid and food compartments can be taken out to clean

**Leigen_Zero**

Please don't invent an efficient and hygenic means to eat without using your hands...

Having to actually use said hands to lift food to your mouth is the only reason 80% of companies bother to give you a lunch break...

**Perkustin**

If you dont want to get the controller greasy wear a nitrile glove while you stuff your face. Or even better simply tilt the packet in proximity to your mouth and control the flow of Mattesson(tm) Fridge-Raiders(tm) using your lips and mouth, chewing as appropriate. Medium of Death's Feedbag is also a more viable approach. Perhaps a battery operated Donner-meat rotissery placed in the lap would be better, that way you could take bites during lulls in the explosive science-fiction action happening on screen.

As a highschool project this looks quite good though. The attempt at 'market research' should net you a good grade.

**madman12367**

That was my idea exactly! I'm using this for my graphics and I only need to finish a specification and I'm 3/4 way done before we even start

I also think having this devise is silly but it was my entry to the competition fridge raiders asked people to enter si..

**Spyder68**

Imo you better have a Deoderant Despenser and half the underside of the chair be a Toilet with a rear washing system.

Pants Free Gaming, No need to go get food/drink.. or to use the bathroom.

Built in Recline + Alarm Clock that activates the above Rear Washer Optional.

**Squigsquasher**

Oh dear Madoka no. Please no no no no. Nononononononononono.