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You kick open the door and confidently stride into the room. All the while, a smoke machine belches out a fine mist from behind you, bright white lights silhouette you and THIS song is blaring:
The old grey mare she aint what she used to be, aint what she used to be...
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Living in the sunlight Loving in the moonlight-Tiny tim
Kilkrazy wrote: We moderators often make unwise decisions on Friday afternoons.
kestril wrote: Page 1: New guard topic
Page 2: FW debate
Page 3: Ailaros and Peregrine fight. TO THE DEATH
I swear I think those two have a hate-crush on each other sometimes.
Jerk it Out by the Caesars would be it, if someone hadn't already made a touching myself reference, so in that case... I wouldn't mind Master of Puppets simply for that opening...
DR:80+S++G+M+B+I+Pwmhd11#++D++A++++/sWD-R++++T(S)DM+ Ask me about Brushfire or Endless: Fantasy Tactics
Frazzled wrote: The old grey mare she aint what she used to be, aint what she used to be...
This cracked me up. Imagine the look on peoples faces Specially if you kicked some major ass afterwards.
Yep.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
I always flip flop on this one, Sympathy for the Devil would be my number one choice ("Please allow me to introduce myself I am a man of wealth and taste, been around for a long long year, stole many a man's soul and faith...",tell me that ain't classy??) but other popular options include:
Paint it Black
Knights of Cydonia
Handlebars
Hammerhand
You're Gonna Go Far Kid
God's Going to Cut You Down
CoALabaer wrote: Wargamers hate two things: the state of the game and change.
I am hearing a lot of pretentious nonsense, please stop.
Dakkaites, this is our theme tune:
You know it makes sense.
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion.