40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**BigWaaagh**

You get a VHS tape of 'Uncle Buck'.

I insert a Macadamia Nut and Caramel cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory.

**Aetare**

You receive a Caramac brand macadamia nut snack.

I insert ‘Squidward’s Hopes and Dreams’

**ChargerIIC**

You get a photo of your face, covered in sucker marks

I insert a common house cat

**gruebot**

You get a dead mouse.

I insert cheese...

**Aetare**

You receive butter

I insert a mason jar.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a membership to the local Mason lodge.

I insert Snap, Crackle and Pop.

**Aetare**

You receive a mourning Snap and Crackle.

I insert a candle.

**ChargerIIC**

You get an Light Emitting Diode

I insert a twirly mustache

**gruebot**

You get an annoying cosplayer!

I insert a pair of steampunk goggles..

**Aetare**

You receive pair of glasses slightly off of your prescrition.

I insert an air freshener.

**snurl**

You get a pine tree.

I insert Steak & Shake.

**Squidsy22**

You get a Shelf Sized replica of a Steak n' Shake Diner.

I insert an unpainted Tesseract Vault (model).

**BigWaaagh**

You get an Origami finger puzle.

I insert the toenail clippings of an adult Sasquatch.

**Squidsy22**

You get the fingernail clippings of a young Yeti.

I insert the discs for all 3 seasons of Avatar:TLA

**ChargerIIC**

You get an angry fanbase

I insert a collection of used post-it notes

**gruebot**

You get a beautiful mind.

I insert Russell Crowe

**Squidsy22**

You get a Rustled Crow.

I insert a dissertation on the nature of reality.

**snurl**

You get the meaning of life.

I insert a trident.

**Squidsy22**

You get the worlds sharpest and most magnificent spork.

I insert a chunk of amber.

**snurl**

You get a piece of Jasmine.

I insert a sturmtiger.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a spent Bazooka launch tube

I insert a FlammenWerfer

**gruebot**

U get the perfect smore.

I insert a pop tart...

**Squidsy22**

You get a toaster.

I insert a small asian child.

**snurl**

You get a large asian child.

I insert Mordheim buildings.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a damned city.

I insert all the fired members of Trump's Cabinet.

**Squidsy22**

You get a singular combined Human being with Average-at-best intelligence.

I insert the mighty right gauntlet of Faptau.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a picture of yourself that is covered in tau sweat

I insert a thousand lines of source code

**gruebot**

You get an error 404 message.

I insert a Dawn of War III start up disc..

**BigWaaagh**

You get a 'Dawn of the Dead' VHS tape.

I insert a beer tent from Oktoberfest.

**RiderOrk**

You get a 55 gallon drum of vomit.

I insert an iphone 5.