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Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a VHS tape of 'Uncle Buck'.

I insert a Macadamia Nut and Caramel cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory.
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Looking for the Rest of the II Legion

You receive a Caramac brand macadamia nut snack.

I insert ‘Squidward’s Hopes and Dreams’

"My friend, you would not tell with such high zest, to children ardent for some desperate glory the old lie, Dulce et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori."
Grey Knights ~ 3500, Fully Painted =][= Space Wolves ~ 4000, Fully Painted =][= Prosperine Exiles ~ WIP =][= Altian Wraiths ~ WIP
 
   
Made in us
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





You get a photo of your face, covered in sucker marks

I insert a common house cat

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Kovnik





Albuquerque,, NM

You get a dead mouse.

I insert cheese...
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Looking for the Rest of the II Legion

You receive butter

I insert a mason jar.

"My friend, you would not tell with such high zest, to children ardent for some desperate glory the old lie, Dulce et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori."
Grey Knights ~ 3500, Fully Painted =][= Space Wolves ~ 4000, Fully Painted =][= Prosperine Exiles ~ WIP =][= Altian Wraiths ~ WIP
 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a membership to the local Mason lodge.

I insert Snap, Crackle and Pop.
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Looking for the Rest of the II Legion

You receive a mourning Snap and Crackle.

I insert a candle.

"My friend, you would not tell with such high zest, to children ardent for some desperate glory the old lie, Dulce et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori."
Grey Knights ~ 3500, Fully Painted =][= Space Wolves ~ 4000, Fully Painted =][= Prosperine Exiles ~ WIP =][= Altian Wraiths ~ WIP
 
   
Made in us
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





You get an Light Emitting Diode

I insert a twirly mustache

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Kovnik





Albuquerque,, NM

You get an annoying cosplayer!

I insert a pair of steampunk goggles..
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Looking for the Rest of the II Legion

You receive pair of glasses slightly off of your prescrition.

I insert an air freshener.

"My friend, you would not tell with such high zest, to children ardent for some desperate glory the old lie, Dulce et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori."
Grey Knights ~ 3500, Fully Painted =][= Space Wolves ~ 4000, Fully Painted =][= Prosperine Exiles ~ WIP =][= Altian Wraiths ~ WIP
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a pine tree.

I insert Steak & Shake.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Xenohunter Acolyte with Alacrity




The Corner

You get a Shelf Sized replica of a Steak n' Shake Diner.


I insert an unpainted Tesseract Vault (model).

"At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry.. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." -The Glorious God Emperor of Mankind 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get an Origami finger puzle.

I insert the toenail clippings of an adult Sasquatch.
   
Made in us
Xenohunter Acolyte with Alacrity




The Corner

You get the fingernail clippings of a young Yeti.

I insert the discs for all 3 seasons of Avatar:TLA

"At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry.. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." -The Glorious God Emperor of Mankind 
   
Made in us
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





You get an angry fanbase

I insert a collection of used post-it notes

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Kovnik





Albuquerque,, NM

You get a beautiful mind.

I insert Russell Crowe
   
Made in us
Xenohunter Acolyte with Alacrity




The Corner

You get a Rustled Crow.

I insert a dissertation on the nature of reality.

"At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry.. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." -The Glorious God Emperor of Mankind 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get the meaning of life.

I insert a trident.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Xenohunter Acolyte with Alacrity




The Corner

You get the worlds sharpest and most magnificent spork.

I insert a chunk of amber.

"At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry.. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." -The Glorious God Emperor of Mankind 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a piece of Jasmine.

I insert a sturmtiger.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





You get a spent Bazooka launch tube

I insert a FlammenWerfer

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Kovnik





Albuquerque,, NM

U get the perfect smore.

I insert a pop tart...
   
Made in us
Xenohunter Acolyte with Alacrity




The Corner

You get a toaster.

I insert a small asian child.

"At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry.. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." -The Glorious God Emperor of Mankind 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a large asian child.

I insert Mordheim buildings.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a damned city.

I insert all the fired members of Trump's Cabinet.
   
Made in us
Xenohunter Acolyte with Alacrity




The Corner

You get a singular combined Human being with Average-at-best intelligence.

I insert the mighty right gauntlet of Faptau.

"At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry.. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." -The Glorious God Emperor of Mankind 
   
Made in us
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





You get a picture of yourself that is covered in tau sweat

I insert a thousand lines of source code

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Kovnik





Albuquerque,, NM

You get an error 404 message.

I insert a Dawn of War III start up disc..
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a 'Dawn of the Dead' VHS tape.

I insert a beer tent from Oktoberfest.
   
Made in us
Yellin' Yoof on a Scooter





You get a 55 gallon drum of vomit.

I insert an iphone 5.
   
 
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