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Ork green tide player: The movement phase is the best part!
My tau gun drone squad assaults your khorne berzerker squad, checkmate!
What? model paint? I paint skeletons with white out!
I bought the shotgun upgrade on my cultist champion, the ground will be littered with my shotgun shells and your tears!
GK player: fire your overwatch, my palladins are charging your fire warriors
Tau player: *rolls dice* what do you know twenty four sixes!
my cultist champion killed your company commander in a challenge, now for a roll on the boon table, oh, dark apotheosis, *place free daemon prince*
(this actually did happen to me lol)
'nid player: my y'gmarl genestealers were actually hiding in your deployment zone the whole time, I charge your hammerhead from the rear.
Tau player: Lémon
'nid player: ummmmm what?
Tau player: Lémon,*explodes*
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