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Made in ca
Stalwart Tribune






Basilisks are so overpriced, it's absolutely ridiculous that you have to pay over 100pts to instant kill my 250pts crisis battlesuit squad on your first turn!

Servoskulls are so overpriced! 5pts on a super boss character just to prevent me from infiltrating or scouting within 12" allowing you to deepstrike with 1d6 and reducing scatter on your entire armies blast weapons if they fire near it!

darklight weapons suck!

M grotesques actually acomplished something!

but of course! your palladin has a 2+/5++ 2 wounds feel no pain and can become immune to plasma and carry a +2 Innitiative power weapon and carry a heavy 4 rending str7 gun, 100% fair

my archon has a 2++ save but don't worry, out of consideration for your GK army he pays 35pts for it and as soon as he fails it he never gets it again!

Tau seeker missiles are great! 10pts for a single shot that has to hit twice and has a high possibility of doing nothing, so balanced

are you sure you want to do that? My flayed ones will charge your death company next turn!

HA! I got you! *reveal mandrakes* now they have to spend a turn creepily staring at you while you shoot at them! Who's laughing now?

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Made in ca
Stalwart Tribune






Ork green tide player: The movement phase is the best part!

My tau gun drone squad assaults your khorne berzerker squad, checkmate!

What? model paint? I paint skeletons with white out!

I bought the shotgun upgrade on my cultist champion, the ground will be littered with my shotgun shells and your tears!

GK player: fire your overwatch, my palladins are charging your fire warriors
Tau player: *rolls dice* what do you know twenty four sixes!

my cultist champion killed your company commander in a challenge, now for a roll on the boon table, oh, dark apotheosis, *place free daemon prince*
(this actually did happen to me lol)

'nid player: my y'gmarl genestealers were actually hiding in your deployment zone the whole time, I charge your hammerhead from the rear.
Tau player: Lémon
'nid player: ummmmm what?
Tau player: Lémon,*explodes*

 
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